DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[hector85]

hes either legit worried or this was all part of his plan to get back on twitch. either way something is making this ghoul "work" on his day off and that leads me to think theres something actually going on.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Couldn't Phil use the Youtube editor to simply clip out that intro? It would probably take all day to do it for all 200+ videos but it would be better than just deleting all of them, right?

Yeah he could but this is what happens when you throw up fuckin slop everyday of doing the same regurgitated nonsense on the daily.

Fuck when you really take a step back after being in the vortex for so long, you realize the insanity of it all.

Daily schedule autism and coping prestreams followed by even more residual segments and videos of the same shit.

DAILY.

Also maybe you shouldn't accept these garbage intros and fanmade shit because this has happened before. Dude never learns.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

dood, that means he would have to touch a mouse for more than .2347 nanoseconds
that means his hands will cramp and bleed and pus
HE WOULD LITERALLY DIE

also
View attachment 5089579

"Guess what guys? Twitch called me on the phone last night and finally apologized! What are the odds? Such great timing!"

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I really want to think whoever makes these thumbnails legit thought Steven Seagal was DSP but that is way too funny to be true

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Can someone on the "this is a fake REEEEEmergency" please, for the love of god, explain to me what about DSP getting DMCA strikes triggers their incredulity?

Well, he’s a liar.

 

[LieLieFyre]

My theory is that he remembers how much cash he got on twitch and hopes going back will somehow return that level of income. A sad attempt to gain some money and he will probably lose even more with this move.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

If Phil is indeed thinking of heading back to Twitch, what sort of pignosis and gaslighting are we going to get to justify going back to a service THAT NEVER APOLOGIZED TO PHIL?

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

the chaotic evil smart thing that he could do is the following:
>be DSP
>know that retards follow you everywhere
>"build" a community in twitch
>reach a comfy peak
>"ruin" you are self
>jump to yt
>drama
>"I tried to build this community and they try to ruin me"
>help me build this community
>reach a comfy peak
>"ruin" you are self
>jump to twitch
>goto step 3
????
>drama & profit

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

My theory is that he remembers how much cash he got on twitch and hopes going back will somehow return that level of income. A sad attempt to gain some money and he will probably lose even more with this move.

If history serves right we know there will be a couple of these incel faggots who'd fight eachother irl to be the ones to get the first alerts on Piggys stream for their donations. Gonna make my prediction this buttersoft bitch polack will rake in at least 400 on the first return to twitch stream.

 

[myone]

Well, he’s a liar.

Ah of course, therefore we can conclude that he's not actually bankrupt, is hiding a money pile somewhere, has a escort on the side, goes to the zoo regularly with his wife on their day off and pays his taxes regularly and on time.

Sounds reasonable to me.

You can't just assume that a habitual/pathological liar lies all the time. If would be incredibly easy to deal with people like DSP that way. What makes them so difficult is that they lie for no apparent reason, without any motive and at random times.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

If Phil is indeed thinking of heading back to Twitch, what sort of pignosis and gaslighting are we going to get to justify going back to a service THAT NEVER APOLOGIZED TO PHIL?

They contacted him behind the scenes and said that they heard what happened to him on Youtube and were really sorry about it and they deeply apahlagized for the way he was mistreated on their platform.

 

[Balr0g]

If he really goes back to Twitch and manages to become a partner I can't wait for Departnering 2 Gouty Boogaloo. Remember there are rules that Twitch partners can't insult each other. Well guess who is a Twitch partner: Tevin. I think Ann1337 is also one. Hoo boy Phil will be walking on very thin ice. Also why now? He has the same membership numbers as he had on Twitch (over 2 channels) and he seems to make good money (yesterday he made nearly 300$ in tips alone) And I highly doubt he gets the same favorable deal he had before. Maybe DSPGaming is really close to death. Imagine that: on his 15th year of Youtube he gets shitcanned by the ghosts he called

 

[Corpun]

Is Phil going to upgrade to The Level 2 Pahdcahst now that he has cleared Level 1?

 

[Fapcop]

Is Phil going to upgrade to The Level 2 Pahdcahst now that he has cleared Level 1?

The best thing for Phil would probably be to retire from YouTube.

Sell the Wahkahndo, and move to a cheap state. Between the hundreds of dollars of residual YouTube payments his 15 year streak will get him, and being an Uber driver or whatever, he will be alright.

 

[JamFlowMan]

If Phil is indeed thinking of heading back to Twitch, what sort of pignosis and gaslighting are we going to get to justify going back to a service THAT NEVER APOLOGIZED TO PHIL?

The same when he moved back to Twitch from Youtube and when he moved back to Youtube from Twitch. None.

Twitch will become great Youtube will always have been shit with no explanation.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

"There is quite literally no such thing" as having a reliable, good paying job in Phil's world. Is he also saying that his wife Khet works a shit job that has no guarantees?

Also, despite other YouTubers being able to balance working a normal job and posting and editing their videos on their channels, the very notion of considering going down this path is people "fooling themselves into a false sense of security".

Fucking cunt.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

View attachment 5089896
"There is quite literally no such thing" as having a reliable, good paying job in Phil's world. Is he also saying that his wife Khet works a shit job that has no guarantees?

Also, despite other YouTubers being able to balance working a normal job and posting and editing their videos on their channels, the very notion of considering going down this path is people "fooling themselves into a false sense of security".

Fucking cunt.

The job market is very much a "false sense of security" for phil because there is no way he can hold down a normal job. He would be fired for either pure incompetence or for being an absolute cunt to someone.

 

[Corpun]

View attachment 5089896
"There is quite literally no such thing" as having a reliable, good paying job in Phil's world. Is he also saying that his wife Khet works a shit job that has no guarantees?

Also, despite other YouTubers being able to balance working a normal job and posting and editing their videos on their channels, the very notion of considering going down this path is people "fooling themselves into a false sense of security".

Fucking cunt.

DSP's only experience with real jobs and job security is being laid off as useless HR during the 2008 Financial Crisis. I'm sure there were other circumstances that led to his firing but this tard really overvalues his importance to whatever Sikorsky satellite company he was employed in.

Phil, in general, you will have a secure job if you show up on time, aren't a piece of shit at work, and actually do your fucking job. It's only if you don't do the bare fucking minimum and there isn't a financial crisis going on that job security is nonexistant.

 

[We Are The Witches]

He is getting a bunch of new follows on Twitch (just simple followers), I think he's at 100282 now or some minutes ago.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Phil, in general, you will have a secure job if you show up on time

He's working from home now and can't even manage this, so that's a no.

aren't a piece of shit at work

That is a big no.

and actually do your fucking job

Again I don't see this even being a possebility.