🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Little i Internet]

horse is too stupid; kayfabe

Personally I've had my money on murder-suicide for a while, so I'm remaining skeptical until proven otherwise.

I don't understand Pantsu's angle toward being associated with Ralph whatsoever, so I can't understand what would have been the tipping point this time.

He's an alcoholic, drug addict, negligent, deadbeat father, who openly cheats on his wife, and has been dragging what was left of her name through the mud ever since he met her.

Until proven otherwise I believe this is either a work (its all a ruse) or a "work" (she did try to leave, but will end up staying for some reason no one will ever understand), either way she will stay and he will gloat over the people who fell for his masterful kabuki theatre.

 

[Distant Ranger]

Run Horse, run.

Ride into the sunset away from the hog.

The day will come when you can't.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I just could never imagine Meigh leaving Ralph, without another penis who will financially support her lined up. However, considering Ralph has turned into a literal xanax zombie, is completely broke, and the only interaction he has with her is fighting/degrading/forcing her to make a hostage statement she might have actually cracked.

I doubt it though. If it somehow is real I imagine Rozy will be dumped on Harry and Jolene within a year while Meigh goes and freeloads off some other z-list eceleb.

 

[Estate]

>fat
>blue hair
>made up problems/issues/mental illness
>fish for sympathy
Ralph2Tumblr arc is approaching it's final episodes

 

[Vect]

Doesn't even sound like Ralph writing that Tweet. I firmly got the impression he would shoot May and the baby and puppeteer their corpses rather then allow his haters victory.

Or was it the zoomer hair that was the final straw?

 

[August Levasseur]

Good for May. Maybe Rozy will be alright after all is said and done.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If it somehow is real I imagine Rozy will be dumped on Harry and Jolene within a year

I hope it doesn’t take THAT long. But tbh I’m not believing this ruse yet. Ralph’s not being vicious about it, seems super fake.

 

[Some dude]

I hope it doesn’t take THAT long. But tbh I’m not believing this ruse yet. Ralph’s not being vicious about it, seems super fake.

"Lol you idiots believed it. We're actually pregnant and it's triplets"

 

[frari]

Surprised she lasted this long, even the dumbest broad can only take so much shiat.

Ralph, you will die alone in a puddle of your own piss and puke, and no one will give a crap when it happens. But there is still hope, repeat after me, “Ash-hadu anla elaha illa-Allah wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadun rasul-Allah“

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I hope it doesn’t take THAT long. But tbh I’m not believing this ruse yet. Ralph’s not being vicious about it, seems super fake.

I feel like if this was legit he'd be @'ing Harry about how he can have his worthless whore daughter back because she's already used up and full to the brim with Ralphaseed.

 

[Malaika]

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Please, please just do it instead of always saying it for sympathy. I dont care whether Ralph lives or dies but his constant suicide baiting is just one of the most pathetic things we see him do.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I want to say Gayfabe because Ralph is taking it way too well. Also to add to Nulls point, I think May is literally too stupid to figure out a flight and way home for herself and the baby.

But, is he really willing to make himself a spectacle like this? Too what end?

The Ralphaverse reacts:

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This tweet, where he acknowledges

“ I always get a huge L after a huge W”
is weirdly, self-aware and almost makes me think that he’s faking it just so that he can get the L out-of-the-way? Like he wants to sacrifice himself to the corn almost…

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Also, what the hell is it with all the Bojack Horseman references. Is this unironically dog whistling that mays a horse? He says go visit the landmarks, but Bojack Horseman is a cartoon. I get it based on LA but dude it’s not gonna look the same.

I do like the writers of this season know that Ralph has to have a big L after W but this is getting ridiculous.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

"Lol you idiots believed it. We're actually pregnant and it's triplets"

Never say never.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I hope it doesn’t take THAT long. But tbh I’m not believing this ruse yet. Ralph’s not being vicious about it, seems super fake.

This is how he always acts at the first bit of break up though. When it's for real he plays pretend that it was a mutual separation on good terms until a week later when he starts blasting them about being loose pussy whores. See: Nora, Ade, Faith.

It's hard to say however, the funniest outcome would be if Meigh ships Rozy to Harry, and then moves in with Ralph's Mexican neighbor.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

You can never be sure with this gaggle of retards but based on the pity party Ralph is throwing himself on the replies, it could be real.
That said, even if it is real, the horse might change her mind like she's done so many times and go back to continue being abused/let her daughter be abused, and Ralph would then again claim that it was a work.

She endured a lot of constant abuse over the last year, why would it be too much now? There's also the fact that the horse is extremely desperate for e-fame, so she would 100% take the opportunity for attention since she knows she would get it.

I have a hard time believing it, but Ralph has been more and more transparent about his disdain for the horse and how easily she could be replaced as well as how he doesn't give a shit about his daughter, so maybe that plus the never-ending bender he's been on for the last few months finally broke her.

Let's see, neither of them will be able to keep quiet for long if it is true, so it's just a matter of waiting for either the shit flinging to start or the claims that he fooled everyone.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Ralph announces his separation from the horse.

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If real, this is the first time Ralph has been without a woman to look after him in his life. First his mother, then babymomma #1 and #2, overlapping even.
He's in a strange country, doesn't speak spanish, xanaxed to hell and back, braindamaged, alcoholic, funds drying up, ever mounting legal troubles and THEN she leaves him.
Not that she should stay with him, but they must both realize Ralph is literally going to die or be homeless or both.

 

[Sneed Chuckson]

I don't believe this, if it were real Ralph would be chimping out not saying he took an L.

 

[Malayalam]

I'm calling this one fake AND gay until proven otherwise.

 

[Polyboros2]

I think somber getting ahead of the story Ralph was also how he handled pregnant Faith running away, so I think this is legit. He knows he has lost too big to cover up, so he's at least not letting someone show him up by breaking the news.

 

[Gourmet Race]

On Israel Independence Day? Christ is king indeed; the lord works in mysterious ways; it's a miracle she finally snapped. I don't know what finally pushed the horse, but I'm glad her daughter is far away from this alcoholic bastard. I also don't personally think it's a ruse, I don't think a pillhead is capable of doing such feat.

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