🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

"I've dwanken all types of water
I've dwanken puddle water
I've dwanken water from the mountain top
I've dwanken water from melting ice"

Never change Jon

 

[Nick Gars]

letty is currently explaining what a lolcow is to Jon

is she /our/girl ?

Why the hell would you want a fake ass pickme as "/our/girl"?

Simping for any of these fake ass women is just sad and really says something about the people doing it. Sylvia is fat and two faced, Letty is an ugly pickme, and Josie is a 3/10 largely faking the childish shit for attention. They mostly haven't contributed anything in the way of content either. Josie walking in circles and spinning in a chair isn't content, and that "humiliate Simmons" sketch was about as painful as watching something like this can actually get, even if the original idea was pretty funny. These sub-6 women have all been letdowns so far.


Have some standards and self-respect, people.

 

[Goomatora]

The Morgue has never been more powerful
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WARNING! WARNING! METHANE LEVELS RISING! TOO MANY PIGS IN ONE ROOM! HOG OVERLOAD! HOG OVERLOAD!

 

[apa gapa]

Josie and Jon is perfect exmaple of female pretend autism vs actual autism

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Jon being forced to piss in a cup in front of a doctor (and in turn pissing on said doctor) has definitely influenced Jon in a negative way, I find it really funny though how concerned he was with privacy then proceeding to join a show in which his privacy is entirely revoked for 6 weeks. Seems he doesn't care all too much about it, eh?

Sounds like he was really shaken up by that experience. Next we'll learn the doctor told him he's the balls on the dick.

 

[Anon88]

Josie and Jon is perfect exmaple of female pretend autism vs actual autism

There's no way Josie is faking there's no way she could keep it up for 8 whole days without a break. If she is somehow faking it then by the end of the 6 weeks she's probably going to have actual brain damage because acting like that can't be good for anyone.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

"I've dwank wato fwom the mountain tops, I've dwank fwom pudoes. If I'm thwisty, I'm dwinking it, but fug tap wato. I'm not dwanken that shit"
" If you need dopamine go the fug outside "
Jon is BASED

 

[Noble Redditor]

How come for almost every topic they discuss there is a perfect Sam Hyde video for it?

Sam's had his finger on the pulse of the autistic schizo community for a very long time. He understands the culture he mocks because he spent a lot of time in it himself. Plus Charles is an actual schizo.

But Jons right about tap water. I ain't dwinkin dat shit.

 

[Appetizer]

Objectivist Jon arc

 

[jallsballs]

Amazon is no longer allowing downloading Kindle Unlimited titles via USB

Amazon announced it has made some changes with regard to the e-books purchased via the Kindle Unlimited program. As per the new scheme of things, downloading Kindle Unlimited e-books from the Manage Your Content section via USB has been disabled. Rather, such titles will henceforth have to be...

goodereader.com

well apparently they have completely removed the option to download and transfer for kindle unlimited books so I will have to actually find my kindle and see if i can pull them off there

 

[convulsion swell]

Jon teaching Vance about steroid microdosing and testosterone deficiencies.



Edit: "What do you fink abowt Spawta?"

 

[DustBuns]

Fishtank is succeeding despite the production crew and not because of them, their retarded idea to bring back Damiel is going to prove this today.

 

[Sneedifarms]

Fishtank is succeeding despite the production crew and not because of them, their retarded idea to bring back Damiel is going to prove this today.

knowing damiel's fragile fucking ego he's gonna throw a second hissy fit the second jon inevitably embarrasses him in front of the entire tank again.

 

[Star Platinum]

"David Gowgins is wike... one of da onwy bwack navy seawls evah" what the fuck

 

[Berrakh]

Fishtank is succeeding despite the production crew and not because of them, their retarded idea to bring back Damiel is going to prove this today.

Interfering with the action is almost never worth it. And this is fixing what isn’t broken.

 

[convulsion swell]

I think assuming he is put into a position to be cowed immediately and severely (again), bringing back Damiel would be great. I want to see him take a swing at Jon and then get his ass BEAT.

 

[Blitzsneed]

knowing damiel's fragile fucking ego he's gonna throw a second hissy fit the second jon inevitably embarrasses him in front of the entire tank again.

He's going to clock Jon because he has a nigger IQ and he will turn this project into a legal nightmare. Fuck Twitter sans the memes. They are at least good.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

fishtank.live no longer redirects to youtube, maybe they are almost done setting up

 

[Sneed or Death]

Jon and Vance bonding over Halo? feels like '07 in here.

 

[Blackstar]

Based Nu-Halo haters. "They turned the storyline gay"