Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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I'm with whoever said Chris went to the doctor and got a general checkup but didn't show or mention the wound, meaning the doctor thought Chris was fine.
I wonder how Chris will rationalize the horrible medical problems that will inevitably happen.
"*sigh* I've just been so stressed and weak recently that it's caused my mental blackouts to transform into regular blackouts. I've also been throwing up more blood than usual."
 
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Chris is stuck on one of his biggest delusion trip AND he's doing(again)disgusting shit to himself.He's getting into deadly infection territory worse than the unclit,one of the dumbest thing he can do because it can actually become life-threatening


Also"Is Chris getting better"
 
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Beard_Chan said:
I thought this was the dankest of the dank place on the internet. Why are people suddenly MoralFags here? Chris brought this all on himself. This is a fitting end to the Story of Christian Weston Chandler. Hes going to die a horrible slow death by his own hand. He has always been his worst enemy, this is a poetic end.

I see Alec and others saying this is too far, but is it? Think of all the mental anguish you all have done to him over years, now that it turned physical you are all Moral Fags? Hypocrites!

This is the beginning of the end, or the ignition of Chris being sent to an institution.
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People unironically use the term moralfag? Am I on /r9k/ or some shit right now?

Anyway, if this thread is proof of anything, it's once again Chris's greatest enemy is in fact himself. What Saddam did to Chris is potatoes compared to what Chris has done to himself.
 
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The people A-Logging here completely forget about the Julie Terryberry thread and how people a-logged constantly, then when her death was officially announced they started moralfagging and hand wringing over her suicide.

If you a-log in this thread and Chris actually dies, you don't get to moralfag and piss and moan about how OPL is actually gone.
 
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idosometimes said:
Doctor: Hmm, this doesn't look good.
Christ: That? It's my labia. It grew from watching internet videos.
Doc: Well, that explains everything. Go on home, young lady!


I don't know if she was faking all of it. Infections can cause symptoms she displayed during video. She's 75 and lives in filth. Do you really think she still gives her cooter a good scrubbing when necessary? I don't know how bad the house is now though. Is it still relatively clean and free of feces?
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I share your concern about this and I'm sure many other Kiwis feel the same. Please consider making a "Barb's cooter" thread so we can discuss this important issue in more detail.
 
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As horrifying as the wound is, I'm fascinated by his comment that his nipples have turned into "teats". I have never heard female nipples called that. Also the idea that he thinks he is producing milk. I can't for the life of me figure out what is happening there.
Does chris know that women generally don't lactate unless they have just popped out a kid? Maybe some of you fuckers are right and he put his own jizz in there and now thinks he is pregnant? Maybe that's why he thinks he is fat...
 
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Beard_Chan said:
I thought this was the dankest of the dank place on the internet. Why are people suddenly MoralFags here? Chris brought this all on himself. This is a fitting end to the Story of Christian Weston Chandler. Hes going to die a horrible slow death by his own hand. He has always been his worst enemy, this is a poetic end.

I see Alec and others saying this is too far, but is it? Think of all the mental anguish you all have done to him over years, now that it turned physical you are all Moral Fags? Hypocrites!

This is the beginning of the end, or the ignition of Chris being sent to an institution.
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Oh, look, another summerfag. Go back to whatever shithole you came from. Also nice capitalization of "Moral Fag", you fucking autist.

On topic, I showed my boyfriend because I figured he'd know more about male anatomy, being a male and all. And yeah, he was like, "Looks like he tore his taint open."

I agree with the popular consensus of this thread. Chris should probably actually go to a doctor, instead of lying about going to one.
 
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a_name_but_backwards said:
As horrifying as the wound is, I'm fascinated by him comment that his nipples have turned into "teats". I have never heard female nipples called that. Also the idea that he thinks he is producing milk. I can't for the life of me figure out what is happening there.
Does chris know that women generally don't lactate unless they have just popped out a kid? Maybe some of you fuckers are right and he put his own jizz in there and now thinks he is pregnant? Maybe that's why he thinks he is fat...
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It's been said earlier on in the thread, but men who have hormonal issues can lactate. It's rare, but it can happen. I highly doubt it's pus.
 
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Oh, look, another summerfag. Go back to whatever shithole you came from. Also nice capitalization of "Moral Fag", you fucking autist.

On topic, I showed my boyfriend because I figured he'd know more about male anatomy, being a male and all. And yeah, he was like, "Looks like he tore his taint open."

I agree with the popular consensus of this thread. Chris should probably actually go to a doctor, instead of lying about going to one.
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I sincerely hope your boyfriend follows Chris as well. I find it hard to imagine introducing this kind of thing out of the blue.
 
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It always amazes me how lots people on this forum think they can just...tell someone how they should feel about Chris and his bizarre life.

Whether or not you should donate money to Chris.
Whether or not you should feel sorry for Chris.
Whether or not you should laugh at Chris' suffering.

It doesn't fucking matter what your opinion is. Nobody is obligated to agree with you so stop getting offended when they don't.
 
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fmrichter said:
Jess seems to be under the impression that someone put Chris up to all this. Just how likely is that? I've been getting my Chris-related news straight from the cow's mouth; I never realized there were still organized groups of people trolling him
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Lol no one put Chris up to this. The truly exasperating moments of Chris's life have always happened largely independent from troll influence. Even shecameforcwc.jpg was done on his own volition.
 
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Things that will kill Chris and things that Chris is determined to do have finally, irrevocably merged. Don't do it. Stop it. Can't say I didn't try. You're going to kill yourself, idiot. You're going to die because you want a vagina so that you can have a lesbian girlfriend to have a baby with and who will take over as your mommy when she's gone. I just had to type that out to believe it.

Now, I just have to change the tense of most of that and I'll have my eulogy.
 
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