🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[C. Cactus]

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i’m not spending $100 for a joke but if someone can send me a pdf file of this i’ll be a happy boy

Yeah, this is exactly what I'm talking about, no other contestant except Simmons could produce something like this.

 

[Blouie]

Lmao Josie punching her plushies.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

>the beard
Simmons, you're Asian, we know you can't grow facial hair

i know there’s so much liquid gold here but this jew has $10 books or $100 of the real funny ones. the very few times i wish i owned a kindle

 

[Blitzsneed]

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JOSIE NO THOSE PLUSHIES HAD A FAMILY

Her boxing the plushies was kinda adorable, ngl. What baffles me is that the Josimps want this barely functional autistic girl as their girlfriend.

 

[BOTTOM TEXT]

or would they think he's weird over there too?

yes

 

[TwoToedTed]

Josie getting excited about her stuffed animal last night and then boxing them up today lol. I hope we get more Josie boxing content

 

[Angry Shoes]

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JOSIE NO THOSE PLUSHIES HAD A FAMILY

I like how heavy the gloves are for her and how genuinely happy she seems by punching stuffed animals. Little stuff like this is why I think she’s the most entertaining fish.

 

[Anti Snigger]

I have an unused trial of kindle unlimited I can activate, does anyone know how to rip the books?

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

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I think he's just a weird Chinese actor guy they hired off of backstage. He also kept mentioning a week as the length of time this was supposed to last. I think he was meant to be let go of during this week's elimination and he's a paid actor. This however doesn't explain his books.
Simmons' backstage

 

[Sue Lightning]

does anyone know how to rip the books?

yeah just screenshot every page lol

 

[Anti Snigger]

yeah just screenshot every page lol

The Python book is almost 600 pages though

 

[BruceOfHeem]

i’m not spending $100 for a joke but if someone can send me a pdf file of this i’ll be a happy boy

Edit: this is the face of a 5’7 chinese man with a small penis

 

[This Is Violence Now]

I think he's just a weird Chinese actor guy they hired off of backstage. He also kept mentioning a week as the length of time this was supposed to last. I think he was meant to be let go of during this week's elimination and he's a paid actor. This however doesn't explain his books.
Simmons' backstage

 

[Anti Snigger]

I think he's just a weird Chinese actor guy they hired off of backstage. He also kept mentioning a week as the length of time this was supposed to last. I think he was meant to be let go of during this week's elimination and he's a paid actor. This however doesn't explain his books.
Simmons' backstage

You're overlooking the fact that lolcows can be actors too

 

[Punished Borzoi]

I like how heavy the gloves are for her and how genuinely happy she seems by punching stuffed animals. Little stuff like this is why I think she’s the most entertaining fish.

She is the closest in the group to being an actual fish.

 

[SpruceEater]

i know there’s so much liquid gold here but this jew has $10 books or $100 of the real funny ones. the very few times i wish i owned a kindle

You can just use Kindle's free trial and then download the books through Kindle's windows application. It has DRM so you need to use another program in order to have it as a shareable PDF file. I used to do it ages ago but forgot how. I think all of Simmons' books are apart of that Kindle pay scheme where you can read all of them for "free" after subscribing to Amazon Kindle or whatever it's called. But they usually offer a 30 day free trial at first.

 

[C. Cactus]

You're overlooking the fact that lolcows can be actors too

I'd say they're more likely to be.

 

[Shalashaskaa]

So how long until Letty tries again for Jon?

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I think he's just a weird Chinese actor guy they hired off of backstage. He also kept mentioning a week as the length of time this was supposed to last. I think he was meant to be let go of during this week's elimination and he's a paid actor. This however doesn't explain his books.
Simmons' backstage

The site is too broken for me to upload an image, but Simmons looks fucking yoked in one of those pictures. Admittedly he's like 5'5, little guys can lean out easy and look muscular, but still damn lol. Jon should have paid better attention during his gymnastics and thai chi demonstrations. To think I was making fun of his Russian twists last week.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

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first screenshot is a close favorite for me but the second one made me go what the fuck

but this is my favorite of all time because i just imagine this retard going into a walmart, sees a somewhat attractive asian woman by the dairy section and he’s like “well guess im not getting milk today” and just walks out and goes home