DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lord_Point]

@dogtigerball My man, I follow/watch DSP for fun. Thus im grossly autistic and barely literate, please keep posts under 3 paragraphs.

 

[Mighty Pigmask]

Anyway, all I’m saying is that some of the hate here gets is undeserved.

You're like 8 years too late with the dicksucking

 

[SamuraiHitler]

Phil is an eccentric dude. But he’s not a terrible person.

You mean he's a faggot? I think you mixed up eccentric with faggot. Shocking considering your whiteknighting you couldn't at least get the pronouns right. Faggot.

 

[Corpun]

So she'll get about as much dick from him as she did from Phil then? Plus having lived with Phil for years she'll have good experience living with a gay man.

But no matter how you look at this, it can only be seen as an absolute upgrade in every way.

Sure it's an upgrade, but how much of an upgrade is it if she still has the same sex drive she used to.

So, there are things people get wrong about Phil. He's not such a bad guy. In fact, having skimmed this thread quite a few times over the years I think you’d get along with him

Stopped reading your weirdass LARP here. IDK what dent you are but this shit isn't worth reading. If I had to share the same room with Phil I'd be convicted of murder because of how much of an insufferable cunt he is. No one deserves to share space with this retard. People give PoP shit for telling him to kill himself a lot but watching Phil enough does make you want to watch him suck a 12 gauge every so often.

If your OIC, can you please tithe daddy pigroach another couple hundred in my name? I get real owned by it.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Sure it's an upgrade, but how much of an upgrade is it if she still has the same sex drive she used to.

She'll probably do what she did when she was with Phil, get some dick on the side and current gay guy will not care about that...much like the old gay guy.

 

[JimiHendrix]

"phils not such a bad guy, infact he had big dreams of running a company with employees, he just has an edgy sense of humor"

yeh?

wanna explain the Leanna Hospital Story, the lying about the game journalist who was researching lets plays, the refusal to update to direct capture like his competitors, the fact he created his own website but then never really used it to host videos or get anything going, it was just a hug box, his outright and continual refusal to collaborate with other people after trying it once with his fans, the fact he started this as a hobby, not a legit business choice he was serious about, the Project 7 reboot scam, the fact he refused to pay Respect the Pact, despite being generous with his friends?

these are just a few examples off the top of my head, I can keep going. but you're not worth the effort. i don't like you.

 

[Azuma Ninja]

Hey that guy that has been lying to your face and scamming for years? The one that calls you mentally ill and bans you when you rightfully call him out on his disgusting behavior? The narcissistic retard? He's actually pretty cool lol.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

He's still tryin to justify his reason for not playing Dead Island 2.

Dude. People want you to play it because it's something other than 3 fuckin' RPGs.

 

[Lord_Point]

He's still tryin to justify his reason for not playing Dead Island 2.

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Dude. People want you to play it because it's something other than 3 fuckin' RPGs.

Says Dead Island 2 is not a success because despite the big sales numbers no one is contextualizing the data.
Says Dying Light 2 had tipple the sales numbers.
Refuses to contextualize the previous data point.

Ladies and gentlemen, your valedictorian!

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Phil is not the libcuck some people here think he is. This is a show because of modern politics. The reality is Phil is a republican but understands that he’d lose half is audience admitting it.

So you’re saying he’s a spineless sellout faggot who values money over principles? Sounds about right

 

[LieLieFyre]

So, there are things people get wrong about Phil. He's not such a bad guy. In fact, having skimmed this thread quite a few times over the years I think you’d get along with him. He’s a chill guy with an edgy sense of humor. He can even be generous to friends. He paid for my food anytime we shared lunch or dinner. When I’d put up a fight about paying my own check he’d go, “Oh fuck off man fuck off.” And pay it.

You know what I'm on your side. Do thell the story of DSP. Make sure to use as much detail as possible and as many stories as possible. Now make sure to involve some bad stories as well cause if you only recount the good stuff it's will be too dicksucky. Also include some way to know that you really were a fan of Phil maybe a photo from a convention of your past username that you interacted with him. I'm your friend. Trust me. I wont abuse it.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Do you think DSP is smart enough to fleece Horse Fucker Keith out of income behind the scenes by threatening to take down his forums? If your gonna be a piece of shit scammer, at least scam them for money in multiple ways.

For all we know, Keith begs DSP to keep the forums open just so ponyboy can powertrip on the idiot masses.

Says Dead Island 2 is not a success because despite the big sales numbers no one is contextualizing the data.
Says Dying Light 2 had tipple the sales numbers.
Refuses to contextualize the previous data point.

Ladies and gentlemen, your valedictorian!

So what's the real reason that Phil doesn't want to touch Dead Island 2? It honestly seems like a fun game. Is it because he recognizes that there are quests, and he's too fucking lazy to do them? Or is it because none of his dents promised to shell out for it?

 

[JimiHendrix]

ponyboy can powertrip on the idiot masses.

masses? there's like 3 users there, him and phil included?

 

[myone]

So what's the real reason that Phil doesn't want to touch Dead Island 2? It honestly seems like a fun game. Is it because he recognizes that there are quests, and he's too fucking lazy to do them? Or is it because none of his dents promised to shell out for it?

It's just ego and sticking to his guns. DSP called this game being garbage very early on and playing it now would be a tacit admission that his takes are worthless. So it's not going to happen.

 

[San Dimas High School]

But he’s not a terrible person.

Average troll 5/10 for all the replies you got. Shit like this is dumb though. Where's all his friends if he's not a terrible person? Delete absolute insane statements like this if you want to be more believable.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

So what's the real reason that Phil doesn't want to touch Dead Island 2? It honestly seems like a fun game. Is it because he recognizes that there are quests, and he's too fucking lazy to do them? Or is it because none of his dents promised to shell out for it?

He wants 0 effort into his scheduled playthroughs. Remember that he's a very stubborn fucker with his ways.

He WANTS his schedule to be boring dogshit low effort rpgs. Dead Island 2 requires a modicum of effort to play. It won't allow him to pause every 5 minutes to chill interact and talk to Jayde the whole time. Also it's brand new. He might suck, die, and people will make fun of him.

Elden Ring, Oblivion and FF5 are easy to handhold and break. If you have been watching lately(I hope not, it sucks), it has been very easy sit there, do play-by-plays of a guide reading playthrough of all these games where he's essentially doing jack shit in the most non-efficient ways possible while being handed money.

 

[Fapcop]

He thinks hip hop music is awful. Makes a lot of racist jokes. All around is disgusted by gay people. Call trans people trannies. One time he saw a TiL on reddit about HP Lovecraft’s cat called Niggerman. So he spent weeks belting out niggerman the way you would sing figaro in an opera.

Okay: I’ll call it: PHIL HAS BEEN REDEEMED!!

But nah seriously: I don’t HATE Phil. Yeah, sometimes he does some real dick moves that kinda piss me off. But if you legit hate Phil, you’re probably a bit of lolcow yourself.

(And yeah, sometimes Phil gets shit on for some really gay reasons. Like “being racist” for making some edgy jokes back in the day.)

The reason I follow Phil is because he’s legit a funny character who’s his own worst enemy, and regularly gets himself into hilarious shenanigans, like his bankruptcy hearing.

Phil begging is funny.
Phil making weird excuses for being bad at a game is funny.
Phil trying to be a father like figure to a retarded porn sick Asian is funny. (Hi Derich!)
Phil making excuses is funny.
Phil wasting six figures on a gatcha game and complaining about muh bills is funny.
Heck, even the vortex of autism attracted to him and the dents giving him money is funny.

I reckon most people are like me and just find him lulzy. His own worst enemy who will keep stepping on rakes, because he takes himself too seriously.

Phil is also a good measuring stick for lolcow enthusiasts: If you ever find your blood pressure seriously rising because of a middle aged guy playing games badly and taking money from people who should know better, you probably need to take some time off the internet.

Average troll 5/10 for all the replies you got. Shit like this is dumb though. Where's all his friends if he's not a terrible person? Delete absolute insane statements like this if you want to be more believable.

Phil is paranoid enough to keep his life offline, and he spends so much time streaming, it’s not like he has time to hang and shoot the shit at his local watering hole.

 

[UaineRunei]

I challenge you to go back and watch the infamous Dead Space video and not have a laugh. That’s the side of Phil that I like.

Yeah, I'm not doing that. Thank you anyway.

Btw, have you met Derich? He's Phil's best friend nowadays. You'll love him, he's a great lad.

 

[Doomguy]

TL;DR: I don't give a shit what some dickriding flunkie says, Phil is a moronic shithead who deserves all he gets.

I have watched Phil since 2010. I will watch him even if this forum implodes. Nothing some brand new account says will change my impression of him, which is this:

He is not only a bad-at-games retard with delusions of grandeur, he's also an unrepentant piece of shit to everybody around him. When he is confronted about it, he shies away like the coward he is. He talks mad shit on his locked down channel, and then when he guests elsewhere he's a simpering, sniveling pussy. He betrayed his friends and fans more times than can be counted. And worst of all, he is fundamentally incapable of change ("I did everything correct dood! *snort*"). But yeah, TIHYDP is entirely at fault for why he can't crest 200 viewers unless it's a drama stream.

He relies on latest releases and callback playthroughs to drive traffic to his channel, because he has long since driven off everyone normal with his slimy condescension and constant insane rambling about detractors. His ego makes him incapable of properly monetizing his channel or getting new viewers. And he deludes himself into thinking that putting out begging streams where he insults game developers constantly, because he has a learning disability so powerful even the most concentrated AAA handhold can't overcome, is "meaningful".

Phil is a dogshit human being. I don't particularly wish him ill because I think his own actions will do it all for me. He has spent his whole life living in a shrinking bubble of his own creation.

I'm just here to laugh at his misfortune, because he sucks. I don't care about his politics, I don't care about his fucking retarded business school ideas, I only care about the content he puts out. Which is, to this day, fascinatingly vile. Just like him.

 

[Fapcop]

It's just ego and sticking to his guns. DSP called this game being garbage very early on and playing it now would be a tacit admission that his takes are worthless. So it's not going to happen.

ITS NOT ON THE SCHEDULE!

It’s Phil’s schedule autism rearing it’s head again.

The schedule has been made and he’s NOT changing it! Now quit complaining or the stream stops RIGHT NOW!