🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[PyrrhicRustle]

Letty is crazy, Josie is crazy, and Sylvia is fat
I think only one of them can be fixed.

Or perhaps search among the other 4 billion women on earth for one less damaged

 

[GET!]

I think we might see a literal murder in a few minutes lads.

 

[Blackstar]

I think we might see a literal murder in a few minutes lads.
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Will the shoe be the weapon of murder?

 

[curbside2]

Letty is crazy, Josie is crazy, and Sylvia is fat
I think only one of them can be fixed.

My guess is that Letty was ruined by a combination of Discord and her ex. Raised right she probably wouldn't be such a terror.

 

[The Vaper Friend]

dead link boy!

remove the .png of the link and it will work

 

[Finger Pistols]

She's ugly and freaky but also very, very sexy. It's annoying being so attracted to her.

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My brother in Christ, that's not a woman, it's SCP-096 and it has breached containment to join the fishtank. Get your head out of the gutter.

 

[apa gapa]

JOOOOOOON! IT WAS LETTY NOT DAMIEL! JOOOOOOON!

 

[Small G genocide]

It turns out that Simmons has a talent for locating unaccompanied children
Uh simmonssisters, I dont feel so good

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

She's ugly and freaky but also very, very sexy. It's annoying being so attracted to her.

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What's sexy about her? I haven't seen a single non-repugnant thing from her, or her scat fetish.

 

[Master Wel]

It turns out that Simmons has a talent for locating unaccompanied children
Uh simmonssisters, I dont feel so good

Remember, he has “decades of experience”

 

[TwoToedTed]

He probably thinks he is getting eliminated cause he is in a duo of worst parents. Literally the only team that fucked up the parenting challenge badly.

Jon is safe, I don’t think he knows that tho. He could murder their baby and send Simmons packing

 

[Shalashaskaa]

Is this actually true? I really find this believable.

 

[convulsion swell]

I'm pretty nervous guys. I said I wanted physical confrontation between Jon and Damiel, but something about it having been arranged by Letty makes me feel sick. Not like this...

 

[Meth Until Death]

Jon's waiting to talk things out with Damiels? I don't think that's gonna work very well considering he's going to be a moody little bugger first thing in the morning.

 

[Tranny Farmer]

Can we all just appreciate just how incredible Sam's & Jet's (((mercantile))) skills are?

-Season pass paypigs get locked out of their accounts, get instantly blocked if they raise it up on twitter, (try buying another one dummy)

-Doing everything in their power so that Damiel wins despite blatant rule-breaking (none of the other fish will ever see the prize money lol)

-The second TTS gets enabled, 20 messages blurt out at the same time in a stellar rendition of your avg 100+ user discord voice channel (NO REFUNDS!)

-They tied the Frank Hassle bar to an arbritrary, manually updated sales meter instead of an automated one (sorry goys, looks like we STILL haven't sold enough passes) even though it's decided he's already coming.

-They teased 200fishbucks but only shell out one every two days or so (probably only 50 will ever get released lol)

 

[Shig O'nella]

It turns out that Simmons has a talent for locating unaccompanied children

Someone has got to TTS that.

 

[convulsion swell]

josie no shower dot pee en gee

Josie showers nightly before bed.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Door = closed
Jon = angwy
Damiel = IN DANGER

 

[Goomatora]

Is this actually true? I really find this believable. View attachment 5089091

she definitely stinks good

 

[BruceOfHeem]

Jon just closed the door, it's about to go down