🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Frogget-me-not]

it’s like the old bellcurve meme.

retards love jon because they see themselves in him.
midwits love damiel because they see themselves in him.
intellectuals love jon because they see themselves in him.

someone do this one up with wojaks and have it on my desk first thing tomorrow morning.

 

[coof coof]

What did she say? I miss being able to scroll back in YouTube.

Nothing specific. She just said that her friends wanted her to come home when they got swatted because, "everything is all out there." Wouldn't say anything beyond that.

 

[Meth Until Death]

What did she say? I miss being able to scroll back in YouTube.

Something along the lines of it's out there and people using the TTS as way to fuck with her. Not a clue honestly. I miss being able to scroll back the stream too. I checked the archive too but it's like 12 hours behind or something.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

You can hear Letty pissing. lmao

 

[Meth Until Death]

Damn Vance, you are becoming a villain. "You thought I'd turn my back on Vamiels? Nah fuck that shit, he's my homie"
Is this the rise of Vance the Villain lmao?

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

Damn Vance, you are becoming a villain. "You thought I'd turn my back on Vamiels? Nah fuck that shit, he's my homie"
Is this the rise of Vance the Villain lmao?

If he was smart enough

 

[King George III]

Damn Vance, you are becoming a villain. "You thought I'd turn my back on Vamiels? Nah fuck that shit, he's my homie"
Is this the rise of Vance the Villain lmao?

I was out for a smoko, was that what he was talking about while Letty was pissing?

 

[Meth Until Death]

If he was smart enough

And actually grew a pair. He couldn't organise a root in a brothel with a fistful of fifties.

I was out for a smoko, was that what he was talking about while Letty was pissing?

Yeah, Vance monologuing to the camera. I wonder if TTS will get him on that.

 

[VitaminDsupplements]

I was out for a smoko, was that what he was talking about while Letty was pissing?

Yeah turned to the camera and said he wasn't going to turn his back on his homies.

 

[filthypenguin]

This is fucking my sleep schedule so badly. I am legitimately enjoying this conversation / plotting between Letty and Vance more than any of the fuckery that's happened today, and probably only because of the absolute chaos the cooking event was. It makes the quiet night time convo so surreal and cozy. I think Letty realizes that she's both a better person and smarter than Vance, and Vance seems like he's starting to realize that Letty is significantly smarter than he is.

Letty makes a good point, there's no reason to quit now because any harassment she's going to get she's still going to get, and it'll be worse irl than in the tank.

I'm rooting for Letty and Mauro now, I think. I want those two and Jon to make it to the end, and to be friends forever.

The reveal of ADD / "Diet Autism" and that Jon reminds her of her alcoholic boyfriends puts her actions around him in a different light for me, too.

 

[apa gapa]

Lettie "SIMMONS IS GOING BACK TO CHINA"
Based based based.

Letti is going back to the battered women shelter

 

[ToddleDoddle]

Vance: "I'm gonna be the villain"
'proceeds to sit there and say nothing all day'

 

[King George III]

Yeah, Vance monologuing to the camera. I wonder if TTS will get him on that.

Yeah turned to the camera and said he wasn't going to turn his back on his homies.

They guy is a damn idiot if he thinks Letty doesn't know he's a two-faced schemer and TTS will most definitely let the others know. This will not stand. This will not stand, this aggression against Jon.

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

wes used "cold in here" had an animation and everything

 

[Small G genocide]

Mauro is so considerate bros. Stays awake reading John Halo just so he doesn't disturb the Hog's slumber with his snoring.

I'm reminded of the fact that pigs are very hygienic animals, and will mark off a small area of their enclosure to defecate in.
It comes as no great shock that inhabitants of the pigpen in the fishtank house are also very considerate.

 

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[Semen_Recycler]

What Mauro has been reading for those curious

 

[Aristides]

Vance and Lettie are setting up an alliance, discussing bring in Damiels.
They're discussing if elimination is tied to audience popularity and if they should bring in Josie.
It honestly comes across as Vance and Lettie feeling each other out

Recap of the nightly scheming by Violetta and Vance.



Vance offers to gang up on Damiel with her, Violetta then questions his friendship with him. His response: "I'm tryna win. He's cool, like he's my homie..." Vance then says he is "concerned with Jon's fanbase." Violetta says that she doesn't think "he's gonna do six weeks." "It's only been one week."

The fish don't know about letty's situation yet, right?

Violetta talks about her friends and family being worried about her, how they saw "everything" and wanted her to come home. She says that she might as well stay because "the hate" won't stop if she just up and leaves. Vance asks her "what's out there," Violetta says "um... just like, personal stuff about me..."

Vance can't seriously be dumb enough to think Letty truly believes she's his #1. The conniving whore knows damn well that he's tight with Damiel.

Violetta. Vance is now double-agenting her by keeping his friendship with Damiel, who doesn't like her. He's making an alliance with the nasally chigger because they're the same type of loser, I guess. Vance has admitted he finds Violetta annoying, too.

This moment is my favorite out of their entire conversation. Vance flusters because earlier today he was listening to Damiel talk about how much he dislikes Violetta, and Vance agreed with him. He stutters and Violetta reads him like a book.

"What do you think about Damiel?" asks Violetta. After a long, long pause, Vance says "I think, uh... I think he's a homie, but like, same time, I gotta win." Violetta laughs and asks if Damiel is hard to read. Vance says "I think... I mostly read him. I think there is 10-15% that I don't read." Violetta asks him what he's been talking about with Damiel, and Vance stutters like an idiot before blurting out "uh, well, he's been gone for like two days..." Violetta says "what about before then..." and makes a comical, inquisitive "hmm..." noise as a joke to his face. Picture what the thinking emoji would sound like, that's what she was doing. Vance laughs awkwardly.

They both discuss how Josie is impenetrable, no one knows what she's thinking. Vance mentions how he hasn't really had a full conversation with her thus far.

Violetta mentions how herself and Vance don't take up the same niche, the fans like them for different reasons. Vance then fellates both himself and Violetta by describing himself as the "man underdog" and her as the "woman underdog."

Some time goes by, I'm not keeping up with everything they're saying.

Violetta guesses that Simmons will be eliminated tomorrow. She reminds Vance that Jon is safe from elimination, he's surprised to hear this. She enumerates all the reasons why she thinks Simmons will leave, such as his "scandal" or how Sam clearly doesn't like him. She talks about the interview, where she was asked such questions as "What do you think about Jon's incident yesterday?" and "Who do you think will crack first?" She reveals that they asked her where the robot baby's father was, to which she responded "he's in the shower" referring to Vance. The interviewers say "but the baby's black," which is hilarious. Vance was not asked this question.

Violetta says that she "gets along really well with people that are autistic" which is exactly what a Discord girl would say. She finds Jon funny, Vance does not. "Yeah, but you can only take so much," he says. Vance says right after the challenge, that was the maddest he's ever been at anyone. "Him screaming, smashing shit, breaking shit..." Violetta reveals she's dated "a few alcoholics in the past" and therefore is used to similar behavior. His autism doesn't bother her, except when he gets angry, which scares her.

They whisper about Jon being gay with Simmons and how "his girlfriend" (which I believe is actually his fiancée) must feel about that. They speculate on whether Jon has a foot fetish or just thinks it's funny to have one. Violetta praises Jon for rejecting the shipping between him and her that one day they were led to a bedroom by a shark holding the flower vase. Vance says "he didn't bother me until today," referring to Jon.

They make fun of Simmons' book and its dubious contents, and lament how much his reputation will be ruined if he isn't actually a child diddler.

Vance reveals he knew Jet and Sam separately, and was surprised to find out they worked together. Violetta asks whether Vance looked up who "Sam Hyde" and "Jet Neptune" were. Vance knows Jet because of his videos where he has "a giant emoji head." About Sam, Vance hasn't quite "kept up with his stuff recently." Violetta found out about this show because someone posted Sam's tweet saying "looking for women to test" on a Discord server she was on, she applied as a joke thinking "there's no way," and now her pussy and asshole are all over the Internet. She didn't say that last part.

Vance reveals he wanted to come to the show to "be... villainous" but the more he talked to people the more he realized he's "not as a cynical" as he thought he was. Violetta tells him he seems pretty cynical anyways, especially towards Jon.

Vance gets up, goes pee or something then comes back. Violetta gets up and announces she has to go pee. Vance is left alone.



In an unbelievable telenovela-tier turn of events, Vance looks up at the camera and says "all my Damiel bros out there... don't worry, we good." then something else about not turning his back on his "homie." He lays back down and says "this shit's too fun." Violetta comes back, they talk for a little while longer before Violetta says she wants to sleep.

TL;DR:

Get absolutely shit on Vance, Lettie giving you shit in that female way dude.

 

[Meth Until Death]

Nice write up dood, 8/8 i r8 gr8 m8

 

[Floppa Elite]

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