Sam Hyde

And by "chemical" you mean testosterone but you didn't say testosterone because you realize how fucking gay that sentence would sound if you did. Nigga get out of here with that "real men don't own guns" shit.
I don't know mate, I think there's a difference between being high test naturally and inducing hypogonadism on yourself by injecting its synthetic form.
 
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I don't know mate, I think there's a difference between being high test naturally and inducing hypogonadism on yourself by injecting its synthetic form.
25-year-old Sam Hyde was all natural. He was a real man. A man's man. A masculine man who didn't need no fake muscles and science chemicals. And that real man and all his true masculinity and real man muscle and unmatched snark would get fucking ragdolled and raped to death by 40-year-old Steroid Sammy who would then promptly devour his younger self's gay little lifeless twink body like Saturn would his sons.

And nigger every man born within the last 50 years is practically already hypogonadal.
 
Around a month ago, a clip of Sam discussing "new media" was posted.

He replied to one of the top comments, addressing accusations about being a "trust fund baby". Here it is:

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Sam’s brand is being edgy, in a non-trifling way. To chalk up his screaming to roid rage is silly.

Roid Rage, out of all the things that can fuck up your life, is basically nonexistent. Men have always had higher T than they do now and the idea of taking a substance to increase it isn’t new either.

I bet there was a correlation between T and violence in mice or something. Since stigmatizing maleness is something important to the people who control our culture they jumped onto a roid rage narrative from there.
There is no link between testosterone and aggression. Androgenic substances (steroids) also lead to a increase in estrogen levels due to aromatization. When someone is taking exogenous testosterone some of that testosterone will be converted into estradiol, leading to both an increase in testosterone and estrogen. This is why when people run a cycle they often take a aromotase inhibitor, and also why a side effect of long-term steroid use without keeping E levels in check will lead to bitch tits . If anything were to cause aggression or fluctuations in mood it would be estrogen or the hormonal imbalance between the two.
Nigger, shooting up pharmaceutical hormones in your ass lest you have the t-levels of an 80 year old man for the rest of your life is as far from maleness as you can get. If your masculinity is reliant on a chemical, you have none to speak of.
lol pussy
 
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All I was browsing was youtube on the other page, I am wondering if this has happened to anyone else here and also what action could trigger this.
 
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All I was browsing was youtube on the other page, I am wondering if this has happened to anyone else here and also what action could trigger this.
Yeah I got the 'you don't have permission' before being punted to the landing page.

I also had to reregister my account when they first came back online.
 
I'm coming here from the Fishtank thread since I don't wanna shit that up anymore, cause people are complaining about derailing etc. Sam Hyde kicked out the asian guy Simmons from Fishtank for bullshit pedo allegations. This is the most evil thing I have seen Sam Hyde do. Let me explain why.

Sam Hyde ruined this guy's life and reputation forever, over baseless allegations. If you look into it, all he cited as "proof" were some quotes from a camp counselor book Simmons "wrote" (very possible he plagiarized, other books of his are copy pasted youtube transcripts), where he describes potential relationships between underage counselors and underage kids around 17 years old (wow, pedo much?!!!). It should also be noted that Simmons has autism, so some shit he writes will be "weird".

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Another"smoking gun" evidence is some instagram post he made, https://www.instagram.com/p/BfcOiIGHwNh/
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It's a funny video of a kid around 10 years old, dancing but it's wearing big pants so essentially only the head is visible on top, the whole body is just two long legs. Which explains Simmon's caption "For guys into long legs", he's referring to the "costume" which resembles the lower half of a woman's body not the kid of course, the kid's body or legs aren't even visible. The hashtags is just retarded random shit related to legs, even though some pages are "sexual", it's clear to me just typed legs and tagged every page that came up first. Or used a script.

So over these stupid, baseless accusations, Sam Hyde defamed Simmons and retweeted stuff calling him a pedophile the past few days, let 100s of TTS superchats accuse him of pedophilia on fishtank today, and this all culminated into Sam coming into the show, throwing all the accusations at him at once, not allowing him to respond and rudely kicking him out of the show. You can watch it here.

What does everyone else think about this whole thing? He basically ruined this guy's life, tainted with the worst accusation known to man, there's even youtubers making vids calling him pedo, as we speak.1682560700707.png
I lost the respect I had for him after seeing this pathetic display to morally grandstand, acting like a literal psychopath, laughing while he ruins this guy's life with no care in the world. He concluded this guy is pedophile with "proof" WEAKER than the pedo allegations (Marky) against himself! If THIS is the standard for pedophilia, then go turn yourself in right now, Sam...
 
To a point I do agree that ruining the guy's life over the current evidence is over the line. But it's preaching to the choir here on the Farms and especially in this thread. There's nothing worse than being labeled a pedo. I don't care about Sam Hyde either which way, he's sometimes funny and I'll watch the funny content. I do think it's stupid to coddle the fish tank and take it offline tonight. I don't think it's supposed to be like Hell House either for max suffering, but I see it an over-reaction. In the end it's his production though.

I do think the decision involved heavy consideration to legally cover their ass. I also do wonder if Simmons has any legal ground for defamation against Sam.
 
Going off on the same 3~ sussy screenshots everybody is circulating to make the same 3~ sussy insinuations was not him doing his due diligence. At least do the work to come up with something damning if you're going to Titanic the Fishtank to see if it can survive the pedoberg.
I've kind of depended on him going with the counternarrative to set the MDE hivemind right, or add depth to its reasoning, so it's a bit disappointing to see him on the ass end of this extremely online human centipede arrangement.
 
The way I see it if you wanna live on the internet and post every other thought and people get the wrong idea contextually, then you deserve it. Dont wanna get labeled a groomer by thousands of people? Dont post weird shit to the internet then go onto Sam hydes nightmarish social experiment. Simple as.

Does anyone know anything about this fat tidded cow who has globbed onto sam/fishtank?
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Does anyone know anything about this fat tidded cow who has globbed onto sam/fishtank?
First post I saw from her on twitter was her going to Creator Clash 2, dressed as female Sam Hyde, after this post, she leeched onto fishtank from the start and became a hardcore Sam reply girl. Looked at her pics, she's fat as shit, showing big boobs as a fattie doesn't count, sorry whore.
 
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They can't even tell you what they find entertaining about it. It's very uneventful compared to ip2.
I enjoy the show the best in the moments when things are coming unhinged. Having a cursory knowledge of the contestants has made it more enjoyable to watch when things are falling apart.
In the beginning I was one of the people saying they needed to read into fucking with them. Now that it's over a week in I'm hoping they really amp it up. IDC if Sam makes money of this lol, I'm looking to be entertained.
 
I enjoy the show the best in the moments when things are coming unhinged. Having a cursory knowledge of the contestants has made it more enjoyable to watch when things are falling apart.
In the beginning I was one of the people saying they needed to read into fucking with them. Now that it's over a week in I'm hoping they really amp it up. IDC if Sam makes money of this lol, I'm looking to be entertained.
Describe one of the moments for me, because I've seen some highlights on youtube and it's just not doing it for me.
 
@This Is Violence Now: the entire point of the fishtank thread is to contain violent sperg fits from people like you. You're only posting this here because no one in the fishtank thread wanted to stroke your Sam Hyde hate boner. You have nothing to gain here except more mean stickers, so fuck off.
>T-this guy is innocent! Fuck Sam!
Exactly. And why did Simmons not protest once when caught out? He literally just left immediately. Not exactly the behaviour of an innocent person.
 
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