Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

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Loooooong self-aggrandizing speech. Pretty funny to be begging for money while pretending to be a supportive ally. Typical Becky wants it two ways.

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"I am severly mentally ill individual"
"my survival is temporary"
Sounds like the perfect mother imho :lit:
 
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It is honestly mind-blowing that anyone even agreed to do IVF on her. Surely the first attempts, even if you buy that it's mysteriously totally impossible for Becky and the cucks to fuck the old fashioned way (lolfat), should have been clomid and artificial insemination, not full IVF. Unless both her cucks are currently sterile, in which case, again, everyone needs to lose some weight and LAY OFF THE WEED FOR SIX MONTHS.

If she can't do it now, what makes her think she's going to be able to clean up her act if she actually got pregnant? It's pretty fucking stressful and uncomfortable, and she already can't cope with her absurdly cushy life. So she's not, she's going to eat like crap and smoke tons of pot the whole time, fuck that baby.
 
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Bell Weather said:
If she can't do it now, what makes her think she's going to be able to clean up her act if she actually got pregnant? It's pretty fucking stressful and uncomfortable, and she already can't cope with her absurdly cushy life. So she's not, she's going to eat like crap and smoke tons of pot the whole time, fuck that baby.
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It's Becky. Odds are she's just making it up and hasn't done shit.
 
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Jackson and Daniel are still working right? Couldn't they just put her on their insurance instead?

Also had at least 3 attempts to get the IVF going and Bex kept smoking weed or putting it off for reasons.
 
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Becky discovering all online asspats she gets are fake, surface-level niceties and in fact no one will get her a cushy job for free. Also LOL at "There is so much I still have to give to the game industry".

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Lamenting she can't shittalk Respawn (I am sure she will be doing it anyway)
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I just want to point out that she shittalked Respawn/EA four hours earlier by calling them "greedy execs" and she is arguably doing so in these tweets by accusing them of "financial violence" and mismanagement of the company. (Along with her other tweets I would argue she's accusing them of deliberate abuse.) They aren't going to care because they want rid of her and it's probably not much money, but they'd probably be justified in revoking her severance.

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"But we can offer a couch, some puppies & board games in exchange for company, & even if we have never hung out in person"

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT OF ALL THE TIMES FOR JAKE TO BE BANNED FROM TWITTER BY HIS OWN HAND AND TOO STUPID TO FIND HIS WAY BACK (:_( (:_( (:_( (:_(
 
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
Wait. She's already decided she can't work if she's pregnant because it's a "high risk pregnancy"?

What a lazy bitch.
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But of course she'll be stoned on weed gummies the entire time, or would be if she got pregnant. She won't because she's just making up bullshit again.
 
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"virtually abused several of her friends" -- so this confirms that punningpundit's "abusive relationship" with expanded beckyverse regular bathyspherehat (a "sapphic bi enby" who just happens to be married to a cis guy (named derek, lol)) was confined to online ERP.

so what's new with ol bathyfat, the woman whose biggest claim to fame besides being irc-abused by punningpundit is her claim that a kiwifarmer sexually assaulted her irl? well, unlike basic becky, bathyfat at least had the moral courage to ditch twitter, and is now tooting up a storm on mastodon.

i also made the mistake of looking at her abandoned tumblr, however, and came across this absolutely horrific story which may or may not be true, about her friend shooting himself right outside her door on the night he decided to move in with her!! like... wtf! Here's an archive of a dumb "transplanet" story about it.. https://web.archive.org/web/2015080...am-ehly-a-non-binary-trans-person-remembersam

...and here's an archive of her much more detailed tumblr post about it. wild stuff, setting aside of course the boring gender bullshit.
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I'm also just agog at someone announcing right before their very public job search that she'll quit as soon as she gets pregnant.

Becky may want people to call her a man, but this shit is exactly what leads to discrimination against women in tech. Imagine thinking someone should give you a job when you've announced there's a significant chance you'll leave immediately for a year or maybe forever.
 
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lindsayfan said:
"virtually abused several of her friends" -- so this confirms that punningpundit's "abusive relationship" with expanded beckyverse regular bathyspherehat (a "sapphic bi enby" who just happens to be married to a cis guy (named derek, lol)) was confined to online ERP.

so what's new with ol bathyfat, the woman whose biggest claim to fame besides being irc-abused by punningpundit is her claim that a kiwifarmer sexually assaulted her irl? well, unlike basic becky, bathyfat at least had the moral courage to ditch twitter, and is now tooting up a storm on mastodon.

i also made the mistake of looking at her abandoned tumblr, however, and came across this absolutely horrific story which may or may not be true, about her friend shooting himself right outside her door on the night he decided to move in with her!! like... wtf! Here's an archive of a dumb "transplanet" story about it.. https://web.archive.org/web/2015080...am-ehly-a-non-binary-trans-person-remembersam

...and here's an archive of her much more detailed tumblr post about it. wild stuff, setting aside of course the boring gender bullshit.
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Reminder that this is the dashing casanova that seduced Becky

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Trombonista said:
She's not quite Deathfats material yet, but as soon as she is, I will move this thread there.
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Oh bring it on. Becky The Hutt isn't merely sweet justice. My gears are spinning thinking of all the brand new avenues of glorious hagritude she'll subject us to and delightful piping hot popcorn a Blobecca saga would entail.

Maybe she'll delve fully into the Kweer Twitter she claims to hold the keys to and she'll get fat enough to let Sapphixy rock her world.
 
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