🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Duke-Diggler]

Marilyn Manson arc when?

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"Would you oink me? I'd oink me. I'd oink me hard."

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

I don't see this as a "work." Crying on Twitter about your wife leaving you doesn't exactly seem very Ralphamale to me. Compare this to the last time they allegedly split where he was calling her a whore, and it feels like this is probably just her sick of being roped into his retarded court proceedings.

A moment of clarity for the horse, but just that I'm sure, a moment.

 

[TJBirish]

Ralph's seething and coping HARD on Cozy rn.

Doesn't seem like a work.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Ralph's seething and coping HARD on Cozy rn.

Doesn't seem like a work.

Ralph killing himself in Dick's house while streaming would really be the ultimate.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Ralph killing himself in Dick's house while streaming would really be the ultimate.

he's totally sloshed or benz'd out. so you may get that.

 

[Elbe]

Somebody confiscate his Bjork CDs.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

He just admitted he does not have the money he has been claiming to have all this time!

Where'd the money go?

 

[Gorilla Man]

Ralph's seething and coping HARD on Cozy rn.

Doesn't seem like a work.

have he said why/how she did it?
tuned in, but looks like he is just drugged out and rambling

 

[Sam Losco]

If this is real (I'll believe it when Harry flat confirms it instead of a somewhat cryptic tweet), then I expect his death by OD to happen within a couple of months. Meigh was likely limiting his usage to some degree. With no one around to check it, he'll OD for sure.

 

[TJBirish]

If this is real (I'll believe it when Harry flat confirms it instead of a somewhat cryptic tweet), then I expect his death by OD to happen within a couple of months. Meigh was likely limiting his usage to some degree. With no one around to check it, he'll OD for sure.

It may be happening now.

 

[Famke]

Lets be real. This can't be true, because even a retarded horse has to know, on a gut level, that nobody, not even a complete asexual furniture like Gator would ever want to take Ralph's sloppy second.
Ain't nobody throwing yogurt in them pig defiled equestrian caverns. EVER!

Gator has said as much but to be completely frank with you I don't believe him for a second. If Meigh pops up in his discord DMs a few times, she'll be moved in with him and his parents by the end of the year. He'll probably try to hide it for a while but it will come out sooner than later when she decides to humiliate him online.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

He's fucking out of his mind on drugs, barely understandable going off on weird tangents that have nothing to do with whatever point he's trying to make, etc.
He can't even open his right eye.
And seems to have just rage quit.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

If Ethan could just fucking DIE already, I could finish my script:

"She was a comely young woman filly and not without prospects. Therefore it was heartbreaking to her mother that she would enter into marriage with William Munny Ethan Oliver Ralph, a known thief and murderer felon and sex criminal, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
When she he died, it was not at his her hands as her mother might have expected, but of smallpox the gay plague Aids. That was 1878 2023."

But if he gets a shotgun divorce, I have to change the ending! So get off the pot or take a shot!

 

[I_Am_GamerGate]

The curse of the Ralphamale; as soon as a giant W is handed on a silver platter, a much bigger L is served in a short period of time later.

 

[DeutschfagAufAbwegen]

What still fascinates me after 4 years of watching this shitshow, is that all of this is happening because of one humble feeder and a corn joke.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph needs to get on twitter and tweet through the pain now that he ended his show

 

[Just_A_guy]

I see this as a case of laugh if its true, laugh if its fake. Either A Ralph is so intolerable his actually retarded horse can't even deal with him or B They faked a divorce for clout.
I'm not sure which is sadder/stupider.

 

[There She Glows]

Ralph needs to get on twitter and tweet through the pain now that he ended his show

After watching that stream I'm not sure he can read or write right now

 

[KneeLengthCock]

He just admitted he does not have the money he has been claiming to have all this time!

Where'd the money go?

He snuffled it up his piggy snout and down the porcine gullet, and of course on purses. Lots and lots of purses.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

Low status rednecks like Ralph are quite serious when it comes to loyalty and traitors and snakes and all that retard shit you see on Facebook memes featuring skeletons flipping the bird. If he's faking such allegations, the trailer where he buys his gutter drugs may tell him he's not welcome anymore.