🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[This Is Violence Now]

Maybe they purged accounts that used known throwaway mail providers, since that's what I used

I used protonmail and it still works fine.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Tried in a private window, looks like signups for non-season pass holders was closed at some point.

I don't have a season pass on the account I remade when the site came back up so it's definitely a thing they put up at some point.

Guess you'll have to wait until they make another restream site.

 

[King George III]

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This is wrong. The correct version is "Sign ups are closed. Log ins are open to people who had signed up before we fucked up the site completely, cya"

How would you sign up if you don't already have a season pass, if you need to sign up in order to get a season pass? Or am I wrong here? Jet's Little House of Horrors is turning into Jet's Massive Shitshow.

 

[JoshPlz]

Is anyone able to create a new account right now? Can anyone who used a throwaway mail report back if their account still works?

 

[This Is Violence Now]

It's possible they shut down signups cause they got scared since last night they had 20k peak viewers. Sam Hyde is not ready to pay this kind of money for bandwidth lol, no one is.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Is anyone able to create a new account right now? Can anyone who used a throwaway mail report back if their account still works?

Just tried. No.

 

[This Is Violence Now]

How would you sign up if you don't already have a season pass, if you need to sign up in order to get a season pass? Or am I wrong here? Jet's Little House of Horrors is turning into Jet's Massive Shitshow.

You are correct, and that's why what they say is wrong and makes no sense. It's like the meme "Getting a job requires you to have worked in the field before, but in order for that to happen you need to get a job"

 

[Small G genocide]

And now his watch has ended

 

[Clotso Coof]

2.5k people are watching the main website right now.
Jon up and making coffee. Can he do that without killing himself or burning the house down?

 

[SpruceEater]

There's no way Simmons is making it past today, I don't think he even wants to given the recent revelations. Probably shitting himself about his life outside of the tank and everybody inside of it considers him a pedophilic weirdo. He has no where to run lolol

 

[Whitesail]

 

[Blitzsneed]

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Took them long enough. Watch Simmons get absolutely shat on regardless.

Suggestions:
- Implement crypto payment
- Merch: "STAY INSIDE, NO WEED" poster (this will sell like hotcakes, guaranteed)

 

[Extreme Crusader]

TOTAL FAT DEATH

 

[This Is Violence Now]

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The queue is nice but mod approval before sending a TTS is bad. It's gonna be reddit TTS.

 

[Basedmew]

I dont have a season pass and was able to get on fine. Im seeing here and on twitter some people cant log in at all. Hopefully they get this issue fixed.

 

[eaglesfan665]

Suggestions:
- Implement crypto payment
- Merch: "STAY INSIDE, NO WEED" poster (this will sell like hotcakes, guaranteed)

Wish the fuckin "give feedback" feature worked so I could send this and a fullscreen option as suggestions but no such luck

 

[Spruce Supremacist]

Finally caught up and I have to say I feel like I'm finally getting a grasp on Jon's personality.
As many of you mentioned in the past, he definitely lacks a male role-model in his life. The Andrew Tate stuff was the first big clue, but another thing that I didn't see people give enough attention is how drastically his personality shifted after every major encounter with Mr. Goldstriker.

Jon, obviously being impressed by Jason Goldstriker's personality has went through cardinal changes. The first thing that caught me off guard was when he suddenly became very hyperactive and borderline destructive: thrashing things around, suicide-jumping off the stairs and sudden spurts of working out mixed in for a good measure. It wasn't the Damiel confrontation that influenced him as much as it was how Sam presented himself in front of Jon. Only later did it click with me that he was reenacting what he just saw Goldstriker doing, which was the boxing practice on house appliances, culminating in the cabinet door getting utterly annihilated and so on.

The fact that this sudden change in behaviour only really came to a dead stop after the mustard incident only further proves my theory - when Goldstriker told him to take it down a notch, replacing previously hyperactive and destructive Jon with a more calm, apologetic Jon.
Of course, I could be looking too deep into it, but these are my observations.

tl;dr: It is possible that a lot of Jon's antics throughout the show so far have been greatly influenced by him mimicking Goldstriker's traits that he saw as cool and inspiring.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Wish the fuckin "give feedback" feature worked so I could send this and a fullscreen option as suggestions but no such luck

I don't think it's ever worked, I want volume to stay the same when switching between cams.

 

[This Is Violence Now]

This faggot really doesn't want a fair contest. The fuck is this shit.

 

[Gottahavemysips]

Wish the fuckin "give feedback" feature worked so I could send this and a fullscreen option as suggestions but no such luck

Seriously. I assume it was taken down early on because retards were spamming it, but it should have been replaced with some sort of contact form for support. Instead, their genius solution is to run all support through Jet's Twitter, as well as chat. It's infuriating how much of this could have been fixed during the downtime on the site, ostensibly most of that was waiting for payments to go through, but it looks like the only changes of note were decreasing the bitrate and changing the live preview into stills.