Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[chupacabro]

*Ventures into CWC forum for the first time ever*

Hey guys whats goin on in here?

Don't use imgur

Spoiler: Ew

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Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

I usually have a strong stomach for Chris's shit, but I can't bring myself to click on that image.

I clicked it and that was a fucking mistake.

That was a fucking mistake.

I fucked up.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I always figured he'd be dead before 45. I just figured the cause of death would be a heart attack, or being trapped under a collapsed pile of rotted furniture. You know, something more conventional.

 

[Argonian Scum]

He's going to be trying to whore himself extra hard now that he has a TRUE and HONEST lesbian pussy and YouTube issues. Can't wait.

 

[ghostyTrickster]

I can't believe that he got an abscess right where (he thinks) a vagoo would be after watching 'MtF Hypnosis' videos.

there is no way these are all coincidences, this must be the work of Godbear

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I always figured he'd be dead before 45. I just figured the cause of death would be a heart attack, or being trapped under a collapsed pile of rotted furniture. You know, something more conventional.

Just be glad this is happening only now. In 2008 @Bluespike would have demanded the medallion be shoved up the abscess instead of his ass.

 

[nhocgreen]

Agreed. Taters is gonna have to step up his game fast. Vaping pot isn't gonna cut it.

Let's refer to Chris's neo-vagina as a "Spanish snatch" from now on.

At least Chris has an actual Spanish name that his friends called him and can actually speak Spanish.

 

[Jack Awful]

The link is fixed.

Spoiler: DO NOT CLICK UNLESS YOU HATE YOURSELF

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Chris cannot be saved.

 

[TetsucabraRathian]

....Christ Chris. That's pretty bad. Even for you. If we thought his duck was fucked up before, it certainly is now.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I usually have a strong stomach for Chris's shit, but I can't bring myself to click on that image.

I want to click it.

But I can't. I'm scared.

 

[Among Which]

Maybe we're being too hasty with the "chris is ded" talk. Afterall,

"Have belief and faith in what your body can do"

 

[Null]

@Null made a good shout saying an abscess looks pretty damn similar. But surely he wouldn't develop an abscess years after he removed the piercing? Could be a bed sore?

It's unlikely to be a bed sore because those usually form on bony areas like the coccyx where thin flesh is liable to rub and become raw. It's very uncommon to receive bedsores where this wound is.

If you study the image, it appears his piercing has rotted the flesh away and now the opening has merged with his cheeks to extend his asscrack an inch further. This is a bit worse because now it's liable to receive E. Coli. contamination which is probably one of the best ways to kill yourself painfully.

Addendum: Because it's unlikely that Chris ever kept that piercing clean, it can infect even a year later.

 

[Strelok]

I always figured he'd be dead before 45. I just figured the cause of death would be a heart attack, or being trapped under a collapsed pile of rotted furniture. You know, something more conventional.

I was banking on one of his tard rages with local security and the cops finally going wrong.

Seeing how Bob lived, I imagine Chris could've kept going with hardened arteries till 55 at least.

 

[YI 457]

Spoiler: Photo NSFW

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This looks like autistic roadkill.
Puking blood, brb.

 

[CatParty]

I remember back when I thought this was some kind of bizarre Coen brothers film I wandered into. After a while, it became a David Lynch film, but that's okay...

...today I have realized we are now in a Cronenberg film.

Spoiler: nsf people who haven't seen Videodrome

Anyway, my guess is...

Spoiler: nsfl thinking

Chris has been probably been pouring harsher antibacterials on his taint for weeks and he thinks the bleeding is from the massive gaping chemical burns he's given himself are newly formed labia.

Jesus Fuck.

The return of Christian Weston Cronenberg.

Chris is a John waters character living in a cronenberg film

 

[HumanBeanbag]

And two Fridays ago, July 15, while I slept that night, my labia started splitting open, and I found the initial hole and blood the next morning.

I am speechless. Or I would be if I wasn't retching.

He's forever going to think of that area as 'his labia'. He's forever going to see this as incontrovertible proof for the hypnosis videos working.

Although his 'labia' is gross, a doctor can probably fix it. His now-reinforced belief in magical body growth and hypnosis though? That might actually be worse in the long run because it will probably be very difficult now to get Chris to change his mind on it.... if he lives that long ofc.

 

[JULAY]

It's unlikely to be a bed sore because those usually form on bony areas like the coccyx where thin flesh is liable to rub and become raw. It's very uncommon to receive bedsores where this wound is.

If you study the image, it appears his piercing has rotted the flesh away and now the opening has merged with his cheeks to extend his asscrack an inch further. This is a bit worse because now it's liable to receive E. Coli. contamination which is probably one of the best ways to kill yourself painfully.

Addendum: Because it's unlikely that Chris ever kept that piercing clean, it's liable to infect even a year later.

Yep. Even with impeccable hygiene, a wound like that is going to get fecal matter in it because of its location. And we all know Chris's track record for hygiene... He really needs to go to a doctor and get this treated before he does end up in the hospital or worse.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

....Christ Chris. That's pretty bad. Even for you. If we thought his duck was fucked up before, it certainly is now.

This is so bad, I cannot even joke about this. Chris actually expects us to believe he went to the doctor's last Friday for SRS and HRT, in conservative VA. He might have gone to get that thing drained, but everything else is pure fiction. Why would he need to go if those videos were obviously working. Quit troll shielding and get this guy mental help. Guess what weens, you're official a crossdresser's sugar daddy!

 

[Subconcious Offense]

This is a bit worse because now it's liable to receive E. Coli. contamination which is probably one of the best ways to kill yourself painfully.

Like an autistic fountain pen carrying shit ink.

 

[EyesFullOfSperg]

Artist rendition of Chris after the infection cripples him permanently: