🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[meat boy]

I'm not sure why everyone is so keen on getting Simmons gone. These Chinese, homosexual-denying, anxious-avoidant, alternative medicine guzzling, glitch-in-the-matrix types are a gold mine for content. I would keep him in, get rid of one of the milquetoast slugs instead.

 

[Sneed or Death]

I cashed out my Joncoin after this and going on vacation. Vancecels and DamieLosers stay mad.

 

[Sneedifarms]

I'm not sure why everyone is so keen on getting Simmons gone. These Chinese, homosexual-denying, anxious-avoidant, alternative medicine guzzling, glitch-in-the-matrix types are a gold mine for content. I would keep him in, get rid of one of the milquetoast slugs instead.

i'm not necessarily keen on having him gone (from the show, real life is another story) but i am keen on watching him suffer.

 

[Enig]

I suppose if that were the case he'd have brought some plushies or fidget toys for her, that instantly gets you an idolized reputation with the Josie faction

[Charisma 7] I don't know why you listen to the EDM tracks when SGaP exists.
[Guns 40] Ever want to see how easy it is to turn mechanical pens into airsoft guns?
[Perception 37/35] You know, you seem unfazed by Letty bringing up guro.
[Speech 30/27] I, for one, think you would stim better with a Bop-It than the penguin thing!
[Intelligence 46/50] Uhhh... you ever read the IDW comics?

 

[King George III]

Jon definitely wears the pants in this relationship. Dumbass Simmons dropping shit, it could have been the baby!

 

[Giant Machine]

Bedroom 3 aka the Morgue still stacking bodies.

 

[This Is Violence Now]

At least it's not a complete scam.

 

[FinallyRealEmail]

LETTY trying to make the rainbow gay
Chad Jon: nope, the rainbow belongs to God.

 

[convulsion swell]

Jon teaching Vance and Letty about the rainbow's biblical significance.

Edit: He briefly mentions "the old covenant", and then moves into talking again about how all media has an agenda.

 

[Blindeye]

insane how Jon is always either the best or the worst person in the house, and it can change hourly

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Edit: I'm a fucking retard, wrong thread.

 

[Lokenstien]

It is 2pm for Christ's sake. These Pigs better be fried bacon to justify being dead this long. The producers really need to implement an up by 12 rule at least, preferably with the sharks blasting circus music into their rooms until they leave and go downstairs.

 

[Anti Snigger]

insane how Jon is always either the best or the worst person in the house, and it can change hourly

He's always the best, the only thing that changes is one's capacity to appreciate his greatness

 

[stacks__]

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It is 2pm for Christ's sake. These Pigs better be fried bacon to justify being dead this long. The producers really need to implement an up by 12 rule at least, preferably with the sharks blasting circus music into their rooms until they leave and go downstairs.

To be fair, Mauro was up all night.
Sylvia has no excuse.

 

[LittleHam73]

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It is 2pm for Christ's sake. These Pigs better be fried bacon to justify being dead this long. The producers really need to implement an up by 12 rule at least, preferably with the sharks blasting circus music into their rooms until they leave and go downstairs.

Mauro at least has the excuse of being up all night reading and taking care of the baby, but Sylvia might actually just be dead, medical staff inbound.

 

[Sneedifarms]

To be fair, Mauro was up all night.
Sylvia has no excuse.

does the fat hog still have her vape? i really wanted her to go through nicotine withdrawals day 1 but jet didn't seem to be on board with that

 

[Netizennameless]

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Jon teaching Vance and Letty about the rainbow's biblical significance.

Edit: He briefly mentions "the old covenant", and then moves into talking again about how all media has an agenda.

it amuses me how Jon is prostelyzing to the harlot and making her read the bible to him while simultaneously resisting her advances. He truly is doing the lord's work.

 

[Steinercard]

She's ugly and freaky but also very, very sexy. It's annoying being so attracted to her.

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I really fucking hate that I know what you mean.

 

[LittleHam73]

Damiel assumes the fetal position as a coping mechanism from Jon just being better than him all around.

 

[Giant Machine]

The Hog awakens