Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Provably Wrong]

Highlights from nick being at The Dick Show WATP crossover live show:

Nick sounded like his soggy cigar ruptured his throat.
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He couldn't tell a 1 minute story about a guy killing chickens without making it sexual.
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Nick projects his high school reunion fears on Karl.
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Nick's first joke on stage bombed completely.
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While Karl is playing their horrible crossover song, Nick wont stop talking and Karl has to tell him to shut up. Nick says he doesn't understand preparation.
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Nick complains about the show prep he was given for their live show.
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After how little he prepped for his own live event why would he try for someone else's.

More gay dick talk.
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And he made a hilariously original joke.
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I don't know if this guy was trolling or just a drunk fan, but I thought it was funny
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I realize this is late and gay cherry picking but this is such a shame. For a long time in my opinion (starting from the very very beginning) Nick was very quickwitted and could come up with improvized setups and quips when having a back and forth with others that could make guest streams some of the best. This is what kept me listening even if I didn't care for the subject. I could then see why some would say he should do some stand up comedy (although it wouldn't translate well to a solo set) as it felt like he had done a good amount of improv classes. The occasional drunk Nick could get out there but he mostly seemed selfaware. Turns out actually caring, psyching yourself up, being in a good place generally and and just being sober most of the time helps. It's too late to pull up now, we are at the part where he needs a complete break to get over the burnout. It has been a long time since he last said he has the best job on the planet and looked like he meant it.
edit: last sentence clarified

 

[Not Who You Think]

@CGoody564 Dude, you fucktard. I find it unreasonably funny that hardliners on both sides are accusing Null of simultaneously Nose-guarding and taking a "Big Gay Stand against Nick". You should fight Twitter is Cancer irl to decide who's right.

They overestimate Null's role in this. Nick's decisions don't seem to be impacted by feedback from Null, and Nick's reputation would be declining because, regardless of what Null says (whether someone wants it to or not), Nick's content and character have become less likable.

Null has conducted himself with integrity and restraint considering how Nick has behaved. Null spoke his mind on the matter initially with a mixture of comedy and genuine concern, hence the famous phrase "pull up", and he has provided occasional passing commentary both here in the thread and on MATI.

It would be a bit weird if Null was participating in the GSG with Nick's grifter friends, but he clearly had no interest in doing so. The only odd thing that stands out was putting the whole thread on blast for the actions of a vocal minority (notably Twitter is Cancer), though Null had already been putting up with it for a few months by then.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It could have been TiC, but I also think it's just as likely that Still-Life was reported by somebody who unironically likes Rekieta too. Either on or off Locals.

There's a damn good reason why moderators who aren't named Nick Rekieta tend to ban fedposters. And it's not because they don't sufficiently love "freeze peach." Null has banned fedposters. Somebody like Still-Life is more of an existential threat to Nick's Locals than the damn robot they keep crying about. Most of them seem quite dumb, but I wouldn't discount that one of them had a flash of intelligence and saw long-term value in Still-Life being reined in (not that it appeared to work).

Contrast this against the GSG, in which the only reason to report that is to try and fuck with Rekieta.

My take on this is that Nick has never really had to face the consequences of his own failings.

Ge went to school on his family dime and from the way he tells it, did not do much academics. His plan was to 'be a writer' with the English degree.

He got out of college and had no prospects of being a writer, so he gets married and starts a job at a financial institution connected to a church denomination. (Connection from wife's side?) During this period he claims they were 'on public asssitance', but his parents still bought him a house (and another later on).

He then decides to go to lawschool that his parents pay mostly for. While perhaps schedule intensive, it did not seem too hard. He did not even seem to be working a job during the time.

Post law school he starts up as a solo practicioner where he dicks around for a few years before getting intk streaming. He never had a big practice and i doubt that practicd brought in enough for a family of 7. Where did the money come from?

Nick's idea of poverty and struggle in life is very mild. For all the talk he has about 'knowing what it is like' Nick is just about as far from the normal life experience as many elites. He has gotten a lot of help from his family, but now he is growing to resent the support network that put him here. Maybe this explains his implosion...

It has been a long time since he last said he has the best job on the planet and looked like he meant it.

Never turn your hobby into work or go into business with friends...

 

[Sam Losco]

While I usually tend to try and abstain from such speculation, tonight I will join my fellow Farmers at the bottom of the barrel and note that Nick would probably be the kind of guy to deflect the blame onto his wife for his issues before admitting he had a problem.

Would certainly explain her transformation over the last year. Especially after hearing the shit talking he did re having kids destroying her body.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Nick's idea of poverty and struggle in life is very mild. For all the talk he has about 'knowing what it is like' Nick is just about as far from the normal life experience as many elites. He has gotten a lot of help from his family, but now he is growing to resent the support network that put him here.

For all his financial, marital, and professional hardships Nick seems to have consistently come out weaker for it. He still doesn't have a serious concept of money, his "marriage" is so successful that he has to resort to questionable tactics given to desperate couples to stave off divorce, and he's come to avoid the professional aspects of his job (even the easy stuff).

As they say, what doesn't kill you won't always make you stronger, and Nick is cultivating weakness in himself by relying on vices and embracing a more passive existence.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Never turn your hobby into work or go into business with friends...

Could not agree more with you on the business with friends. I never learned this the hard way myself, but I saw plenty of examples of even good friends knifing each other in the back for a few dollars. I'd also like to add if you have a friend that offers a product or service, don't ever consider yourself anything but a regular customer. You're not special.

Going back to Nose and the flies he attracts, did that Mandy lady ever punch her own ticket? Did Cynthia fuck off? Finally, I don't think Drex is fucking our wife because I don't see her being down for it.

 

[localsinsight919]

Did Nick stop doing shows?

I was going to ask the same thing, seems like he has fallen off the face of the earth. Surely his rumble contract stipulates he actually has to stream.

Apparently he's aiming to do a show tonight for "WTF Wednesday"

 

[Captain Manning]

They overestimate Null's role in this. Nick's decisions don't seem to be impacted by feedback from Null, and Nick's reputation would be declining because, regardless of what Null says (whether someone wants it to or not), Nick's content and character have become less likable.

And I think, in fairness, a few people over in his Locals are starting to get wise to this. This is evidenced by what we saw earlier a few of them basically saying "Look, I don't particularly like Kiwi Farms, buuuuuttt..."

Unfortunately, those more levelheaded people are going to have their opinions shouted down by the brain trust that is people like Art, CGoody, and Sally. They'll cast everything going forward as "the Farms vs. Rekieta" because it looks better to do that than admit Nick has been hemorrhaging good will independent of his former fans that post on the Farms.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's idea of poverty and struggle in life is very mild. For all the talk he has about 'knowing what it is like' Nick is just about as far from the normal life experience as many elites.

He's like a boomer version of another Nick, Nick Fuentes, from the privileged background to putting up a fake front of being trad while in fact being massively latently homosexual.

Would certainly explain her transformation over the last year. Especially after hearing the shit talking he did re having kids destroying her body.

That is pretty contemptible, shitty behavior on his part. Pump five kids into this woman and then complain that it has the natural effect. Maybe he should have put one of those little rubber things on his cock, and no, I don't mean a Balldo, those are strictly for fags.

 

[Strix454]

He got out of college and had no prospects of being a writer, so he gets married and starts a job at a financial institution connected to a church denomination. (Connection from wife's side?) During this period he claims they were 'on public asssitance', but his parents still bought him a house (and another later on).

He then decides to go to lawschool that his parents pay mostly for. While perhaps schedule intensive, it did not seem too hard. He did not even seem to be working a job during the time.

Some minor corrections/additions

When he first got out of college, he went to work in a branch of a large national retail bank (Wells Fargo). He was a bank teller. The customer service person who hands out the cash. The pay would have been rather low and he lasted about a year there.

He then likely got another customer facing job at Thrivent Financial which is affiliated with a particular church. The typical job there would be customer service related to retirement savings. Its not necessary to be a member of the church to get that particular job there. His primary qualification would have been his previous job at the bank. I assume he worked out of the branch office in Willmar MN which is close to where he lives. He lasted about three years there. I would suspect that the job also did not pay a great deal of money.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Apparently he's aiming to do a show tonight for "WTF Wednesday"

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WTF Wednesday is my least favorite bit that Nick does. I like when he reads lawsuits and shit like that. Otherwise I can get better WTF content anywhere else it is a dime a dozen.

 

[Dracula's Blood Sucker]

So It'sAGundam on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@ItsAGundam) was on Cecil Says channel last night. (Tuesday April 25th) He joins at 1:04:48.
That stream —

It'sAGundam has 746,000 subscribers. YouTube recently kicked him from the Partner Program. He talked about it on last nights stream.
Here's his video on that subject —

During last nights stream It'sAGundam is asked, "How do you do on Rumble?"
Here's that clip —

It seems Rumble is being more careful with their spending. So if Rumble is backing out on big deals like they did with It'sAGundam (1 or 2 months ago) then this evidence goes towards Nick's contract not being renewed. Or being renewed at a much lower price. I'd be shocked if they renew.
Also It'sAGundam is my spirit animal. lol

 

[Kheapathic]

Although I'm sure it doesn't need to be stated here, due to the amount of hotel doxing that seems to happen; if you're gonna do anything from a hotel, do everything you can to mask the features of the room. Bed sheets, curtains, furniture, art/decor, even wall paper, anything and everything; hotels get bulk discounts and make all rooms identical, however two hotels are rarely identical. Like someone already mentions like Sam Hyde said, bed sheets. Put a fucking plain white bedsheet up, that's about the one thing that'll be hard to trace... unless you happen to choose a hotel that's going through an odd time and the sheets aren't white.

 

[feral cat #6385]

For about a week. Not even a low-effort LOCALS stream. He did tell his fans he would be gone, but only on stream. No Twitter or community post on any SM.

I was going to ask the same thing, seems like he has fallen off the face of the earth. Surely his rumble contract stipulates he actually has to stream.

He's a social media expert. You incels wouldn't understand.

Somebody get her a carrot or an apple so I don’t have to hear that voice.

You're right. She does have a horse face. Disappointed I missed that.

There's a damn good reason why moderators who aren't named Nick Rekieta tend to ban fedposters. And it's not because they don't sufficiently love "freeze peach." Null has banned fedposters. Somebody like Still-Life is more of an existential threat to Nick's Locals than the damn robot they keep crying about. Most of them seem quite dumb, but I wouldn't discount that one of them had a flash of intelligence and saw long-term value in Still-Life being reined in (not that it appeared to work).

You would think a man who professed to get rid of anyone who negatively impacted his business would get rid of the fedposter. Clearly what he really meant was anyone who bruised his fragile ego.

Why would he when he could be using that time to HAVE HOT SEX WITH OUR WIFE WHERE HE ACTUALLY PUTS HIS PENIS IN-FUCKING-SIDE OF HER VAGINA, that is, when it's not Drex doing it.

Nah. Mr. Softy hasn't had an erection in years. His limp dick flops impotently on her mound while he weakly pounds her with the balldo.

WTF Wednesday is my least favorite bit that Nick does. I like when he reads lawsuits and shit like that. Otherwise I can get better WTF content anywhere else it is a dime a dozen.

Nothing is worse than COOM-A-LOT Fridays.

 

[Owlbear]

WTF Wednesday is my least favorite bit that Nick does. I like when he reads lawsuits and shit like that. Otherwise I can get better WTF content anywhere else it is a dime a dozen.

Nothing is worse than COOM-A-LOT Fridays.

How about both? WTF Wednesday is boring and unoriginal, and COOM Friday is so boring and dumb that it might actually be original.

 

[Captain Manning]

It seems Rumble is being more careful with their spending. So if Rumble is backing out on big deals like they did with It'sAGundam (1 or 2 months ago) then this evidence goes towards Nick's contract not being renewed. Or being renewed at a much lower price. I'd be shocked if they renew.

I think it's still early to predict what will happen with Rumble, but...

I will note if they don't want It'sAGundam (almost 750K subs on Youtube), but they wanted Rekieta (under 500K subs on Youtube), that strongly hints that they found Nick appealing because of the legal commentary. For "colorful commentary" on other issues, they could have gone with a host of other people (to include It'sAGundam).

This could potentially be BIG problem given how much Nick whines about not wanting to lawsplain anymore, and how he'd much rather talk about coooooming and other stupid shit. Which is to say, they might have expected X, but ended up with Y.

Make of that what you will.

When does his contract come up for renewal?

EDIT TO ADD:

It would appear, from this press release, that Rumble specifically picked up Rekieta because he was a legal streamer. They were looking to build a stable of legal commentators.

How he fulfills their expectations NOW is beyond me though. They may or may not be regretting that decision. Plus, in typical Nick fashion, he'd probably throw a hissy fit if they tried to steer him back towards legal commentary.

 

[Swole McPole]

I was going to ask the same thing, seems like he has fallen off the face of the earth. Surely his rumble contract stipulates he actually has to stream.

Nick seems to have the kind of contract with Rumble that Crowder was after with the Daily Wire. How much money you bring in is irrelevant. The only thing that's important is how much you get paid.

Presumably, this is a product of having pay-pigs where people just send you money for doing fuck all? Eventually, you grow entitled to it. Before you know it, you've turned into Boogie1488.

I eagerly await Nick's joining SugarDaddy.com. Because it's not cheating if you're paying for it. That's a business transaction. There's no emotional infidelity involved, so that OBVIOUSLY has no impact on your faith-based monogamous relationship.

And it's a lot safer than a Ducati.

 

[Anticipointment]

The thing I'm wondering was if it was a medically necessary surgery why wouldn't Nick just say what it was?

I dunno, women are sensitive about people knowing they had their baby maker parts yeeted. If it was something cosmetic, probably a tummy tuck or something of that sort. Nick said in the video they were “in the twin cities” when hotel was actually about 15 mins from Minneapolis (or so says google) perhaps they chose a hotel outside of the city because Ren Fest was happening & they wanted a more low key location for recovery. He also said it wasn’t a chain hotel & he was sure by the video the location would be doxed but hopefully after they had left. Well, hey, glad someone finally got around to that seven months later, ahhh ha.

This could also explain Nick's comments about how having five kids had wrecked her body. Perhaps he complained so much about her ruined old snatch that she felt obliged to take it back to the machine shop for a rebore?

People brought up how insane it was that he would not only say that, but say that in public on his live stream to thousands of viewers.

Agree he said some really crap things to say about a wife to the whole internet but was a ruined snatch included in the list of gripes? Seems like it was everything but that, which made sense to me knowing most the kids were born c-section, maybe I missed hearing it though. Really doesn’t matter either way. Something’s definitely different with her face for sure though.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It seems Rumble is being more careful with their spending. So if Rumble is backing out on big deals like they did with It'sAGundam (1 or 2 months ago) then this evidence goes towards Nick's contract not being renewed. Or being renewed at a much lower price. I'd be shocked if they renew.

Wow it's almost as if Rumble realized that wasting money on contracts for Rekieta Law or whatever the fuck "It'sAGundam" is was not a good business decision.

If Rumble has really slammed the brakes on signing mid-size YouTube creators to contracts to the extent where this guy is having to DM them on Twitter to figure out what's going on, that's probably being based on data from existing deals.

With the Crowder deal it seems to me like instead of signing tons of nobodies to small dollar deals they're pooling the money to sign a couple of massive names. That's what most companies trying to seed platform growth with exclusivity deals tend to do anyway (Spotify with their podcasts, Microsoft with Mixer, etc).

I will note if they don't want It'sAGundam (almost 750K subs on Youtube), but they wanted Rekieta (under 500K subs on Youtube), that strongly hints that they found Nick appealing because of the legal commentary. For "colorful commentary" on other issues, they could have gone with a host of other people (to include It'sAGundam).

This could potentially be BIG problem given how much Nick whines about not wanting to lawsplain anymore, and how he'd much rather talk about coooooming and other stupid shit. Which is to say, they might have expected X, but ended up with Y.

No. I don't think that's it. Rekieta in particular was likely brought in as a super chat specialist (he's been open about YouTube contacting him to try to pick his brain about how successful he was being at getting super chats) since he was pulling in $1800 a night regularly before his YT ban in October. According to the data @Potatoherder was posting he's lucky to get $300 on a good night on Rumble now.

They have Fresh and Fit on their platform, and while I have no idea whether they have a contract or watched any of it, that seems to be a non-boomer version of whatever Nick was going for. I think the bigger issue is whatever Nick's content is now, it isn't generating that much revenue for anybody involved.

They also signed DJ Akademiks (2.67M YT subscribers) and JiDion (7.01M YT subscribers) to deals this month, so I think they're just aiming higher now.

When does his contract come up for renewal?

That's an interesting question.

How about both? WTF Wednesday is boring and unoriginal, and COOM Friday is so boring and dumb that it might actually be original.

But those are still more watchable than his other shows, which are just Tim Pool knockoffs but 2 days late (since he was "dehydrated" on the day the news broke or something)

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick seems to have the kind of contract with Rumble that Crowder was after with the Daily Wire. How much money you bring in is irrelevant. The only thing that's important is how much you get paid.

I don't think we know the terms of Nick's contract.

Nick would absolutely LOVE to be paid a guaranteed amount to talk about whatever the fuck he wants. He'd (badly) justify such selfishness and laziness as FREEZE PEACH.

Thing is that Rumble is a for-profit publicly traded corporation. The PR department can wax poetic about free speech all they want, but the company expects revenue. Definitely the shareholders do.

Presumably, this is a product of having pay-pigs where people just send you money for doing fuck all? Eventually, you grow entitled to it. Before you know it, you've turned into Boogie1488.

It's more like Nick got a lot of money for doing quite a bit, and then one day he woke up and pondered the following: "Can I get the same money for not doing that stuff that made me popular, and from just being a degenerate sped that does only what *I* want?"

Probable answer: No. See Capitalism.

No. I don't think that's it. Rekieta in particular was likely brought in as a super chat specialist (he's been open about YouTube contacting him to try to pick his brain about how successful he was being at getting super chats) since he was pulling in $1800 a night regularly before his YT ban in October. According to the data @Potatoherder was posting he's lucky to get $300 on a good night on Rumble now.

Well, if you read the press release I posted, they specifically emphasized he's a legal commentator. They didn't call him a superchat specialist, or even mention how much money he was bringing in through Youtube. They emphasized the fact he got a lot of views on his videos about Depp and Rittenhouse.

Either way, he sucks at both now. I struggle to think of a single data-point concerning Nick that makes him appealing. Ostensibly, how much he gets made fun of on a certain fruit farming website isn't one that would be considered by Rumble.