Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[Kosher Dill]

Someone should explain to him that he's setting himself up for some STRESSful medical bills that will prevent him from buying Legos.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Yuh-huh, it's Dr. Pollo Weston... Sonichu, yeah!

Doctor Optimus Prime.

"Yes This Approximates A Human Vagina."

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Someone should explain to him that he's setting himself up for some STRESSful medical bills that will prevent him from buying Legos.

You really think that'll work? Even fucking Kengle knows this is awful, but Chris won't listen to him or anyone else. In his warped mind he has a vagina now and he's happy about that.

 

[idosometimes]

I said previously that Barb would end up in a home if someone called social services. This really makes it a given now. Chris can't care for himself let alone his elderly mother. She probably has an infection in her nether regions as well. They are very common among the elderly. Christine's time as a free women is nearing an end.

The idea has been discussed several times, and the bottom line is that there isn't much they can do. Chris is terminally stupid. Help is not possible.

Barb would be taken from the house and put into a LTC facility. Chris would end up in a group home or some such place for those who lack ability to live of their own. This isn't about "helping" as much as it is preventing them from neglecting themselves and causing harm.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

She probably has an infection in her nether regions as well. They are very common among the elderly.

I thought it was long established Snorlax has some kind of infection eating away her GI tract.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Is it possible that he got a cheap vaginoplasty and just is ugly

 

[Kosher Dill]

You really think that'll work?

Well, Legos are the most powerful force in his life. If the threat of losing them doesn't do anything, he's beyond human intervention.

 

[Zarkov]

Barb would be taken from the house and put into a LTC facility. Chris would end up in a group home or some such place for those who lack ability to live of their own.

This outcome would be an acceptable consolation prize if Chris doesn't die from this.

But I doubt Barb would be taken anywhere. I'm pretty sure she was faking in that recent begging video.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Here is a cute puppy to try to erase the vomit inducing image of Chris's hypno "vagina".

 

[Spelling Bee]

Even Imgur knows that his "labia" is a crock of shit!

 

[Jack Awful]

Someone should explain to him that he's setting himself up for some STRESSful medical bills that will prevent him from buying Legos.

Chris would probably deny there's a problem.
" It's not a wound, it's my true and honest labia that was created by the youtube videos I've been watching!"

 

[Radomil]

So Chris's ridiculous usage of pantyliners was a result of his festering piercing hole getting continually infected til it popped open like a cyst now. This is too much, Chris.

 

[Mason Verger]

The idea has been discussed several times, and the bottom line is that there isn't much they can do. Chris is terminally stupid. Help is not possible.

That was when he was 'high functioning autistic w/gender issues'. This has crossed into delusionally insane/mentally retarded. Infection anywhere around there can so easily internalize and it's not like they can amputate. If he didn't willingly post this nobody would even know. Another few days and he's looking at gangrene and septic shock.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Chris going to the doctor is another lie like him going to Washington. Chris has no money to go to the doctor. He doesn't have enough for the co-pay, and he may not even have health insurance.

Chris has Medicare, like everyone else on SSDI. There would be no copay.

That said, I know Chris is lying about going to a doctor (would have have to have been an emergency room on a Saturday night) because doctors don't just brush off open perineal sores, even in the wilds of Greene County.

 

[Magic Moose]

Folks, I'm calling BS on that doctor clearance. I imagine something like this:

[Comes into CWCville hospital]

CWC: Hey Doc, whatsup? I've got a festering infection wound in my crotch and it eats into my groin. I call it my vagina and it bleeds for 10 days now.

Doc: Alright. Just remember you wear your pantyliner. Have a nice day!

These are the things that happen in Chris' head. He's in full denial.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Fuck! I was not prepared for that!

 

[Beard_Chan]

I thought this was the dankest of the dank place on the internet. Why are people suddenly MoralFags here? Chris brought this all on himself. This is a fitting end to the Story of Christian Weston Chandler. Hes going to die a horrible slow death by his own hand. He has always been his worst enemy, this is a poetic end.

I see Alec and others saying this is too far, but is it? Think of all the mental anguish you all have done to him over years, now that it turned physical you are all Moral Fags? Hypocrites!

This is the beginning of the end, or the ignition of Chris being sent to an institution.

 

[autism420]

I thought this was the dankest of the dank place on the internet. Why are people suddenly MoralFags here? Chris brought this all on himself. This is a fitting end to the Story of Christian Weston Chandler. Hes going to die a horrible slow death by his own hand. He has always been his worst enemy, this is a poetic end.

I see Alec and others saying this is too far, but is it? Think of all the mental anguish you all have done to him over years, now that it turned physical you are all Moral Fags? Hypocrites!

This is the beginning of the end, or the ignition of Chris being sent to an institution.

Lol die fag

 

[Adrian Țepeș]

I thought this was the dankest of the dank place on the internet. Why are people suddenly MoralFags here? Chris brought this all on himself. This is a fitting end to the Story of Christian Weston Chandler. Hes going to die a horrible slow death by his own hand. He has always been his worst enemy, this is a poetic end.

I see Alec and others saying this is too far, but is it? Think of all the mental anguish you all have done to him over years, now that it turned physical you are all Moral Fags? Hypocrites!

This is the beginning of the end, or the ignition of Chris being sent to an institution.

Can't have comedy without tragedy. These cucks need to learn that.

 

[idosometimes]

Doctor: Hmm, this doesn't look good.
Chris: That? It's my labia. It grew from watching internet videos.
Doc: Well, that explains everything. Go on home, young lady!

But I doubt Barb would be taken anywhere. I'm pretty sure she was faking in that recent begging video.

I don't know if she was faking all of it. Infections can cause symptoms she displayed during video. She's 75 and lives in filth. Do you really think she still gives her cooter a good scrubbing when necessary? I don't know how bad the house is now though. Is it still relatively clean and free of feces?