🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Research Purposes Mostly]

Let's say it's real. The question becomes: Is this another Vickers war?

I think the legal nightmares have educated Ralph on the consequences of gamergate behavior sufficiently that he'll be wary of how he handles this. How long he can keep that up is another story.
That will get complicated by the sheer amount of ill will he has cultivated in the Morris family. He has said horrible, disgusting things to and about Meigh's dad and sister. He had them worried sick over their estranged horse and ridiculed them over it.
ALSO: Harry is pretty funny sometimes. It would be fucking hilarious to quote tweet Ralph saying he would never see his grandkid.... and attach a selfie with Rozy. Harry has to get ONE shot in, surely.

Will Ralph hold it together? Somehow, I'm lacking faith.

 

[KneeLengthCock]

I guess I'm just used to debit cards and free transaction accounts being easily accessible and ubiquitous in Australia, I'm guessing it's a smarmy rat-cunning kind of way to avoid getting 'cancelled' or something.

No, it is a dumb shit "legal mastermind" way of trying to hide your assets when you're a white trash wigger constantly being sued for doing white trash wigger things.

 

[Arminius]

Ralph high off his W against Vickers is looking for another W against Morris. This is just like the last "Werk" where he spun Morris trying to contact his daughter in concern as a W. Harry sending his daughter money or even showing concern for her well-being would be a total Ralphamale W.

 

[heathercho]

If she left, great. Ralph will find himself skinned alive in !Messico sooner or later.
If she hasn't and it's a werk, the downward spiral will continue,

Whatever happens, it will end with a dessicated, pilled up Ralph and I'm all for that.

 

[SargonF00t]

Will Ralph hold it together? Somehow, I'm lacking faith.

As is Ralph.

 

[Kirklandwarrior]

Ralph's Law. For every positive event, there is a greater negative event. It is like clockwork.

 

[TJBirish]

How does this awful, awful man have people offering him genuine condolences on Twitter?

HOW?

They aren't actual people. They're ralphamales; sub-literate, mentally damaged man-children living in someone's basement.

The dregs of society.

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

As is Ralph.

I try to do something clever and y'all take it from me

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

No, it is a dumb shit "legal mastermind" way of trying to hide your assets when you're a white trash wigger constantly being sued for doing white trash wigger things.

And avoiding paying taxes and debt collectors.

If this is real, I'm looking forward to when Ralph gives his ballwashers the green light to attack Meigh for being ugly and a pedo.

He will have to restrain himself at first, much like he did with Faith. He hopes he can continue to manipulate Pantsu and do damage control. I’m sure he needs to make sure he can get back control of all the accounts he used her name and social security to create too. Pantsu seems dumb enough to just let him keep running her credit into the toilet tbh.

 

[RollerGator]

Bravo to everyone who correctly called this a work and a hearty "what the actual fuck?" is wrong with you to all the retards who entertained this as legit.

Clearly you don't follow the gunt. Ralph doesn't "take L's." His entire life is a goddamn mess because he couldn't take jokes. An L would be way too big for his piggy sphincter. Ralph would never concede ANYTHING to Harry, much less a fatter checkbook. The fact that this is happening directly after his big legal win while he's yucking it up in the Barbie Mcmansion with Diddler Dax should only solidify this as complete fiction. Especially on twitter to all of the killstream "fans." This is the kind of announcement he would make quickly and quietly on the show and then pretend it never happened just like his drug and alcohol abuse.

I swear I don't understand how you morons get outsmarted by goddamn RALPH of all people.

Reminder that last time it was a "work" it wasn't actually a "work".

 

[Malaika]

Let's say it's real. The question becomes: Is this another Vickers war?

I think the legal nightmares have educated Ralph on the consequences of gamergate behavior sufficiently that he'll be wary of how he handles this. How long he can keep that up is another story.
That will get complicated by the sheer amount of ill will he has cultivated in the Morris family. He has said horrible, disgusting things to and about Meigh's dad and sister. He had them worried sick over their estranged horse and ridiculed them over it.
ALSO: Harry is pretty funny sometimes. It would be fucking hilarious to quote tweet Ralph saying he would never see his grandkid.... and attach a selfie with Rozy. Harry has to get ONE shot in, surely.

Will Ralph hold it together? Somehow, I'm lacking faith.

Harry will most likely do whatever May wants, but if it was up to him he'd not say a word and merely try to strip Ralph of visitation rights through the courts. Y'know, like Vickers should have done.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Ralph announces his separation from the horse.

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Probably not true and is probably as gay as that time I kissed my uncle on the lips.

 

[SaltyFanta]

Meigh begun the year unmarried and will end the year unmarried, whether that be from divorce, Xanax related health conditions, or Ralph being executed by the cartels for reading a superchat insulting a member.

I could totally see this being played off as another "work", but even if they get back together it's another crack in the foundations of their marriage.

 

[Telvanni]

PROS IF TRUE
-Nobody can no longer big league ralph ever again on xannies + booze
-More unhinged pillstreams than ever
-Casa del Cerdo will be even more stinky, litered with bottles and unwashed clothes
-Nobody there to wake him up from his sleepy time livestreams

PROS IF A WORK
-We continue to beat a dead horse


There's no downside to this.

 

[Polyboros2]

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I don’t think it’s a work, and I don’t think the airport incident was a work.

Actual breakups have a mourning period, he’ll probably start to rage in a week or so.

The airport incident wasn't a work, but it also wasn't a break up. Ralph was raging from getting kicked off the airplane and having to buy new tickets, and flew off the handle when he lost track off May.

 

[Telemeter]

PROS IF TRUE
-Nobody can no longer big league ralph ever again on xannies + booze
-More unhinged pillstreams than ever
-Casa del Cerdo will be even more stinky, litered with bottles and unwashed clothes
-Nobody there to wake him up from his sleepy time livestreams

PROS IF A WORK
-We continue to beat a dead horse


There's no downside to this.

If it's true then Ralph can just bring cheap whores on to the show all the time and fondle them on camera like a true man would do, unfortunately he gay, he is too big of a pussy to do it, and too poor to afford it.

 

[RussianParasite]

I hope it is not a work because it will prove me right that Meigh was his biggest Alog all along. Time will tell

If not a work, she can file for divorce, take half of his ever shrinking super chat money and likely could get her witch claws onto some of his properties. Remember how Ralph publicly bragged about all the money he made? I bet that shows up in divorce court while poor, abused, basically single mother Pantsu has no money at all to fall back on. What is the poor woman to do!?

Ralph will be forced to hide in his Mexican hovel forever to avoid child support and alimony payments. He’s admitted that he has taken an L here, I just don’t think he realizes how big it is yet.

 

[Gorilla Man]

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I don’t think it’s a work, and I don’t think the airport incident was a work.

Actual breakups have a mourning period, he’ll probably start to rage in a week or so.

"I could feel the disloyalty coming.... doing it while I was out of the country"
Am I reading this right?
Did the horse cheat on him with Paco, while he was away?

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I have the most objectively correct opinion on this, which is I hope it gets worse and dumber by the time Friday rolls around so MATI is more fun.

 

[Estate]

Lets be real. This can't be true, because even a retarded horse has to know, on a gut level, that nobody, not even a complete asexual furniture like Gator would ever want to take Ralph's sloppy second.
Ain't nobody throwing yogurt in them pig defiled equestrian caverns. EVER!