Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[John Andrews Stan]

Why would you willingly want to involve yourself with the authorities, just because some faggot on your website decided to take things too far.
I'd rather cut and run, let them figure it out, fuck the feds.

Avoid law enforcement and bureaucrats at all times without exception. The odds are very much against you emerging unscathed (and no, “that one time” at an extreme end of the bell curve isn’t a compelling argument). Quasi has gone to great, expensive lengths to remain anonymous. Why should he let some random terrorist fuck it all up?

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

And some faggot over there was "doing a bit" by trying to start a board war.

Now that we can't lurk there, Patposting is gonna get a lot harder.

To be honest I think the pests will come here to patpost as long as their shit is down.

 

[Broadside]

The best thing Dan could've done was get close to Torswats and expose his info, ridding the Pattiverse of an annoying cunt who is giving Pat everything he wants.

 

[OK_Cogitator]

At least.

Why, just in BAT alone. Very lucrative, that thread.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

To be honest I think the pests will come here to patpost as long as their shit is down.

Nothing is down. The site is simply closed to unregistered visitors. Those with accounts can access it all.

 

[FinnSven]

Patphamale Portugal trip when?

Isn’t Pat a Petamale to the Ralphamale?
Ralpha hogs mate successfully with horses.

Peta hogs have their young taken to be raised by males of superior species.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Isn’t Pat a Petamale to the Ralphamale?
Ralpha hogs mate successfully with horses.

Peta hogs have their young taken to be raised by males of superior species.

Ralph only has custody of one out of two kids. 50/50 isn't bad. It's more than Patrick.

I don’t understand why Torswats would want to hurt OnA, I mean they are fucking with the same person that he is, right? Quasi had every right to private the site, since last time there was legal trouble it cost him a heap of money that he probably doubts Pig’s wife will actually pay back. This whole situation is really confusing. I hope the kids at that school that got a bomb threat enjoyed a day off and weren’t too scared. Pretty low act to target children especially if they are the type of school that already has active shooter practice drills. I don’t know whether to hope the Swedish guy is guilty and gets taken down or is innocent and sues Whacky Jackie for every sink she owns. It’s all such a mess.

You actually trust what the street shitter posted?

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Attorney Rittberg submitted a proposed order

"creditors", as in multiple, it's not just John Doe #1. They owe even more than $53k. We knew this already because they're bums but it's nice to have confirmation.

Unpaid utilities? Samsung payment plan? Credit cards? Travel agency? Lynne? All of the above?

 

[Dean Pentel]

Agreed and it’s really fucking annoying. There’s no shortage of soft pudgy nerds but his endless tough-guy bravado really makes him grate on the nerves. It’s only because we live in current-year that a fat blowhard like him hasn’t gotten his lisping ass kicked left and right already

He’s a truly fat faggot who shrieks like a woman. He’d talk a bunch of shit, then go down in one punch and crumple like an obese deck of cards.

I’m not saying people should try fight him, I’m just saying…..he’d suck at it. So maybe don’t talk so much about kicking people’s ass, Fatrick. It makes guys wanna prove what a pussy you’d be in a fight. Your head also looks like a bloated, greasy balloon.

I don't recommend anyone go after Pat for a violent confrontation. However it turns out, it won't be worth the time and trouble.

I would laugh hard at watching a recording of someone getting into an argument with Patrick and "child"-ing the fuck out of him. Can you imagine how red his little porky face would get?

 

[Associate Rick]

I don't recommend anyone go after Pat for a violent confrontation. However it turns out, it won't be worth the time and trouble.

I would laugh hard at watching a recording of someone getting into an argument with Patrick and "child"-ing the fuck out of him. Can you imagine how red his little porky face would get?

Rick would get caught in an infinite loop,
Stalker - "No, child"
Rick - "Yes, child"
Stalker - "No, child"
Rick - "Yes, child"
Stalker - "No, child"
Rick - "Yes, child"
Stalker - "No, child"
Rick - "Yes, child"
Stalker - "No, child"
Rick - "Yes, child"

 

[Piggle Rick]

You actually trust what the street shitter posted?

Not a bit, but even a street shitter could get something right by accident now and then. I doubt it though, b/c she’s suggesting an “international online criminal” would use the same LOTR nickname for his criminal activities as he would use for his Twitch and WoW accounts. I can’t see that being the behavior of the actual paid swat man.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

The sinks reference started when Dan (who was likely drunk) came into a forum thread that was shitting on him. His response to the haters was something like, "I have five sinks at my house. How many do you losers have?" I don't have a screenshot or an exact quote, but it was something like that. 'Five sinks' immediately became a meme.

I know that, if true, "five sinks" means he has multiple bathrooms and a kitchen (possibly 2 kitchens) but every time I read "five sinks" I picture a huge bathroom with sinks in a row and stalls like Buccees or Walmart.

I like the image of Dan having installed a public bathroom into his home. The absurdity of it all.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I like the image of Dan having installed a public bathroom into his home. The absurdity of it all.

flavia's gym

 

[James done did it]

Not sure if it's been posted yet cause I skipped the danposting over the past few pages, but it looks like the newest thunderf00t video includes a rick reference:

 

[FinnSven]

I know that, if true, "five sinks" means he has multiple bathrooms and a kitchen (possibly 2 kitchens) but every time I read "five sinks" I picture a huge bathroom with sinks in a row and stalls like Buccees or Walmart.

I like the image of Dan having installed a public bathroom into his home. The absurdity of it all.

Unless he actually lives in a public toilet and this is why he torments Pat so?

 

[Piggle Rick]

I’m actually a bit creeped that this thread made me mentally count how many sinks I have. Surely there has never been a more strange measure of a man’s worth.

 

[Ophelia]

You have not seen his epic fighting skills with a weapon!

We’ve seen him fatly wave a stick around and fatly play with a firearm.

 

[Red Frida]

Not sure if it's been posted yet cause I skipped the danposting over the past few pages, but it looks like the newest thunderf00t video includes a rick reference:

Elon Musk is a faggot but thunderf00t and Pat are bigger ones (Pat much bigger if you get my meaning).
Experimental rockets blow up all the time. It's going to take a lot more failures and destroyed launchpads before SpaceX loses credibility for successfully developing reusable rockets even if Elon Musk makes irrational promises.

Rocket testing from The Right Stuff

Clip of various U.S. rocket test failures, taken from The Right Stuff.

youtu.be

 

[bortherman]

For the sink-curious:
Only bathroom sinks count
A double (conjoined sinks, separate faucets per bowl) count as 1.5
Little, circular, stainless steel, cripple, europoor sinks count as 0.5
Non mixer faucets = poverty
Pedestal sinks trump wall/unit mounted sinks (fact)
Equity Compensation is fun

 

[Slobs]

(Five sinks is a reference to Dan living in a carehome for people with Down's syndrome, Null.)
(Because he has Down's syndrome.)