Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Piggle Rick]

For the sink-curious:
Only bathroom sinks count
A double (conjoined sinks, separate faucets per bowl) count as 1.5
Little, circular, stainless steel, cripple, europoor sinks count as 0.5
Non mixer faucets = poverty
Pedestal sinks trump wall/unit mounted sinks (fact)
Equity Compensation is fun

Wait, so laundry and kitchen sinks don’t count?
Dan would call me a faggot? I don’t have 5 bathroom sinks. Am I a cuck in his theory then?

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

anything can be a sink if it holds enough water to wash from. like a bowl, or a suitcase. do not be bounded by dan's shallow materialism

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I’m actually a bit creeped that this thread made me mentally count how many sinks I have. Surely there has never been a more strange measure of a man’s worth.

You're welcome!

We’ve seen him fatly wave a stick around and fatly play with a firearm.

Then you know of his prowess.

anything can be a sink if it holds enough water to wash from. like a bowl, or a suitcase. do not be bounded by dan's shallow materialism

Just like anything can be a toilet, ask Jackie.

 

[theassistant]

I am devastated. I am a long time onaforums lurker. I don't have an account and I am not figuring out the password to create one. This is like the greatest sitcom that was never written. Now I won't be able to see any updates. I had to create an account here just to follow the Jackie Singh shitshow.

 

[Piggle Rick]

You're welcome!

Then you know of his prowess.

Just like anything can be a toilet, ask Jackie.

Whackie Jackie just shits on the sidewalk, the dirty dog.

I am devastated. I am a long time onaforums lurker. I don't have an account and I am not figuring out the password to create one. This is like the greatest sitcom that was never written. Now I won't be able to see any updates. I had to create an account here just to follow the Jackie Singh shitshow.

IKR? I lurked them long time.

 

[bortherman]

Wait, so laundry and kitchen sinks don’t count?
Dan would call me a faggot? I don’t have 5 bathroom sinks. Am I a cuck in his theory then?

Only a faggot would think laundry and kitchen sinks count.
a full tier listing is in the sinkopedia wiki.
You're just a sinkcel, but he (and everyone else) call you a faggot because you multipost.
Sir, don't do that

 

[Piggle Rick]

Only a faggot would think laundry and kitchen sinks count.
a full tier listing is in the sinkopedia wiki.
You're just a sinkcel, but he (and everyone else) call you a faggot because you multipost.
Sir, don't do that

“now I feel like an idiot”
(((Gonna sue you later)))

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Only a faggot would think laundry and kitchen sinks count.
a full tier listing is in the sinkopedia wiki.
You're just a sinkcel, but he (and everyone else) call you a faggot because you multipost.
Sir, don't do that

sinkopedia is a furfaggot. Is there something you're not sharing with us?

 

[Piggle Rick]

sinkopedia is a furfaggot. Is there something you're not sharing with us?

Pretty sure that’s a brotherman doing a bit.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Pretty sure that’s a brotherman doing a bit.

Obviously. I had to see if I could find something to see to continue it. I did not expect there to be a furfinity account with that name. There is a sink place that uses it though. It sounded too good to not be used by someone somewhere. The most I could hope for is something similar to the one wiki person who keeps track of shower/ bathing scenes in Anime, but sinks as that would be equally sad and funny. But no, it's a furfaggot.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

Has Dan Mullen got his own thread here, yet? The biggest internet retard cows have the biggest ancillary cows. Dan is determined to get himself arrested over Patrick.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

With how hefty hectic Pat's life has been lately I don't think anybody noticed that the pig seems to have missed Penguicon 2023 this past weekend. He's not in the schedule as a presenter and made no allusions to attending or traveling to Detroit.

I think I recall when the 2022 one ended he made a tweet about looking forward to this year's con. Can't afford it no more? or perhaps the hotel banned him for claiming there was a bomb threat that the staff was unaware of?

I bet they didn't miss him.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

And some faggot over there was "doing a bit" by trying to start a board war.

Now that we can't lurk there, Patposting is gonna get a lot harder.

There's no better time to get an ONA account than just after Dan has been banned!

 

[bile demon]

Attorney Rittberg submitted a proposed order
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"creditors", as in multiple, it's not just John Doe #1. They owe even more than $53k. We knew this already because they're bums but it's nice to have confirmation.

Unpaid utilities? Samsung payment plan? Credit cards? Travel agency? Lynne? All of the above?

Enjoy your many, many creditors, debtor. We will.

 

[Betonhaus]

Only a faggot would think laundry and kitchen sinks count.
a full tier listing is in the sinkopedia wiki.
You're just a sinkcel, but he (and everyone else) call you a faggot because you multipost.
Sir, don't do that

What about mudroom sinks in the alcove where visitors can hang their coats and shoes?

Or if you have a bar in your loungeroom with a little sink?

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Attorney Rittberg submitted a proposed order
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"creditors", as in multiple, it's not just John Doe #1. They owe even more than $53k. We knew this already because they're bums but it's nice to have confirmation.

Unpaid utilities? Samsung payment plan? Credit cards? Travel agency? Lynne? All of the above?

Can someone explain what this means? I don't think this was even posted on ona yet; they're all distracted by the dan ban and the streetshitter.

Also can we go back to talking about fatrick? Dan absolutely does not need his own thread and I'm pretty sure he's still posting because he had like 9 alts. You losers had your chance to make an ona account and it's your fault you can't access it anymore. I sure am glad I made mine when the security question was still "is norm funny?" because I don't have a clue what the answer is now.

edit: holy crap guys dan's nudes have been leaked and we also found out he doesn't even have his own toilet let alone sink and he has to use the wendy's bathroom. you're all really missing out

 

[cigarettesalsa]

Yeah the question is bullshit right now. I think it has something to do with Sherrod Small but I can't remember. I know that Joe Cumia drives a limited edition Italian fiat with the Italian flag as a seatbelt, I remember the fat mod who got caught stealing vape mods, I remember when there was a church of Opie. But I can't get in this damn forum now.

 

[Broadside]

edit: holy crap guys dan's nudes have been leaked and we also found out he doesn't even have his own toilet let alone sink and he has to use the wendy's bathroom. you're all really missing out

Nigga you're killing me

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

From the OnaForums, looks like Pat's neighbors are starting to catch on that something is amiss on Facebook. Thankfully piggy is there to correct the record:

 

[RussianParasite]

From the OnaForums, looks like Pat's neighbors are starting to catch on that something is amiss on Facebook. Thankfully piggy is there to correct the record:
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The sounds of grinding and screaming children may also be mistaken for shooting so probably some calls coming from the neighbors too. If only they knew what was going on in that basement.