The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[scallion]

but I hope Ash makes it a thriller about narcissistic cult leaders

 

[AnOminous]

The bigger news is that Ash Coyote's Tranch documentary ("We Are Tenacious") is apparently going to be shown at Northwestfest on May 13th. Northwestfest is a documentary festival in Canada.

Presumably with no mention that this death camp is now completely gone, with nothing left to remember it by other than mass graves for malnourished, mistreated alpacas.

 

[Ghostse]

Please let the cameras have been rolling when Kindness did her "I can't see!" schtick

I would pay real american dollars for that footage + her throwing money down on the dinner table.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

More like “We Are Mendacious” amirite?

 

[Bob_]

Presumably with no mention that this death camp is now completely gone, with nothing left to remember it by other than mass graves for malnourished, mistreated alpacas.

It will be covered by a slide at the end.

12 months later...

All the alpacas went to a lovely farm in another state (you wouldn't know it, don't worry) and all the tranchers lived happily ever after and have never fought on Twitter.

The End.

 

[AfghanBlue]

More like “We Are Mendacious” amirite?

“We Are Contagious”
and if we don’t like how the doc came out? “We Are Vexatious”.
End note of (Bonny died on the way back to his home planet).
I would like that to see if there is a talk with the director at the festival screening

“Mr Coyote, in the first clips we can clearly see the alpacas number up to a hundred, but in the next scene there are merely 20- what *snort* are we to believe, these are some sort of magic disappearing alpaca?”

 

[Niggerphobe]

It will be covered by a slide at the end.

12 months later...

All the alpacas went to a lovely farm in another state (you wouldn't know it, don't worry) and all the tranchers lived happily ever after and have never fought on Twitter.

The End.

That sounds like what they said happened to the Jews in the movie fatherland

 

[Surfin Terf]

That sounds like what they said happened to the Jews in the movie fatherland

The Steampunk Penny Gives a City to the Alpaca

 

[Humbert Humbert]

but I hope Ash makes it a thriller about narcissistic cult leaders

This just made think about the endless possibilities of directions this documentary could go, depending on how one could frame the footage that may exist.
Think about it, with the footage Ash got, you could make a documentary on: how to not run a commune, how to not care for your animals/land, the insanity of mentally ill queer people living together, failed cult leader tactics, the delusions of trans people (ex: i have boobs and a successful ranch vs the reality), etc.

I would pay real american dollars for that footage + her throwing money down on the dinner table.

Me too! God, I wish that the tranch had a nonstop camera crew taping everything from after BLFC-post Bonnie runaway. I’m imagining it being like a TLC reality show, except they don’t even need to manufacture drama, it just happens on its own.

I said this years ago, and I’ll say it again: I would have filmed that shit for free.

 

[AfghanBlue]

@Humbert Humbert you say you would film this for free- but really. You’d have to LIVE there, soaking up the miasma.
It brings me to a question I was musing over the other day- how much money would it take to have you sleep in the Tranch bed- Kevin and Co’s bed, and bedding; they aren’t in it, but it hasn’t been washed. It’s just as is.
One night.
I am going to say- as a person currently pretty fucking skint, who could really do with any extra coin, £1000.
I can only imagine what better off kiwis would say. I would do some faIrly questionable things for a pittance.. bu yeah. Cool grand for this.

We have had a similar question over licking the amhole, but really that is a bridge too far- one may as well postulate how much to take a tentacle up the arse from Ctuthulu.. totally incomprehensible, too unrealistic and horrifying a question to really even comprehend, let alone answer.
But to stay in the dirty bed..? A situation that maybe isn’t so far from other sketchy, sleeping in a gross squat, crusty party, punk scene of youth… but with the added edge.

I know my answer is shameful. But a grand don’t come for free

 

[glass_houses]

@Humbert Humbert you say you would film this for free- but really. You’d have to LIVE there, soaking up the miasma.
It brings me to a question I was musing over the other day- how much money would it take to have you sleep in the Tranch bed- Kevin and Co’s bed, and bedding; they aren’t in it, but it hasn’t been washed. It’s just as is.
One night.
I am going to say- as a person currently pretty fucking skint, who could really do with any extra coin, £1000.
I can only imagine what better off kiwis would say. I would do some faIrly questionable things for a pittance.. bu yeah. Cool grand for this.

We have had a similar question over licking the amhole, but really that is a bridge too far- one may as well postulate how much to take a tentacle up the arse from Ctuthulu.. totally incomprehensible, too unrealistic and horrifying a question to really even comprehend, let alone answer.
But to stay in the dirty bed..? A situation that maybe isn’t so far from other sketchy, sleeping in a gross squat, crusty party, punk scene of youth… but with the added edge.

I know my answer is shameful. But a grand don’t come for free

A grand is nice in theory, but you need to think in terms of ongoing costs. Those sheets are going to have hundreds, if not thousands, of microbial species in such abundance that there's more bug than fabric. A grand isn't much if you have to spend the next year or more battling to get over infections in every single part of your body. Even if you have access to health care, you're still going to end up paying massively out of pocket to get well enough to function again.

 

[Cuckoman]

Me too! God, I wish that the tranch had a nonstop camera crew taping everything from after BLFC-post Bonnie runaway. I’m imagining it being like a TLC reality show, except they don’t even need to manufacture drama, it just happens on its own.

This is actually not a bad idea. Buy some derelict ranch somewhere, put cameras in every room, and just let a community of troons move in.
It would be like BigBrother but it would be super cheap to produce.
No need for a huge production staff. Just one guy that will edit the videos and show the highlights. Heck, you can find people that will do that for free
so you don't even need to pay him.
Maybe also have some volunteer janny that will "talk to the people in the house about their plans and how things are going" for an hour every day or so. Maybe add superchats to the mix?

And then you just stream it, stream the raw footage from all the cameras to the "subscribers" (10$ per month for access).
The daily 30minute edit of the days highlight goes to twitch/youtube to lure in new subscribers.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe also have some volunteer janny that will "talk to the people in the house about their plans and how things are going" for an hour every day or so. Maybe add superchats to the mix?

With TTS that they can't turn off so you can pay to call them troons and have the You Will Never Be A Woman copypasta played to them.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I am going to say- as a person currently pretty fucking skint, who could really do with any extra coin, £1000.

I'd start as high as possible then go low. I'm not doing it less than 10k$

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

how much money would it take to have you sleep in the Tranch bed- Kevin and Co’s bed, and bedding; they aren’t in it, but it hasn’t been washed. It’s just as is.

As @glass_houses said, is this my cost for a gross experience with no infectious disease or parasite risk, or cost to risk Kevin-AIDS? How much whiskey can I pregame?

This is actually not a bad idea. Buy some derelict ranch somewhere, put cameras in every room, and just let a community of troons move in.
It would be like BigBrother but it would be super cheap to produce.
No need for a huge production staff. Just one guy that will edit the videos and show the highlights. Heck, you can find people that will do that for free
so you don't even need to pay him.
Maybe also have some volunteer janny that will "talk to the people in the house about their plans and how things are going" for an hour every day or so. Maybe add superchats to the mix?

And then you just stream it, stream the raw footage from all the cameras to the "subscribers" (10$ per month for access).
The daily 30minute edit of the days highlight goes to twitch/youtube to lure in new subscribers.

Let them settle for a month, and then send in a BPD pussy goblin.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Between shit eating, bad teeth, and the amhole?

No deal.

Life's too short for whatever superbugs those three have created with their ass-mouth-amhole threesome activities.

 

[AssignedEva]

This is actually not a bad idea. Buy some derelict ranch somewhere, put cameras in every room, and just let a community of troons move in.
It would be like BigBrother but it would be super cheap to produce.
No need for a huge production staff. Just one guy that will edit the videos and show the highlights. Heck, you can find people that will do that for free
so you don't even need to pay him.
Maybe also have some volunteer janny that will "talk to the people in the house about their plans and how things are going" for an hour every day or so. Maybe add superchats to the mix?

And then you just stream it, stream the raw footage from all the cameras to the "subscribers" (10$ per month for access).
The daily 30minute edit of the days highlight goes to twitch/youtube to lure in new subscribers.

This would be somewhat counterproductive because you'd be legally required to provide a minimum standard of food and utilities. The Big Tranchers would essentially have reached nirvana, because they'd not have to worry about keeping themselves housed or fed and could just lounge about all day talking about trans girl magic or whathaveyou.

There'd still be interpersonal conflict, because of course there would be imploding polycules and arguments over who is more oppressed, but not on the same paranoid surreal level as the Tranch. I suppose you could engineer it so they only get one hour of internet time a day unless they do specific tasks, or have penalty levels for not engaging properly with the format (leading to eviction), but that would probably get the troons to close rank and unite against the transphobic producers who are trying to literally genocide them by rendering vulnerable trans women homeless (i.e. not just continuing to give them free housing and food). That drama would mostly be annoying rather than entertaining, although I suppose could serve as a useful anthropological record for historians in the future trying to understand what the fuck was going on in the early 21st century.

A timely idea nonetheless, given Sam Hyde's Fishtank has gone tits up.

 

[Particle Bored]

Sorry if this is too off-topic, but what's the appeal of stuff like a $350 Sentinel statue? I just don't understand. After it's unboxed and set up, what then? Do you make memories with it? Stare at it and appreciate the worksmanship? Play with it? Pray to it? Talk to it? Use it as a visual aid for imagining new X-Men adventures? Show it off to other comic book fans?

Josh Baskin never would have let this shit hit the production floor.

 

[Oxyjen]

Might be an A.N. Other job as in Ash wants it released for CV purposes, but is giving himself ability to distance himself if it is poorly received.

Oh please let it be poorly received, i ask this one thing!


This is the editor, also furry, also called Ash. He hasn’t said anything about it either though.

 

[Procopius]

Buy some derelict ranch somewhere, put cameras in every room, and just let a community of troons move in.
It would be like BigBrother but it would be super cheap to produce

I'm betting it turns out like Chat Roulette