Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.6%

  • Total voters
    387
Seeing the nose ring switch sides in the recently posted pictures reminded me of a scene from Robin Hood Men In Tights:
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Waiting for someone to point it out and for Kayla to say "I have a nose ring?"

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The resemblance is uncanny:

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Yeah, he definitely did mention a procedure he had to drive her to and she needed about a week to recover and he was "taking care of lady rackets". I forget the timeframe of the stream though, had to have been late 2022?
My assumption was she was getting her tubes tied, given the weird way he talked around it, but some cosmetic surgery with some lipo would also fit the bill.
 
Posting this here because it involves two Rekieta adjacent folks:
Remember Q from the out of the darkness channel? Giant lips? The guy who Rackets had to speak words against and not include on his channel again?

Remember Doug Tennapel? Guy didn't wash, drew Earthworm Jim and some other stuff? And would join up for Chad Dads streams, when those were a thing?

You can probably guess where this is going.
https://dougtennapel.locals.com/upost/3902042/why-q-outofthedarkness-wont-be-on-any-more (a)

Long story short, Doug got booted off YouTube like 5 times, and was early on the locals grift. Even though Nick and Q parted ways, Q still did a weekly show with Doug.

Not anymore, after Q ran off with $10k in a classic, long con scheme. Doug is considering the money gone after Q has ghosted him. (And what does Doug do now? He was one of the best fulfillment guys in the Indy comics scene! But I heard something about nfts? All I can see evidence of recently is milquetoast conservitard commentary.)

With (former) friends like this, who needs enemies?
Q's bankruptcy. Claims $1 million in assets. $1.5 million in liabilities. Owes $337k to the IRS. $260k to MN Dept of Revenue. Nick was always complaining about having to pay those Minnesota taxes. :story:


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Q's new RV a month after asking to borrow $10,000 from Doug.
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Drexel going off on Q a few years ago while Nick sat quietly in the cuck corner.
 
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My assumption was she was getting her tubes tied, given the weird way he talked around it, but some cosmetic surgery with some lipo would also fit the bill.
Theres no way to say for sure, it doesnt really matter. I dont believe she dieted her way down to a stomach that flat in a year. That's hard to do & maintain even for a woman whos young and works out.
 
Didn't Nick have to take Kayla in for some surgery at some point? And it took a bit to recover from?
Lipo's an outpatient procedure, it's obvious when someone's gotten it done because you're sucking fat out of specific portions of your body, they can't extract more than like 10lbs worth of fat overall either due to the risk of internal bleeding.

Is the thought that Kayla put on some make-up and lost weight from rolling so outlandish?

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Getting tubes tied appears to be outpatient as well so I doubt it's that.
 
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My assumption was she was getting her tubes tied, given the weird way he talked around it, but some cosmetic surgery with some lipo would also fit the bill.
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^ Here is a post from 9/19/22, will check the streams around then if there is any mention of what it was
-9/19 stream he said it's all a common and routine procedure and very safe but prayers are appreciated
- common procedures in your late 30s for women
 
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Lipo's an outpatient procedure, it's obvious when someone's gotten it done because you're sucking fat out of specific portions of your body, they can't extract more than like 10lbs worth of fat overall either due to the risk of internal bleeding.

Is the thought that Kayla put on some make-up and lost weight from rolling so outlandish?
yes, it is. She's old. Look at how flat that stomach is.
 
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^ Here is a post from 9/19/22, will check the streams around then if there is any mention of what it was
-9/19 stream he said it's all a common and routine procedure and very safe but prayers are appreciated
- common procedures in your late 30s for women
There’s not any mention of what the specific procedure was that’s one of the few things he managed not to overshare about in the last year or so. I thought hysterectomy or tubal at the time
It could have been some kind of cosmetic procedure but she’s been on stream a couple of times since then and worn tops without stomachs so if it was lipo or something similar the scars might have been visible. They also apparently couldn’t have sex for a period of time afterwards and that’s when a lot of balldo man’s hornyness really took off
 
My assumption was she was getting her tubes tied, given the weird way he talked around it, but some cosmetic surgery with some lipo would also fit the bill.

There’s not any mention of what the specific procedure was that’s one of the few things he managed not to overshare about in the last year or so. I thought hysterectomy or tubal at the time

I also seem to remember that he started getting more degenerate at about that time. He overshared that he couldn't have sex for a few weeks due to the recoverry and that was driving him crazy. Little did I know what would follow...
 
She must’ve had a browlift, they probably also intentionally severed the supraorbital nerve which controls her hyper expressive forehead. With some Botox around her eyes, and fillers to smooth the severe creases on her forehead. Once they sever the supraorbital nerve you can’t emote with your eyebrows anymore. She actually looks evil now because she is only smiling with her mouth.

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Minor annoyance - he called Old City "Old Town".

To critique the food - I'm not sure if that's Italian roast pork or a chicken cheesesteak. If its a chicken cheesesteak for shame (you're in Philly - order a cheesesteak). If its roast pork it looks like they just put a tiny bit of broccoli rabe on it. Either way the meat to bread ratio is outta wack. Just go to Sonny's or DiNic's if you don't want to drive. Yeah its not John's Roast Pork or Tony Luke's but its right in the area you were in.

I shouldn't have expected much from a guy who eats mostly ramen that he throws some stuff in and sandwiches but you're in the city of hoagies and good Italian food. I'll say this though - at least he didn't go to Pat's or Geno's. Although nothing wrong with that at 2 AM.
 
I also seem to remember that he started getting more degenerate at about that time. He overshared that he couldn't have sex for a few weeks due to the recoverry and that was driving him crazy. Little did I know what would follow...
She probably had multiple surgeries done at the same to save money on anesthesia and convenience for scheduling. Most likely went in to get her tubes tied (pitched to Coomer Nick as ‘No condoms bro!”), but also had a plastic surgeon work on her busted face and saggy gut (her actual goal, pre-divorce).
ORs cost about $1,000.00 an hour, and getting put under for each individual procedure would be a waste of money if you can stack them in to one visit. She has no income whatsoever so any expensive procedure would need to be approved by the trust fund kid breadwinner, especially since insurance doesn’t cover cosmetic surgery. She may even be encouraging him to make frivolous purchases just to justify spending even more money on herself.
Well since we’re already paying for the anesthesia it would be a shame to let it go to waste… may as well get the most of it. *wink*wink* With all the YouTube & Rumble money coming in why shouldn’t we indulge ourselves, these are the salad days.

- Sméagol Rekieta (probably)

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Can I have two surgeries at the same time? And is it a good idea?
CAN I COMBINE MULTIPLE PLASTIC SURGERIES AT ONCE?
 
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She probably had multiple surgeries done at the same to save money on anesthesia and convenience for scheduling. Most likely went in to get her tubes tied (pitched to Coomer Nick as ‘No condoms bro!”), but also had a plastic surgeon work on her busted face and saggy gut (her actual goal, pre-divorce).
ORs cost about $1,000.00 an hour, and getting put under for each individual procedure would be a waste of money if you can stack them in to one visit. She has no income whatsoever so any expensive procedure would need to be approved by the trust fund kid breadwinner, especially since insurance doesn’t cover cosmetic surgery. She may even be encouraging him to make frivolous purchases just to justify spending even more money on herself.

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Can I have two surgeries at the same time? And is it a good idea?
CAN I COMBINE MULTIPLE PLASTIC SURGERIES AT ONCE?
THOSE DAM KIDS AT IT AGAIN! Wrecked her body so he had to pay to fix her. I can picture a drunk, murderous Rackets chasing the kids with a croquet mallet. Drunkenly ranting and raving about how everything that has gone wrong in his life is their fault. Trying to bash their brains out. Too drunk and slow witted to catch them, in frustration, smashing everything in sight and bashing the family pets apart.
 
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Any information on where the hotel was?
This is the stream from the hotel. Somewhere within the first four minutes, if I understand it right, he is saying drove two hours to get there. That would probably mean somewhere toward the west of minneapolis. Maybe Bloomington/Edina area, but I'm not sure.

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Looking at that stream, you can really literally see his physical decay in the last seven or so months. He and his hair look a whole lot more healthy then. He also seems way more energetic.
 
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I also seem to remember that he started getting more degenerate at about that time. He overshared that he couldn't have sex for a few weeks due to the recoverry and that was driving him crazy. Little did I know what would follow...
Yeah, this is making the most sense

This is the stream from the hotel. Somewhere within the first four minutes, if I understand it right, he is saying drove two hours to get there. That would probably mean somewhere toward the west of minneapolis. Maybe Bloomington/Edina area, but I'm not sure.

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Looking at that stream, you can really literally see his physical decay in the last seven or so months. He and his hair look a whole lot more healthy then. He also seems way more energetic.
Was going to comment on this too, he looks WAY better in that stream - the decline has been really hard and really fast physically
 
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Drexel going off on Q a few years ago while Nick sat quietly in the cuck corner.

Well that was interesting. Reading between the lines (and I'm speculating here) you've got to wonder if Q approached Drex as a fellow brother, and suggested that the pair of them work together to fight the power and take off these rich white suckers.

'You know what you came to me for. You know what you asked me about."

But snitches get stitches so Drex would claim 'he's not to be trusted', but he wasn't going to tell anybody what this guy was really all about.

And why does Nick not interrogate him any further? Didn't he know that his pal, Doug Ten Nipples was co-hosting a show with this fraud? Wouldn't you want to know what kind of fraud your pal was being exposed to on a regular basis? Even if you didn't give a flying fuck about Doug, wouldn't you be curious about what the hell Drex was going on about? At the very least, getting him to spill would be great content.

These people are all completely bizzare. It's as though all of their impulses are the exact opposite to how normal people think and act.
 
Well that was interesting. Reading between the lines (and I'm speculating here) you've got to wonder if Q approached Drex as a fellow brother, and suggested that the pair of them work together to fight the power and take off these rich white suckers.

'You know what you came to me for. You know what you asked me about."
IIRC, Drexel had been invited on Q's show along with several Christian women to talk about marriage and it turned into an interrogation of his mgtow lifestyle. A god loving gang bang, basically. The insinuation is that Q cheated on his wife and Drexel knew about it because Q came to him, presumably for advice on how to go about it or who to see.
 
Well that was interesting. Reading between the lines (and I'm speculating here) you've got to wonder if Q approached Drex as a fellow brother, and suggested that the pair of them work together to fight the power and take off these rich white suckers.

'You know what you came to me for. You know what you asked me about."

But snitches get stitches so Drex would claim 'he's not to be trusted', but he wasn't going to tell anybody what this guy was really all about.

And why does Nick not interrogate him any further? Didn't he know that his pal, Doug Ten Nipples was co-hosting a show with this fraud? Wouldn't you want to know what kind of fraud your pal was being exposed to on a regular basis? Even if you didn't give a flying fuck about Doug, wouldn't you be curious about what the hell Drex was going on about? At the very least, getting him to spill would be great content.

These people are all completely bizzare. It's as though all of their impulses are the exact opposite to how normal people think and act.
The idea was that Q saod something about Nose wife. Nick downplayed it as a misunderstanding at the time, and he never seemed to engage again.

Nick also does not seem to have the same kind of loyalty to his 'internet friends' as you would expect with normal friends. Come to think of it, I cannot really think of anyone he has a close personal relationship with outside his wife and Drexel.
 
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