🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
During a sparring session sam needs to say Joe Rogan talked about fishtank and show Jon this clip and tell him to keep it a secret.
 
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Jon sperging about the minecraft book being from 2014 and being outdated while praising the fan wikis for having all the best minecraft info was the closest I've come to thinking he was a plant.
 
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This is genuinely fucking awful, I'm almost considering getting a PDF of this and reviewing it.
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His username on windows is "mama" which is fucking bizarre. He also later claims he's on Mac despite the screenshots being on Windows.
 
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Simmons recognized it and told the crew member to put it in the fridge, it's edible apparently. It's most likely something he had added to their big list of things they need that they didn't get him until now.
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I'm putting money on body care. Some beauty products are meant to be kept cold, or are kept cold because women (Simmons) think it works better chilled.
 
Some of the fish are definitely strange, but their motivations are pretty understandable. Simmons is the only one that genuinely baffles me. Is he like this because China, or would they think he's weird over there too? Is he a faggot or not? That list of goals he wrote was one of the funniest things in the show so far. He's the oldest contestant and I think I heard he might be the only one not already familiar with Sam Hyde, so where the hell did they find him? What the fuck is body jelly and why does he need it?

Starting to become Simmons pilled, just because of the sheer weird factor
 
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