Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[Billy_Sama!]

I am betting Bam got picked up by some druggy orbiter and probably out of the woods and area.
His drug using entourage will be there for him if there is some drugs involved.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

This worthless addict has been using the death of Ryan Dunn as one of his go to excuses for getting high 24/7 for going on a decade.
Boohoohoo, you let your dickhead tanked up friend get behind the wheel of a car and he immediately ended up hitting a tree.

You don't see members of the other guy in the cars family acting up like this, they grieved and moved on.

This terminal waster will never stop because in his head he always has a reason to be a mess
"It's my wife fault for leaving me, It's Johnny's fault for not giving me a part in the latest movie, Its Steve-o's fault cos he's a hypocrite, Its Dr Phils fault because he didn't try hard enough to save me, It's my fault, I deserve this, if only Dunn was still here I wouldn't be a junkie hiding from police in the woods, Waaaaagh wahhhh!"

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

When even Steve O tells you to get your shit together....

 

[Piss Clam]

I just saw BAM up in lancaster PA two months ago.

The little nigger showed up at an AA meeting for blueprints.

True story. Wish I had the video, but they were filming at the ampitheater.

Steve-o was in rehab twice, each for months at a time. The first was a result from the Jackass intervention and the second was voluntary after a stay in a psychiatric ward for depression where he slept all day for weeks. He then spent a year in a sober living house cut-off from the outside world. Steve-o wanted sobriety and had to work hard. He then did Dancing With The Stars.

Bam is what they call a dry drunk. Basically the person is still a piece of shit even when they are sober.

Maybe it was steve O it's the one associated with blueprints. Maybe I am wrong. I don't really watch jackass.

It was just when the guy was introduced I have a friend that loves jackass so I told him that shit.

It was the WWE wrestler shit event up there.

 

[The handsome tard]

maybe they could spook him out by playing the sounds of car crashes on loud speakers.

Forget that, play the sound of hissing snakes, that should force him out.

 

[booklover]

man its mental how some of the jackass lads have gone completely off the rails
have any of them not gone mental at this point

They were never ON the rails to begin with.

I have a feeling the guy has, as they say on other sites, un-alived himself.

 

[PuniPuniFag]

Hearing about all of these shenanigans Bam and his crew of retards got into, is Westchester PA really that much of a shithole filled with druggies and whores?

 

[Fornicario]

They were never ON the rails to begin with.

I have a feeling the guy has, as they say on other sites, un-alived himself.

Not yet. He's still got the ability to dial a "fan". Once that's gone he'll start the final journey.

 

[Rogowski]

It took a long time to catch up on this thread after being featured, but here’s the latest:

Internet archive backup of the interview, because again fuck giving that broad your clicks:

The Bam Margera Interview That Surprise Podcast Ep. 1 : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Bam Margera Interview 2023

archive.org

A neighbor chimes in:

This is a good summation of how TSW sees this whole debacle:


And according to r/jackass his new girlfriend is the sister of 616 (power word: Matthew Lidwin), a guy mentioned earlier in the thread who has dropped out of high school and showed up on Bam’s doorstep to become a musician:

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

The brother, who’s just a Bam clone. I’m honestly conflicted about him because he’s a major enabler who’s been personally responsible for more than one relapse but he’s just some retarded fucking kid who showed up on Bam’s doorstep and Bam (who was a successful millionaire at the time) told him to move in with him and drop out of school. The only reason he has any semblance of a music career is because Bam paid for it and he looks like a bigger faggot than Bamuel:

616 Official (@616_official) • Instagram photos and videos

14K Followers, 678 Following, 101 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from 616 Official (@616_official)

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The sister/Bam’s enabler is named Jessica Dieztler if anyone wants to dig, her name is on the police report:

https://www.pacourts.us/Storage/media/pdfs/20230424/161439-criminalcomplaintmargera.pdf

Finally, everyone asking about the rest of the jackasses check out the prequel to this thread:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jackass-left-a-wake-of-pain-arrests-and-addiction.39200/

 

[Berrakh]

Only Vinnie Beedle can track him down now

 

[lurkin]

Only Vinnie Beedle can track him down now

The irony of bam becoming a bigger piece of shit than scumbag vinny is amazing.

 

[Tiggletown]

Hearing about all of these shenanigans Bam and his crew of retards got into, is Westchester PA really that much of a shithole filled with druggies and whores?

West Chester is a upper middle class + white college town.

It's very nice and pretty.

So yes it's filled with druggies and whores but they ain't niggers and you could take your mom out for Sunday Brunch and never notice.

Roots makes great bloody Marys

 

[hesaback]

Glad he is not dead yet, I've got August 14th in the sweepstake.

 

[Drain Todger]

I reject this. He is becoming one with nature and fashioning a halfpipe from wattle & pitch as we speak

Let's face it. It was always his destiny to become some manner of utterly spasticated Skater Meth Druid.

 

[Fornicario]

Hearing about all of these shenanigans Bam and his crew of retards got into, is Westchester PA really that much of a shithole filled with druggies and whores?

It's not a bad suburb, but it's close to Philly, which means you're never more than ten minutes away from some hardcore drug markets.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

This worthless addict has been using the death of Ryan Dunn as one of his go to excuses for getting high 24/7 for going on a decade.
Boohoohoo, you let your dickhead tanked up friend get behind the wheel of a car and he immediately ended up hitting a tree.

You don't see members of the other guy in the cars family acting up like this, they grieved and moved on.

This terminal waster will never stop because in his head he always has a reason to be a mess
"It's my wife fault for leaving me, It's Johnny's fault for not giving me a part in the latest movie, Its Steve-o's fault cos he's a hypocrite, Its Dr Phils fault because he didn't try hard enough to save me, It's my fault, I deserve this, if only Dunn was still here I wouldn't be a junkie hiding from police in the woods, Waaaaagh wahhhh!"

For every other guy from the crew Ryan's death was a wake up call to stop being retarded alcoholics and to get clean. So the opposite effect that it had on Bam. Who took it like a little bitch since up to that point he was used to only instant gratification with no consequences, he took the self pity route and didn't learn anything.

is not like no one else was Ryan's friend or didn't care. Weeman has his face tattoed on his leg. Cringe, but he still turned out allright.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Hearing about all of these shenanigans Bam and his crew of retards got into, is Westchester PA really that much of a shithole filled with druggies and whores?

It's surrounded by several high drug and nigger populated areas. The type of places where you can get a ticket for being white (loitering in a known drug area). A decade+ ago when they were relevant and partying in bams McMansion they infamously regularly recruited strippers and sluts from philadelphia and atlantic city nightclubs/casinos to show up with their gaggle of whore friends to get wasted and fuck. So there was a steady stream of whores, drug dealers, and hanger-ons.

 

[CuzinEd]

I didn't notice until the close ups how gross his hands are- bloody, nasty, with big ugly rings and possibly sharpie writing? blugh

It's almost like he is some kind of idiot or something.

Either is hilarious. But I really doubt this spoiled faggot will ever see any time.

If he is broke he might. Depends on how he was living in PA. If he was a meth filled trailer park he might be going to jail for a while.

 

[Wesker]

His asshole boomer parents deserve all the grief they get from the monster they created.

Bam Margera ‘just needs to settle down and get it straight,’ his mother says as search continues

“We all love him so much, and we just want to help him, and we are not against him,” April Margera told Fox News. “We just want to try to get him help.”

www.inquirer.com

 

[Dr. Butt]

Knoxville has brain damage, had an eye pop out of its socket, and split his dick, but seems to be doing relatively well for himself.

Did...did they fix his split in half dick? Is he ok now? What the fuck?