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[Jason Wynn]

When I was a little kid, Pizza the Hutt from Spaceballs used to scare me

 

[The Cunting Death]

I like throwing rocks at niggers and raping retarded women.

I can one up you there

I almost blinded a black kid because I threw a rock at his eye

 

[The Cunting Death]

I was supposed to be born on February 29th, but my mom didn't want a leap year baby so I was born 2 days earlier.

I'm the very last person delivered by my doctor before she retired.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I was supposed to be born on February 29th, but my mom didn't want a leap year baby so I was born 2 days earlier.

I'm the very last person delivered by my doctor before she retired.

Both me and my brother's birth weights match our birthdays

 

[The Cunting Death]

Both me and my brother's birth weights match our birthdays

That's neat



Another fun fact:
I missed two months of school due to developing a panic attack disorder in 6th grade and in turn afraid of leaving my house.

 

[Whitney Houston On Crack]

My heart stopped during brain surgery and I was clinically dead for almost a minute.

 

[Shidoen]

I never really like Papa John’s pizza and the only good stuff was the breadsticks.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I've traveled across the entire continental US twice and gone as far south as Mexico all the way to the Canadian border. Once got stuck in Alaska.

 

[Am I Very Wrong]

i shat myself playing harry potter for the ps2 when i was a kid

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

i had a crush on Randy Marsh when I was 14.

 

[0ctober lust]

When the episode 'Medicinal Fired Chicken' came out, I watched at a friends house and started jerking off when Ned and Jimbo were bouncing on their balls. I still don't get why I did, I'm not even into that shit.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

i had a crush on Randy Marsh when I was 14.

When I was a toddler I had one on Betty Boop

 

[Ogre Magi]

i shat myself playing harry potter for the ps2 when i was a kid

 

[William Tyndale]

My parents met and got married while they were in a cult but they got out a few years before I was born.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I've caught at least 5 different users here offsite on YouTube

 

[The Cunting Death]

I'm named after my mom's favorite childhood actor

 

[Jason Wynn]

I'm named after my mom's favorite childhood actor

I’m named after my dad’s favorite actor as well

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I'm named after my mom's favorite childhood actor

I'm named after a random book character my parents liked

 

[Glep]

I know way too much about guardrails.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I'm named after a random book character my parents liked

I’m named after my dad’s favorite actor as well

That's awesome




I like psychedelic music because it sounds like how I think, if that makes sense.