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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
If they really want to bring back Damiel they should have made him a revenant of some sorts. He would be that guy that comes from the basement once a day and verbally spews shit at everyone but he can't even handle the bants. I guess he could be that guy that steals/misplaces things or put stuff that can piss people off.
 
Hiphopopotamus said:
He was part of the team that won the comedy skit, he was always "safe" but he was extra safe now that it's just 100% confirmed Jet will get his faggot friend back no matter what.
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Gotta need that protection to sleep off the withdrawal.
Still mad they just let him back in, after the guy broke the "rules".
Hopefully others will team up and bully him back out.
 
DryRaisin said:
Gotta need that protection to sleep off the withdrawal.
Still mad they just let him back in, after the guy broke the "rules".
Hopefully others will team up and bully him back out.
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Everyone but Vance just shows genuine disinterest or outright dislike for him.
Don't worry, Jon will just call him out again and he'll have a hissyfit and leave, once he stops sleeping 24/7 from xanax withdrawl.
 
Hiphopopotamus said:
Everyone but Vance just shows genuine disinterest or outright dislike for him.
Don't worry, Jon will just call him out again and he'll have a hissyfit and leave, once he stops sleeping 24/7 from xanax withdrawl.
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Can't wait for Jon to be bird flipped in the back and yeah'd all over, Vance and Damiel tag-team is great content, right guys?
 
Big Green said:
What does Mauro do all night that he’s still awake?
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Literally babysitting.

Edit to expand: Mauro is safe, assuming the rules don't get shredded again. Sylvie is not. So he's looking after the doll to let her sleep so she can look after it during the day and not lose the challenge.
 
Forest Person said:
I got this as well bro, I'm running out of browsers here!
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I tried again with a VPN which works for now. Some console messages where 403 responses from firebase indicating a 1 day block.. Truly a marvelous jank site.
 
Does the site only work for season pass holders now? It won't let me sign in with my old account, claiming that user/pass are invalid and when attempting to register a new one, it says: "Sign ups are open to season pass holders only."
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I'm kinda amazed of how much they managed (and continue) to fuck up on the technical and planning side. It's like they are completely oblivious of what the Internet has turned into for the last decade, to even attempt cloud hosting on one of the most pozzed platforms infrastructure.
 
JoshPlz said:
Does the site only work for season pass holders now? It won't let me sign in with my old account, claiming that user/pass are invalid and when attempting to register a new one, it says: "Sign ups are open to season pass holders only."
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I'm kinda amazed of how much they managed (and continue) to fuck up on the technical and planning side. It's like they are completely oblivious of what the Internet has turned into within the last decade, to even attempt cloud hosting on one of the most pozzed platforms infrastructure.
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Using Firefox and it's working fine for me.
Did you remake your account since it came back up the first time yesterday? All the accounts got wiped.
 
JoshPlz said:
Does the site only work for season pass holders now? It won't let me sign in with my old account, claiming that user/pass are invalid and when attempting to register a new one, it says: "Sign ups are open to season pass holders only."
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Everything worked for me? I have a season pass and didn't need to reregister, maybe they purged all non-paid accounts.
 
JoshPlz said:
Does the site only work for season pass holders now? It won't let me sign in with my old account, claiming that user/pass are invalid and when attempting to register a new one, it says: "Sign ups are open to season pass holders only."
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I'm kinda amazed of how much they managed (and continue) to fuck up on the technical and planning side. It's like they are completely oblivious of what the Internet has turned into for the last decade, to even attempt cloud hosting on one of the most pozzed platforms infrastructure.
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I got in all fine with my previous email and I didn't buy a season pass.
 
JoshPlz said:
Does the site only work for season pass holders now? It won't let me sign in with my old account, claiming that user/pass are invalid and when attempting to register a new one, it says: "Sign ups are open to season pass holders only."
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I'm kinda amazed of how much they managed (and continue) to fuck up on the technical and planning side. It's like they are completely oblivious of what the Internet has turned into for the last decade, to even attempt cloud hosting on one of the most pozzed platforms infrastructure.
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Wow what the fuck you are right, I thought people were talking about the sign up glitch but this is different. I tried to create an account now and I can't it says exactly that every time. It seems like they shut down registrations, unless you're willing to pay $40 (wait but you can't even do that, cause you have to register to buy the pass, wtf???). I guess people like you now will have to find restreaming sites or something. Unless this is a temporary thing and they enable registrations again.
 
Hiphopopotamus said:
Using Firefox and it's working fine for me.
Did you remake your account since it came back up the first time yesterday? All the accounts got wiped.
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I didn't remake my account since the site first went down and they moved to the temporary youtube stream. I just tried for the first time again. I didn't buy anything and didn't get a season pass.

Goomatora said:
Everything worked for me? I have a season pass and didn't need to reregister, maybe they purged all non-paid accounts.
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Maybe they purged accounts that used known throwaway mail providers, since that's what I used.
Creating a new one doesn't work right now at least.
 
Mauro has been conserving all of his energy for this. Expect to not see him for the next couple of days.
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