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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Any girl who "Tee Hee's" absolutely finds great joy in violently shaking infants and forcing men to debase themselves into trannyism.
If Vance's girlfriend is watching this, she's probably cringing at seeing him fall into a web woven by the most blatantly manipulative woman in the tank. He told us that he's still siding with Damiel who is an idiotic filipino wigger hypebeast never meant to be a real contestant. If Vance thinks the two of them can outdeceive Violetta, he's out of his mind.
 
Not a Josiecel, but I created an account just for this:

Anime addicted, into drawing, and attracted to emo/guro shit is not really that weird. Especially when you consider most of her guro shit was drawn during her teen years.

Josie's drawings are nothing out of the ordinary to me. It's just as edgy as saying niggers. She's drawing those shit because girls like her are into edgy shit.
 
Can we all just appreciate just how incredible Sam's & Jet's (((mercantile))) skills are?

-Season pass paypigs get locked out of their accounts, get instantly blocked if they raise it up on twitter, (try buying another one dummy)

-Doing everything in their power so that Damiel wins despite blatant rule-breaking (none of the other fish will ever see the prize money lol)

-The second TTS gets enabled, 20 messages blurt out at the same time in a stellar rendition of your avg 100+ user discord voice channel (NO REFUNDS!)

-They tied the Frank Hassle bar to an arbritrary, manually updated sales meter instead of an automated one (sorry goys, looks like we STILL haven't sold enough passes) even though it's decided he's already coming.

-They teased 200fishbucks but only shell out one every two days or so (probably only 50 will ever get released lol)
Nothing you said is inaccurate but I don't like the way you said it.
 
Is this actually true? I really find this believable. View attachment 5089091
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She actually has though, only Damiel and Jon haven't showered, and Damiel left for three days.
 
All of this because they managed to lose a plastic baby. This whole show is amazing, everything I could have asked for and more.
 
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He's getting ready, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
He probably thinks he is getting eliminated cause he is in a duo of worst parents. Literally the only team that fucked up the parenting challenge badly.
Sam should make an exception when attempted infanticide has already begun.
 
Can we all just appreciate just how incredible Sam's & Jet's (((mercantile))) skills are?

-Season pass paypigs get locked out of their accounts, get instantly blocked if they raise it up on twitter, (try buying another one dummy)

-Doing everything in their power so that Damiel wins despite blatant rule-breaking (none of the other fish will ever see the prize money lol)

-The second TTS gets enabled, 20 messages blurt out at the same time in a stellar rendition of your avg 100+ user discord voice channel (NO REFUNDS!)

-They tied the Frank Hassle bar to an arbritrary, manually updated sales meter instead of an automated one (sorry goys, looks like we STILL haven't sold enough passes) even though it's decided he's already coming.

-They teased 200fishbucks but only shell out one every two days or so (probably only 50 will ever get released lol)
This whole thing reeked of scam since it was announced. I feel like Sam isn't proud of it. He sure knows how to fleece them paypiggies! Lolcows take note!
 
assuming dam does have his phone, he would have it with him in the bathroom and jet or some other fag probably told him jon is sitting and waiting for him
 
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