Grace Lavery / Joseph Lavery & Daniel M. Lavery / Mallory Ortberg - "Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

Is that twisted up wry mouth expression some trick the gals tell each other will make their faces look slimmer or their eyebrows more even or some shit like that? It looks weird and uncomfortable.

The pics are transmitting discomfort, that's why. The girls/women in them are insecure about their looks and are afraid of being judged. By mugging at the camera, they're saying, "Ha ha I have a great personality and I'm much more attractive than this pic shows."
 
Somebody commented recently that it's impossible to tell that Joe's look is even an attempt at being transgender. Yup:
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I think that's the black duster he was trying on in a Neiman Marcus dressing room a page or two ago. The sheer physical volume of all the shit he buys...that apartment must be crammed to the rafters.

I'll award a few points for 1.) the Blundstones instead of the lurid foam tard sneakers he favors, 2.) a normal facial expression. He looks stupid but not totally grotesque. Like a prissy Julliard prof. Nothing whatsoever like a woman.

The handmaids, ugh. Have some self-respect, sweatpantstimes.
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Somebody commented recently that it's impossible to tell that Joe's look is even an attempt at being transgender. Yup:
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I think that's the black duster he was trying on in a Neiman Marcus dressing room a page or two ago. The sheer physical volume of all the shit he buys...that apartment must be crammed to the rafters.

I'll award a few points for 1.) the Blundstones instead of the lurid foam tard sneakers he favors, 2.) a normal facial expression. He looks stupid but not totally grotesque. Like a prissy Julliard prof. Nothing whatsoever like a woman.

The handmaids, ugh. Have some self-respect, sweatpantstimes.
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Agree re the Blunnies.

Joe wasn’t doing too badly pre-trans with the dandy looks and occasional leather jacket. If he’d kept to that post-tits, or had chosen tailored clothes and swept his hair up, he would at least have a chance at style, and even elegance, despite the estrogen weight gain. Like a drag Edith Sitwell.

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What do we get instead? He might be going for high-end boho, but he splurges on very mainstream labels like the nouveau riche style retard he is. No true boho would wear head to toe labels - you mix up vintage Dior with an old t-shirt, patronise obscure or up and coming designers, or make your own clothes Plus you mix and match from your wardrobe, which doesn’t have to be large, just well chosen. All of that is in pursuit of a look - one that says something interesting about you.

So Joe buys like a label whore on meth, and chooses the least flattering stuff, to look like a sexualised Snufflelafagus. So vulgar. Sales staff must just love him.

Don’t get me started on Mallory’s sped spouse style.
 

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Somebody commented recently that it's impossible to tell that Joe's look is even an attempt at being transgender. Yup:
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I think that's the black duster he was trying on in a Neiman Marcus dressing room a page or two ago. The sheer physical volume of all the shit he buys...that apartment must be crammed to the rafters.

I'll award a few points for 1.) the Blundstones instead of the lurid foam tard sneakers he favors, 2.) a normal facial expression. He looks stupid but not totally grotesque. Like a prissy Julliard prof. Nothing whatsoever like a woman.

The handmaids, ugh. Have some self-respect, sweatpantstimes.
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This is the best look he's worn that I can recall. Foppish Juilliard prof in semi-monochrome >>> gaudy gauche Snuffleupagus all day long.
 
Does Mallory have the balding from T going on now?
That last photo shows full coverage from the side, including a low hairline. She might have loss on the crown but it’s not obvious from that angle. I do wonder how much, if any, T she is actually on. They both porked up, but that could just be lockdown pudge they can’t shift, and she hasn’t a five o’clock shadow, razer rash, or even obviously coarsened facial skin. She is much more genderblob than her hawt bitch with tube tits. Perhaps zippertits, crappy hairdo, fat and ugly clothes satisfied her self-hate, at least for now.
 
That last photo shows full coverage from the side, including a low hairline. She might have loss on the crown but it’s not obvious from that angle. I do wonder how much, if any, T she is actually on. They both porked up, but that could just be lockdown pudge they can’t shift, and she hasn’t a five o’clock shadow, razer rash, or even obviously coarsened facial skin. She is much more genderblob than her hawt bitch with tube tits. Perhaps zippertits, crappy hairdo, fat and ugly clothes satisfied her self-hate, at least for now.
Nah sadly there's stubble and stache there:

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That last photo shows full coverage from the side, including a low hairline. She might have loss on the crown but it’s not obvious from that angle. I do wonder how much, if any, T she is actually on. They both porked up, but that could just be lockdown pudge they can’t shift, and she hasn’t a five o’clock shadow, razer rash, or even obviously coarsened facial skin. She is much more genderblob than her hawt bitch with tube tits. Perhaps zippertits, crappy hairdo, fat and ugly clothes satisfied her self-hate, at least for now.
Both of them have taken hormone breaks. Mallory was going by "they" for a brief period of time and had stopped hormones. No resolution to that, really, other than the fact that, despite threatening it, she doesn't seem to have ever gone through with phallo. And Joe stopped due to nonspecific health issues and just started up against recently.
 
Disagreeing with the other takes here, her hair is thinning:
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Whether it’s T or stress or genetics, she’s got classic (male) horseshoe going on at the temples, and the front is thinned out enough to see her scalp.

on that view, yes i agree. I was basing my comments on the last photo in profile

such a shame, she had such a good head of hair
 
The Toast was a huge, huge deal, completely ubiquitous with a certain subsection of millennial gen x/cusp women. Everyone I knew was familiar with The Toast, I used to have articles from that site bookmarked. Then she met Joe.

Edit to add I think very few former readers have any idea what she’s up to now or who her husband is. I regularly read The Toast for years and if I hadn’t been on KF I wouldn’t.

I scrolled past this thread for a year because "straight with extra steps couple" is such a boring headline, that's 2/3 of my peers, I could just go on fb for that. Then I was reading the Micah thread, saw someone explain who Nicolle and Mallory are, and spent three days just reading this whole thread. I had no idea what happened to Mallory and it was so upsetting to find out that she's been in a three year long train wreck...

I wish that the public reaction to the farms wasn't "you mean the nazi website? the transphobia nazi website that keffals shut down?" because I think a lot of her former readers, like me, would be interested in knowing what she became
 
I wish that the public reaction to the farms wasn't "you mean the nazi website? the transphobia nazi website that keffals shut down?" because I think a lot of her former readers, like me, would be interested in knowing what she became
Interesting that a website full of intelligent normie women who like to gather information and then form an opinion is categorized as "transphobic" and "fascist" by so many.
 
I wish that the public reaction to the farms wasn't "you mean the nazi website? the transphobia nazi website that keffals shut down?" because I think a lot of her former readers, like me, would be interested in knowing what she became

those former readers are maybe 6 months away from turning you in to the woke gestapo for knowing what this site is

they're dangerous garbage humans
 
That’s how most of us started.

Maybe I'm just old and haggard now, but I kind of feel like that was a lot truer 5 years ago than it is now.

If you've watched the last 5 years unfold and have gone along with the consensus view and thought the world was mostly sane, I don't even know what would be the final straw that made you question it at this point.
 
Maybe I'm just old and haggard now, but I kind of feel like that was a lot truer 5 years ago than it is now.

If you've watched the last 5 years unfold and have gone along with the consensus view and thought the world was mostly sane, I don't even know what would be the final straw that made you question it at this point.
Yeah. There was a wave of people for whom the "threatening people with firing and exclusion from society over an experimental new flu shot" was the moment of illumination. But after that, if that still didn't do it? What even could? There's already open grooming and mainstreaming of pedophilic behavior. I guess if someone didn't care about kids but was a big animal rights advocate they could get based when suddenly human-dog marriages actually come into the periphery. But short of that...someone who still flies that weird pride flag with the black and brown phallus poking into it is either a hopeless moron or committed to the lunacy.
 
Disagreeing with the other takes here, her hair is thinning:
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Whether it’s T or stress or genetics, she’s got classic (male) horseshoe going on at the temples, and the front is thinned out enough to see her scalp.
And people say the Kiwi Farms isn't affirming for trans people.
 
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