🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Master Wel]

This is gonna have to go on my "list of shit I didn't need to see today"

https://twitter.com/fishtankdotlive/status/1650923366021230594?s=20

I’m coping and sneeding by hoping he has a healthy relationship with his family and he’s the cool uncle.
Also he’s unfunny and gay so any attempts at comedy come off as cringe (see the skit monologue)

 

[Nigger Racism]

This is gonna have to go on my "list of shit I didn't need to see today"

https://twitter.com/fishtankdotlive/status/1650923366021230594?s=20

Oh jesus, now i feel a lot less sorry for Sam bullying him

 

[Forester Moth]

Producer being forced to ask what's in the chink jelly. What the hell is wrong with the chinese, just eat honey dude.

 

[Enig]

So, body jelly is really bee jelly and apparently it required a sitdown talk in B2

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

Are they unironically talking about now?

 

[DustBuns]

It's Royal Jelly but Simmons is too asian and autistic to say the real name.

 

[Cryptojew]

Simmons was just caught with beejams

 

[Sneedifarms]

wonder how jon is gonna take it when TTS informs him that his best bro, confidant and lover is a big P-word.

 

[Rakovnik]

Crew is questioning Simmons on his bee jelly product, if there's anything fucked up in it and if it's for body use or consumption

 

[BruceOfHeem]

WHATS IN THE JELLY SIMMONS?

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

All of those believing that Jose will be turned on by the audience is wrong. The moment that site goes backup Josie will be gifted 70 snack boxes all at once. She will then use this treasure trove to buy the loyalty of the other fish becoming a cargo cult leader and they will offer her fidget spinners as tribute.

I'll paypig for that but to only buy Jon a Quran. He's clearly disgusted by the Bible but I believe he may be a Jew due to his nose and how his face looks like he chopped off another man's and superglued it over his.

 

[Enig]

So, the team is doing visual tracking on the pocky supply, has to be part of a plan to get Josie to snap at someone

I'll paypig for that but to only buy Jon a Quran. He's clearly disgusted by the Bible but I believe he may be a Jew due to his nose and how his face looks like he chopped off another man's and superglued it over his.

Ngl until Letty's ex went full retard I had the idea of having a box of "religious" materials sent over where there'd be enough bibles and qurans for them all and then underneath that is really fun and offensive shit like Max Stirner and Siege so the audience can judge if they're reading them to read them or if the people there have some real fun philosophy they're hiding

 

[SFINAE]

Jet, in Bedroom 4: "Looks like nobody stole [Josie's] Pocky. The bug is still inside."
They bugged her Pocky box?

 

[Forester Moth]

I'll paypig for that but to only buy Jon a Quran. He's clearly disgusted by the Bible but I believe he may be a Jew due to his nose and how his face looks like he chopped off another man's and superglued it over his.

How much money do you think I'd have to spend for Jet to print out the Gospel of Truth. I want to keep shoving gnostic esoteric literature down his throat for as long as possible and eventually make him go mad

 

[SpruceEater]

Jet, in Bedroom 4: "Looks like nobody stole [Josie's] Pocky. The bug is still inside."
They bugged her Pocky box?

Either that or they bugged the plushie. Or they're trolling the audience.

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

Josie teaches Vance how to draw as repayment for Vance teaching her how to drum last night.
Jon and Simmons have a nice conversation with each other as Jon forgets to catch the soccerball he threw.
Hambeast gets more rest after sleeping for half the day.

I love the fishtank.

 

[ChunkyKong]

Jet, in Bedroom 4: "Looks like nobody stole [Josie's] Pocky. The bug is still inside."
They bugged her Pocky box?

Probably bugged the stuffed animal

 

[TwoToedTed]

TTS testing underway. We might be close

 

[This Is Violence Now]

They just tested TTS in living room.

 

[SFINAE]

TTS IS BACK! "Testing living room 1 2 3 4 5."