🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Simmons' books feel like something an AI would come up with.

 

[C. Cactus]

Simmons' books feel like something an AI would come up with.

He's Chinese, there isn't really any difference

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Jon sperging about the minecraft book being from 2014 and being outdated while praising the fan wikis for having all the best minecraft info was the closest I've come to thinking he was a plant.

 

[Anti Snigger]

This is genuinely fucking awful, I'm almost considering getting a PDF of this and reviewing it.

His username on windows is "mama" which is fucking bizarre. He also later claims he's on Mac despite the screenshots being on Windows.

 

[This Is Violence Now]

This will sound gay but I like Letty's laugh, it's very feminine. It's either heheheh or hihihihih, contrasting masculine hahhaha laughs. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

 

[Rakovnik]

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This is genuinely fucking awful, I'm almost considering getting a PDF of this and reviewing it

This reads like it was written by a speech to text program, top effort from Simone.

 

[Spatula]

This will sound gay but I like Letty's laugh, it's very feminine. It's either heheheh or hihihihih, contrasting masculine hahhaha laughs. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

That's exactly why she's laughing like that only around dudes.

 

[Blitzsneed]

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This is genuinely fucking awful, I'm almost considering getting a PDF of this and reviewing it.
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His username on windows is "mama" which is fucking bizarre. He also later claims he's on Mac despite the screenshots being on Windows.

Imagine paying money for this shit. No hard feelings.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

This will sound gay but I like Letty's laugh, it's very feminine. It's either heheheh or hihihihih, contrasting masculine hahhaha laughs. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

What's gay about liking a woman's laugh?

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

That's exactly why she's laughing like that only around dudes.

I want to hear her cackling like Sam when she thinks she's alone bros

 

[Nigger Racism]

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This is genuinely fucking awful, I'm almost considering getting a PDF of this and reviewing it.
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His username on windows is "mama" which is fucking bizarre. He also later claims he's on Mac despite the screenshots being on Windows.

Is the formatting that way because of some PDF conversion shenanigans or did he seriously think a book wrote that way would be ok?

 

[Kikkoman]

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This is genuinely fucking awful, I'm almost considering getting a PDF of this and reviewing it.
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His username on windows is "mama" which is fucking bizarre. He also later claims he's on Mac despite the screenshots being on Windows.

This reads like one of those scam books that are ripped youtube subtitles and stills

 

[Confetti Meringue]

Simmons recognized it and told the crew member to put it in the fridge, it's edible apparently. It's most likely something he had added to their big list of things they need that they didn't get him until now.

I'm putting money on body care. Some beauty products are meant to be kept cold, or are kept cold because women (Simmons) think it works better chilled.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Imagine paying money for this shit. No hard feelings.

I didn't don't worry

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Already ordered. I'll start sharing some pics tomorrow.

im not sure if it’s cause im slightly high or just retarded but it took me 2 pages to realize that simmons had a amazon page

 

[C. Cactus]

Some of the fish are definitely strange, but their motivations are pretty understandable. Simmons is the only one that genuinely baffles me. Is he like this because China, or would they think he's weird over there too? Is he a faggot or not? That list of goals he wrote was one of the funniest things in the show so far. He's the oldest contestant and I think I heard he might be the only one not already familiar with Sam Hyde, so where the hell did they find him? What the fuck is body jelly and why does he need it?

Starting to become Simmons pilled, just because of the sheer weird factor

 

[Rakovnik]

What the fuck is body jelly and why does he need it?

Find out tonight on the Jimmons cam

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

i’m not spending $100 for a joke but if someone can send me a pdf file of this i’ll be a happy boy

Edit: this is the face of a 5’7 chinese man with a small penis

 

[Anti Snigger]

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i’m not spending $100 for a joke but if someone can send me a pdf file of this i’ll be a happy boy

>the beard
Simmons, you're Asian, we know you can't grow facial hair

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

JOSIE NO THOSE PLUSHIES HAD A FAMILY