🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Blue Miaplacidus]

She endured a lot of constant abuse over the last year, why would it be too much now?

Ralph is broke. Donos dried up, Harry cut her off. Meigh's a retard but she's used to being dependent and having everything paid for. She went from having Harry & digibro paying for everything, to Harry and Ralph, to Ralph, to nobody. Ralph spends the donos he gets on Xanax and booze while she owns 6 t-shirts, 4 of which are killstream merch, and has to beg ralph for money to buy Rozy clothes. Who by the way is still wearing the infant clothes that Meigh's parents provided a year ago.

 

[zyclonPD]

Give it time. He's not as pissed as the airport fiasco, I'm not convinced this is legitimate yet. In fact if I had to guess, meigh has probably smothered Rosey to death to keep her quiet on streams so Ralph can finally not hear crying. Couldn't be me.

 

[Ghostse]

Jokes on you, I was just pretending my marriage was dissolving and you fell for it.

 

[frari]

even if it is real, the horse might change her mind like she's done so many times and go back to continue being abused/let her daughter be abused,

nah, neigh is like anyother whore. When the money runs out they disappear looking for their next meal ticket.

She would have kept putting up with all the abuse if ralph was still earning, but his shtick is old and tired and his donations are only getting worse and worse.

 

[Journoscum]

Don't buy it. Ralph would have fired off a dozen tweets calling her a bitch if it was true. This feels like an attempt to epically own Harry Morris.

Also, if true, weren't you dumb fucks just trying to have demon baby 3? White trash as always.

 

[Slur Generator]

Hopefully things become clear before the mati stream. Im actually interested in the ralph segment this week.
ralph is a pig monster and no Man should have sex with his sloppy seconds.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Honestly if it is legit my money's more on Ralph ordering her to leave.

Meigh is as dumb as box of rocks and always willing to double down on her headass decisions if the alternative is having to say through gritted teeth that daddy was right again.

The absolute fucking disdain Ralph has for her and the baby is palpable.

There are 2 things that really stick out in my mind. When he scowled at her and told her to stop stealing his lines and pretending they're from her dumb anime shit and when he had to stop short of saying "shut that fucking baby up" and instead said "shut that... door".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph recently stopped trying to hide the fact that Faith was his one that got away. He’s made it clear he’s still emotionally attached to Faith and wishes he hadn’t knocked up and married My Tranny Pony.

I still don’t buy it, but this is a pretty obvious answer to “Why now?”

 

[JamusActimus]

Ralph will kill himself this year and the forum will get another victim on the killcount according to twitter.

Bit sad for Ralph, he was no reason to live anymore.

 

[bile demon]

Schizo theory: can't tell if the breakup is real or just a work, but the reason for it is that he's trying to get back with Faith (or at least smooth things over with her a little bit) so she doesn't refile her retarded lawsuit, and it's well known that Faith hates no one more than the horse.

 

[Lidl Drip]

IM GONNA KILL MAHSELF!!! ABLOO!!! I WANT MY MOMMY! ABLOO ABLOO!! NOBODY LOVES ME!!

 

[Tor Lugosi]

I'm suspicious. May could've just went to visit a friend or relative for a little while and Ralph is just trying to rile up the alogs.

If she did actually leave him for good, though, well... it's the first smart thing the horse has done in her entire life.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Now assuming this is real…

X-Files music

OK here is my theory’s

Theory 1)
Ralph really thought he was gonna be locked up for a bit.

May was only staying with Ralph because she knew that if Ralph got locked up she could go on stream and get some retarded sympathy Donos and then runoff with the cash for “Rozy’s Safety” and get a quicky divorce when Ralph’s in jail.

Ralph didn’t go to jail and they just decided to get out now since she can’t grift any money out of him while he’s out of jail and spending all the money on black hookers and Xanax.


Theory 2)
Ralph has found a new side hoe in LA and wanted to quicky get away from horse and baby so he can be with “upgraded” hoe.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

May could've just went to visit a friend or relative

She has no friends, her family hates her, and she's in Mexico. She socializes entirely through discord.

 

[Elmo]

I'm suspicious. May could've just went to visit a friend or relative for a little while and Ralph is just trying to rile up the alogs.

Meigh has no friends or relatives that live anywhere near Mexico. You know she's still there while Ralph is in LA, right?

 

[Probably An Autist]

Nulls prediction creeps ever closer to being true; Total Ralpha Death.

Good for meigh, a dead horse deserves no beatings.

 

[Freeman]

Damn, really thought these two kids were gonna make it.

 

[Bepis]

Wonder if this is another smoothbrained attempt at a "work" or if the horse actually took the opportunity to flee the stable. The tweet doesn't read like Ralph but isn't he still at Dick's? I could see him being talked into letting someone else announce it in a more diplomatic way for him, especially if the horse galloping off into the sunset came with a "don't talk about me unless you want everything out there" ultimatum.

 

[Anonanon]

This is gayfabe until proven otherwise after Big Tech revealed Ralph and the entirety of cozy are petty vindictive retards who can't see the "big picture"

No this is the only thing he can do to Harry Morris after his impotent threats and probably the only way to inflate his ego.

 

[SphinxItOver]

Big Ralph kicking the wife and baby out vibes. Still think there's more to the airplane flight honeymoon story we've yet to hear.

I need a "get her out of here" audio/video compilation.