Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[nhocgreen]

Can he even be committed to a hospital against his will even if he's not seriously sick yet?

Fuck, how do the gal-pals even explain this to emergency service?

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

So, do we need to start working out our car pools to Chris's funeral or should we wait a little longer?

 

[Zarkov]

So, do we need to start working out our car pools to Chris's funeral or should we wait a little longer?

There's also the matter of the plane tickets for those who don't live in the States. I know I don't want to miss this.

 

[Mr Pizza]

Oh god. Oh that's bad. I've seen a lot of stuff out of Chris but nothing has shook me to the core like this shit. That is a god damn open sore and...

gah... ah... shit man

So hospital saga next? He might get his wish and have to have his junk removed after the infection.

 

[CatParty]

Jessica Quinn needs to let Chris know that Kenneth is really just trolling Chris.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I've seen some f*cked up sh*t on the net, but this, coming from him....
Did he us a knife or something to mutilate himself like that??

>f*cked
>sh*t

You can use big boy words here, bud. This situation merits it.

 

[Xarpho]

I've seen some f*cked up sh*t on the net, but this, coming from him....
Did he us a knife or something to mutilate himself like that??

Nah, just an unhealed wound from a piercing, which became the icon for "Horrifying", and that was introduced at the same time the "Unclit" was announced.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I am being told that someone is encouraging Chris to continue with this.

If that someone is reading: That is murder. You are murdering Chris. I will hunt you down.

you know, our attitude to this speaks volumes

sure we laugh at chris...
but when he's in danger or serious shit goes down, we feel bad
we don't want chris to die

but we're the horrible people on the internet

This, really. Chris always struck me as someone with a low tolerance for pain. Granted, the first un-clit kind of disproved that for me but goddamn how can anyone willingly let an open sore fester like that?

chris shaves dry
he seems tolerant to physical pain
he's just horrible at emotional discomfort

I ain't clicking that link

smartest person in the thread

 

[NotGlennDanzig]

At this rate - how - and - why - has Christain not been even committed into a mental institution?

The NSFW pic of him looks like as if he took a razor and slit parts of his skin so that he could be a woman. How can anyone even fathom this?! Oh wait, it's CWC.

 

[Jack Haywood]

The CWCki has been edited accordingly by yours truly:

 

[Kosher Dill]

So, do we need to start working out our car pools to Chris's funeral or should we wait a little longer?

You can reserve a spot on our van now:
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TrollTragedy.jpeg

 

[Loxiozzz]

but we're the horrible people on the internet

We still are. But jokes aren't funny when the cow is in danger. We need Chris

 

[nhocgreen]

I've seen some f*cked up sh*t on the net, but this, coming from him....
Did he us a knife or something to mutilate himself like that??

There's also the matter of the plane tickets for those who don't live in the States. I know I don't want to miss this.

I remember a short story on the old /cwc/, during the first dry-spell, discussing what people would do on Chris's funeral. In it all the old trolls would reveal themselves to the public and hold a wake. People would eat pickles and drink Fanta and tell their favorite anecdote about Chris.

It was an oddly sentimental piece.

 

[The Dude]

You remember when you'd get a bug bite/zit/scrape/cut/infection as a kid and your mom would tell you not to scratch/pop/pick at it? Well add Autism, low IQ, terrible hygiene, and gender confusion (but mostly Autism) to the mix and you get this stupid shit.

My guess is Chris got a boil on his gooch or lingering infection from his piercing and a case of crotch rot/jock itch and Chris has scratched it open.

And I love how he attributes his bitch tits to moronic YouTube videos and not to being obese from stuffing his fat face with junk food.

Shine on, you Autistic diamond!

 

[Postal Dude]

Sonichu medallion migrating out of his ass?

Also, how has he not died of septic shock yet?

 

[Scotty G]

but that's not likely to happen because that area is always moist and sweaty and just bacteria ridden.

Yeah, I don't think a place for a wound has ever existed in all of history worse than Chris Chan's crotch. Whatever happens next, it's gonna be really fucking bad.

 

[18plusful]

Relevant?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Growing your breasts out means eating more McDonald's if you're Chris.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Have we finally reached the final saga? This could be it, one day we will get an announcement from someone that stays in contact with him that he has finally shuffled off this mortal coil.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Tv warped his view of reality since he was young and now the Internet is finishing the job. That poor retarded bastard never had a chance.