I never really bought the Salad is a retard line. Of course, I didn’t think he was smart, but I thought he was a loser Arab scammer who didn’t really speak English anywhere near as “fluently” as he was pretending so seemed dumber and more wooden than he really was.
But watching him clamber around on those boats, playing sea captain, calling to mommy to watch him like a six year old, looking in the camera clearly imagining himself as a boat captain wearing a jaunty hat, I’m convinced.
Salah is a literal fucking retard.
To think that Chantal is the brains of this operation is mind-blowing. Neither she nor Salad thought this through and they are both going to get karma. (I’d say just-desserts but that’s what Chinz wants.) She’s going to eat whatever income his disability check consists of in that foul country, (daddy, probably) and he is never getting to Canada. She won’t be left with enough to fly home and it’s iffy if Smee will even rescue her. She might get her lifetime wish of being married, sorta, as a concubine-only stuck in a country where she can’t get weed and where a daily summer temperature is higher than her monthly YouTube check.
And if Salah finds a non-religious Muslim female in some group home he can actually fuck, Chantal and the stray cats will be in the same, abandoned, boat.