Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Meat Target]

I think TorSwats just ratted out Pat again.

 

[Dull Pencil]

@Sawamura Simp Good shit dude. I'll definitely saving that for later.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Pat has openly admitted (bragged) that he doesn't wear underwear. I suspect it's not because he prefers going commando, i suspect it's just that he can't work out how to put them on without somones assistance.

Reminds me of another cow of the forum...

 

[The Feline Solution]

The reporters must be bad at their jobs if a story was retracted. That rarely happens nowadays unless there's a major public backlash on it. It's funny how two OnA articles were retracted because of bad actors yet Kiwifarms articles do not, yet we're supposed to be the worst place on the internet. Wouldn't journalists be more scared of us?

I mean, can you really call someone who writes a piece about the online troubles of one Patrick S. Tomlinson a true & honest reporter? Any reporter with a modicum of integrity and experience would smell the lies coming out of the pig's mouth as soon as he opens said mouth. Even that Vice chick eventually noticed something's up back when Josiah did his thing first.
It's all lefty rags or click-bait rags that did bigger pieces on Pat, places where not journalistic integrity but willingness to spout propaganda pays your rent.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Dan is claiming to be in contact with the Torswats guy,



Not my caps. Torswats claims that Pat has paid for 31 swattings, apparently you get them cheaper when buying bulk. The remaining 7 or so swattings are torswats swatting piggy for not paying him.

Here's the article torswats linked:

Milwaukee Lutheran bomb threat; school searched, no devices found

Investigators are seeking the person or persons who made the threat.

www.fox6now.com

Milwaukee Lutheran bomb threat; school searched, no devices found

archived 25 Apr 2023 22:50:34 UTC

archive.ph

It's a bomb threat called into a Lutheran school around eight hours ago. Torswats is claiming that he's calling in bomb threats to Milwaukee schools in piggy's name.

Pat's dumb plan to sue the Milwaukee Police Department by repeatedly swatting himself is now resulting in children having to deal with bomb threats. Pat belongs in a cage for the rest of his life, torswats as well.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I mean, can you really call someone who writes a piece about the online troubles of one Patrick S. Tomlinson a true & honest reporter? Any reporter with a modicum of integrity and experience would smell the lies coming out of the pig's mouth as soon as he opens said mouth. Even that Vice chick eventually noticed something's up back when Josiah did his thing first.
It's all lefty rags or click-bait rags that did bigger pieces on Pat, places where not journalistic integrity but willingness to spout propaganda pays your rent.

That's the thing, modern journalists aren't like that. Those that still are tend to get killed for actually doing their job. Today journalists just write hit pieces and no one bothers to do a thing about it because they all think journalists have some god inspiring protection. Besides, anyone today can call themselves a journalist. It's lost all meaning. All to chase those clicks.

 

[Aegeus]

it seems like Rick's the genetic anomaly, the sole detestable Tomlinson of his generation

Fatrick is like Danny DeVito in the 1988 movie Twins.

Buy buckets from Home Depot and fill them up. Unlimited sinks.

At last, I truly see.

If his masters approved of someone who is looking to colonize space, Patrick’s twitter would be as full of praise as his body is of adipose

Beautifully phrased and very accurate.

Handy man Pat. Science Pat. Military genius Pat. Celebrated author Pat. Gym Rat Pat. Culinary Pat. Cultural Pat.

Fatrick is indubitably a polymath, with his 1.2 GPA (not counting recess credits) and lack of a college degree.

a group of histrionic, fat, vindictive, retarded leftists

Tautology.

 

[internet friend]

I did.

You fucked up. The fence isn't backwards

 

[Meat Target]

The reporters must be bad at their jobs if a story was retracted. That rarely happens nowadays unless there's a major public backlash on it.

That's not because they've grown more honest or accountable. It's because computers allow them to stealth-edit things.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Wow, Dan Mullen has gotten further in his Torswats investigation than any other journalist reporting on it.

 

[AnOminous]

Dan is claiming to be in contact with the Torswats guy,

He does realize this guy will swat him just for lulz right?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

He does realize this guy will swat him just for lulz right?

that is a good point. if this torswat guy really is swatting pat for fun then dan is playing with fire here. please be careful, i dont want to see any of our brothermen or kiwi frens harmed in the course of pat posting.

 

[siegemeister675]

Dan is claiming to be in contact with the Torswats guy,

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Not my caps. Torswats claims that Pat has paid for 31 swattings, apparently you get them cheaper when buying bulk. The remaining 7 or so swattings are torswats swatting piggy for not paying him.

Here's the article torswats linked:

Milwaukee Lutheran bomb threat; school searched, no devices found

Investigators are seeking the person or persons who made the threat.

www.fox6now.com

Milwaukee Lutheran bomb threat; school searched, no devices found

archived 25 Apr 2023 22:50:34 UTC

archive.ph

It's a bomb threat called into a Lutheran school around eight hours ago. Torswats is claiming that he's calling in bomb threats to Milwaukee schools in piggy's name.

Pat's dumb plan to sue the Milwaukee Police Department by repeatedly swatting himself is now resulting in children having to deal with bomb threats. Pat belongs in a cage for the rest of his life, torswats as well.

I literally have nothing to add save "WTF."

 

[poopshoes]

that is a good point. if this torswat guy really is swatting pat for fun then dan is playing with fire here. please be careful, i dont want to see any of our brothermen or kiwi frens harmed in the course of pat posting.

He just set himself up to be blackmailed by this torswats guy unless he wants to get endlessly swatted too. Absolutely insane.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Torswats has joined the other fourm...



Nice job stupid, I hope the brothermen practice good OPSEC.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Wow, Dan Mullen has gotten further in his Torswats investigation than any other journalist reporting on it.

It just proves one thing, you need a legitimate retard on the case.

 

[Uncle Buck]

“Dumbass” Sommerville Dan Mullen banned from PFG for touching the TORshits:

Dumbass Dan Mullen is banned

Do not contact anyone who claims to be committing crimes. If you want to be an independent journalist do it somewhere else.

pfgforums.com

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

“Dumbass” Sommerville Dan Mullen banned from PFG for touching the TORshits:

Dumbass Dan Mullen is banned

Do not contact anyone who claims to be committing crimes. If you want to be an independent journalist do it somewhere else.

pfgforums.com

Possibly the only person to be banned in da forums history.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Side-by-side comparison of voice and demeanor of Dushatar and Torswats

Dushatar

excerpt taken from this old VOD from his Twitch channel (feel free to listen to other parts, I chose this bit at random)

Torswats call excerpt

full call here

Spoiler: my impression but please come up with your own before reading

Dushatar's voice sounds deeper and his accent a little thicker but who knows with voice changers and the weird voice Torswats makes. Nevertheless we must gas all Europeans just to be sure the swattings stop.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Torswats claimed just now on OnA Forums that Pat paid him 2 XMR to SWAT Marjorie Taylor Green.