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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Tried in a private window, looks like signups for non-season pass holders was closed at some point.
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I don't have a season pass on the account I remade when the site came back up so it's definitely a thing they put up at some point.
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Guess you'll have to wait until they make another restream site.
 
This Is Violence Now said:
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This is wrong. The correct version is "Sign ups are closed. Log ins are open to people who had signed up before we fucked up the site completely, cya"
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How would you sign up if you don't already have a season pass, if you need to sign up in order to get a season pass? Or am I wrong here? Jet's Little House of Horrors is turning into Jet's Massive Shitshow.
 
King George III said:
How would you sign up if you don't already have a season pass, if you need to sign up in order to get a season pass? Or am I wrong here? Jet's Little House of Horrors is turning into Jet's Massive Shitshow.
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You are correct, and that's why what they say is wrong and makes no sense. It's like the meme "Getting a job requires you to have worked in the field before, but in order for that to happen you need to get a job"
 
There's no way Simmons is making it past today, I don't think he even wants to given the recent revelations. Probably shitting himself about his life outside of the tank and everybody inside of it considers him a pedophilic weirdo. He has no where to run lolol
 
Finally caught up and I have to say I feel like I'm finally getting a grasp on Jon's personality.
As many of you mentioned in the past, he definitely lacks a male role-model in his life. The Andrew Tate stuff was the first big clue, but another thing that I didn't see people give enough attention is how drastically his personality shifted after every major encounter with Mr. Goldstriker.

Jon, obviously being impressed by Jason Goldstriker's personality has went through cardinal changes. The first thing that caught me off guard was when he suddenly became very hyperactive and borderline destructive: thrashing things around, suicide-jumping off the stairs and sudden spurts of working out mixed in for a good measure. It wasn't the Damiel confrontation that influenced him as much as it was how Sam presented himself in front of Jon. Only later did it click with me that he was reenacting what he just saw Goldstriker doing, which was the boxing practice on house appliances, culminating in the cabinet door getting utterly annihilated and so on.

The fact that this sudden change in behaviour only really came to a dead stop after the mustard incident only further proves my theory - when Goldstriker told him to take it down a notch, replacing previously hyperactive and destructive Jon with a more calm, apologetic Jon.
Of course, I could be looking too deep into it, but these are my observations.

tl;dr: It is possible that a lot of Jon's antics throughout the show so far have been greatly influenced by him mimicking Goldstriker's traits that he saw as cool and inspiring.
 
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