🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

Is this actually true? I really find this believable. View attachment 5089091

she has showered, we see her every night with wet hair/towel on her head drying it off

 

[King George III]

Is this actually true? I really find this believable. View attachment 5089091

She showers. Trust me, I know. I know.

 

[Polska krowa]

Is it just me, or does it sound like Jon is crying/sniffling?

 

[Aristides]

Any girl who "Tee Hee's" absolutely finds great joy in violently shaking infants and forcing men to debase themselves into trannyism.

If Vance's girlfriend is watching this, she's probably cringing at seeing him fall into a web woven by the most blatantly manipulative woman in the tank. He told us that he's still siding with Damiel who is an idiotic filipino wigger hypebeast never meant to be a real contestant. If Vance thinks the two of them can outdeceive Violetta, he's out of his mind.

 

[Harold Blue]

Not a Josiecel, but I created an account just for this:

Anime addicted, into drawing, and attracted to emo/guro shit is not really that weird. Especially when you consider most of her guro shit was drawn during her teen years.

Josie's drawings are nothing out of the ordinary to me. It's just as edgy as saying niggers. She's drawing those shit because girls like her are into edgy shit.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Can we all just appreciate just how incredible Sam's & Jet's (((mercantile))) skills are?

-Season pass paypigs get locked out of their accounts, get instantly blocked if they raise it up on twitter, (try buying another one dummy)

-Doing everything in their power so that Damiel wins despite blatant rule-breaking (none of the other fish will ever see the prize money lol)

-The second TTS gets enabled, 20 messages blurt out at the same time in a stellar rendition of your avg 100+ user discord voice channel (NO REFUNDS!)

-They tied the Frank Hassle bar to an arbritrary, manually updated sales meter instead of an automated one (sorry goys, looks like we STILL haven't sold enough passes) even though it's decided he's already coming.

-They teased 200fishbucks but only shell out one every two days or so (probably only 50 will ever get released lol)

Nothing you said is inaccurate but I don't like the way you said it.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Is this actually true? I really find this believable. View attachment 5089091

She actually has though, only Damiel and Jon haven't showered, and Damiel left for three days.

 

[CoolFool]

Is Dam in the bathroom?

 

[Blitzsneed]

Door = closed
Jon = angwy
Damiel = IN DANGER

I expected Damiel to beat the shit out of Jon, but it's most likely going the other way around.

 

[DryRaisin]

Didn't Vance tell Letty that he doesn't want to pin it on Damiel?
I might have missed it, but I read that he agreed with her when Letty pointed to Damiel.
Am i getting it right?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

All of this because they managed to lose a plastic baby. This whole show is amazing, everything I could have asked for and more.

 

[Master Wel]

Is this actually true? I really find this believable. View attachment 5089091

That house probably smells like a fish market that just received a fresh shipment of diced onions.

 

[Lokenstien]

He's getting ready, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

He probably thinks he is getting eliminated cause he is in a duo of worst parents. Literally the only team that fucked up the parenting challenge badly.

Sam should make an exception when attempted infanticide has already begun.

 

[Fortyone]

For anyone interested here are the excerpts that were posted in the /tv/ thread.

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Interesting how he said fucking with these kids would be the biggest mistake of a person's life, makes me think maybe he's just a really autistic foreigner and not a hardened pedophile

 

[Sneed or Death]

Jon should just go full prison mode and just attack him in the shower.
Remember Jon, no cameras there, you got this buddy.

 

[meat boy]

Can we all just appreciate just how incredible Sam's & Jet's (((mercantile))) skills are?

-Season pass paypigs get locked out of their accounts, get instantly blocked if they raise it up on twitter, (try buying another one dummy)

-Doing everything in their power so that Damiel wins despite blatant rule-breaking (none of the other fish will ever see the prize money lol)

-The second TTS gets enabled, 20 messages blurt out at the same time in a stellar rendition of your avg 100+ user discord voice channel (NO REFUNDS!)

-They tied the Frank Hassle bar to an arbritrary, manually updated sales meter instead of an automated one (sorry goys, looks like we STILL haven't sold enough passes) even though it's decided he's already coming.

-They teased 200fishbucks but only shell out one every two days or so (probably only 50 will ever get released lol)

This whole thing reeked of scam since it was announced. I feel like Sam isn't proud of it. He sure knows how to fleece them paypiggies! Lolcows take note!

 

[jallsballs]

assuming dam does have his phone, he would have it with him in the bathroom and jet or some other fag probably told him jon is sitting and waiting for him

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Is Dam in the bathroom?

Yes, Jon's waiting for the chigger to be nice and clean before breaking this buck again.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Is this actually true? I really find this believable. View attachment 5089091

Josiechads... are we tired of winning yet?

Spoiler

 

[The Blue Morpho]

If Vance's girlfriend is watching this, she's probably cringing at seeing him fall into a web woven by the most blatantly manipulative woman in the tank. He told us that he's still siding with Damiel who is an idiotic filipino wigger hypebeast never meant to be a real contestant. If Vance thinks the two of them can outdeceive Violetta, he's out of his mind.

As one of the more vocal Damiel enjoyers in this thread I will say that investing in him as an ally in this competition is pretty rarted no matter how you spin it. He's unreliable and untrustworthy. Somebody else suggested that maybe Vance's angle in buddying with Damiel is that he believes Damiel is his gateway into Jet's crew after the show is over.