Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Terfatron]

Ralphabros...

 

[Bepis]

Ralph has changed Meigh's Twitter display name to show the fact that she snaked on him
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They're also no longer following each other on Twitter, they still were last night.

 

[DieGrunMundM]

this whole thing is fake and gay. It's so obviously a work it's even beyond gay. The thing took hormones, cut it's genitals off changed pronouns and killed itself. It's fake and trans and y'all should be ashamed of believing it.

Every time he feels slighted he goes nuclear. He can't have a nice parting of ways with anyone.

 

[Max Free]

A horse is a horse, of course of course, and no one can marry a horse, of course, until its a whore who's only a chore, in which case she files for divorce, of course of course.

 

[NicoFountaine]

- living in Mexico wasn’t the fun adventure she thought it would be.

Her life was devoted to him to the point he said or implied she didn't talk to anyone he didn't want her to; which basically means no one since Ralph has no real friends. Either here, Merida or Timbuktu it was the shame shit. she was a caged animal

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

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They're also no longer following each other on Twitter, they still were last night.

Guaranteed he blocked her.

she didn't talk to anyone he didn't want her to;

it was also confirmed he had 100% access to her devices so she couldn't even talk to her family in private.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

this whole thing is fake and gay. It's so obviously a work it's even beyond gay. The thing took hormones, cut it's genitals off changed pronouns and killed itself. It's fake and trans and y'all should be ashamed of believing it.

Every time he feels slighted he goes nuclear. He can't have a nice parting of ways with anyone.

There is precedence for Ralph leaving relationships and being cordial for a time before losing his shit about some minor offense and going full ragepig on them.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

There is precedence for Ralph leaving relationships and being cordial for a time before losing his shit about some minor offense and going full ragepig on them.

Glad I'm not the only one who speculated this idea.

 

[Got Milk!]

Ralph is too much of a narcissist to actually pull a trigger, but he might have a xanny "accident"

His Xanax will have a consent accident with his respiratory system.

 

[TardC0rPs77]

"Jerry, my bish rode off with my little bish!"

 

[Anomalous Coward]

this whole thing is fake and gay. It's so obviously a work it's even beyond gay. The thing took hormones, cut it's genitals off changed pronouns and killed itself. It's fake and trans and y'all should be ashamed of believing it.

Every time he feels slighted he goes nuclear. He can't have a nice parting of ways with anyone.

I thought so too, but there's no reason for Ralph to be humiliating himself online today like he has been if this is a work.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

I have a thought: if Meigh left Ralph, will Ralph still reside in México, alone, or will he decide to move in with Dick Molesterson in California since he’s too broke to afford his own place?

 

[Insanely Retarded]

What a weird fucking stream, started watching the replay and ended up making a summary of the whole thing. It's bizarre beyond words, lots of "I don't care" "I don't give a fuck" "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?", typical Ralph coping, seething, etc.

• It starts with a few mins of his obnoxious music. I skip forward a few mins and he seems to be begging some woman (Britney? The one from PP?) to come over because "he's basically divorced now" and swears to God that he's "gonna suck on that titty". He shows how he would have sex with her.
• Ralph makes reference to being single and alone in LA and the degeneracy that will entail. I hope all parents in California lock their mentally ill teenage daughters up this week.
• Ralph is pretty wasted and it gets progressively worse throughout the stream
• The first few mins seem to be dedicated to attacking the horse's family and at the first encouragement from a superchat (I believe the only one he got) he starts calling her a cunt, bitch, horse, etc.
• Ralph steps away while goodbye horses plays (from the superchat) and comes back (with bottles in hand) saying that he almost fell down the stairs.
• It looks like Ralph now has a weird twitching left eye tick. For anyone that can clip it it's most visible at around 22:50-22:58 on the cozy replay, but it happens a few more times throughout the stream and at least once more before he puts sunglasses back on. Is that why he wears the sunglasses? Or is it just brain damage from the xanax abuse?
• He goes on a weird tangent about NP2, Dax, Metokur, Null and Rekieta for no reason at all. Seems to regret fighting with Rekieta? Or at least regret what that cost him.
• He jumps from Rekieta to talking about his court cases which gives us this fantastic gem (when talking about the revenge porn) "By the way I was not the one who mass released it, it was the other guy, he did that".
• Starts talking about Faith, how unfair it all is, but it's all done in a completely incoherent manner that unless you're aware about everything going on with Ralph, none of it will make any sense.
• He eventually says "I don't give a fuck momma" while talking about the court cases/Vickers/Faith. It does seem like he has more brain damage than previously thought.
• He starts saying "I'm (insert character name)" and names 3 characters. Chat seems confused (as was I) but Ralph clarifies that these are soap opera (young and restless, days of our lives and general hospital) villains. Ralph is such a fucking pathetic freak
• Every time he tries to read something on screen his left eye sort of closes/twitches in a really weird way (around 31:35).
• Now whining about the federal government. He catches himself before revealing something (?) that makes him hate the government. "I would hope that wouldn't be necessary to my boss against the federal government". Maybe he's saying something else but it sounds like boss and makes zero sense.
• Technical problems, starts bitching about OBS. He wants someone to develop an alternative and offers to throw in one thousand dollars but "can't throw anything more than that".
• More tech issues.
• Coping about not being broke. "I'm so sick about... I shouldn't say it'll make me look like a simp. Fuck a bitch".
• Wants to go see the only thing that loves him, his cat.
• "It doesn't bother me at all" in reference to clips of him on KC, obviously upset.
• "My wife wants to reconcile" "I'm not inclined to and she might not be either after hearing this". The horse swindling Harry confirmed?
• "I can have any bitch whispering into this microphone"
• "It's hard but not surprising because I'm not going back to America" Horse left because she couldn't stand Mexico? Ralph says he suggested Reno but he's not going back to the US
• Slurring gets worse and worse left eye completely closed by this point.
• Starts arguing with someone calling them a faggot and telling them to call him on the phone.
• Horse loves AF and everything about it.
• "What do you all want me to cry?"
• Apparently talking about the horse "she won't get on the broadcast because she doesn't have the confidence to speak like a real woman would... on the broadcast" "and she's gonna take that personally, and that's good cause I want her to take it personally".
• "Every link is at her disposal to speak against me"
• "I swear to God it's not a work... I wish it was a work" suddenly starts talking about "I still own that property" it seems like this was part of the rift between him and the horse, something about the crackshack his Ronnie left him?
• "I'm not against donating it to some trans clinic" referring to the "property".
• "GIVE ME SOME MONEY YOU CAN BUY IT I DON'T CARE"
• "I don't have hundreds of thousands of dollars to hold out against these crazy people. Just let them take it on tranny grounds" Is he losing the property because of taxes or something? lol
• Ah it seems to be about Ronnie's crackshack. He admits you wouldn't be able to rent it out and he doesn't want to.
• Now he says "they literally cannot take that land from me" when he said a few mins they could. "They wish they could"
• "I HAVE LAND IN LOUSIANNA, I HAVE LAND IN ARKANSAS, YOU UNDERSTAND!!" "YOU DON'T MEAN SHIT TO ME" who the fuck is he arguing with at this point? It goes back and forth between the horse, Vickers, Harry, alogs and probably someone else as well.
• Ahhhhhhhhh he's fighting with the Ralph family/his uncle apparently. He specifically names them. Uh-mazing.
• He's gonna build a church on that land to spite his family. "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"
• Back to the horse? "I GOT MONEY BITCH SORRY WHORE"
• "We have to get the money out there for tomorrow" making zero sense.
• Now whining about Milo and accusing someone in chat of being him.
• He wants Milo to come meet him face to face "Milo versus Ralph".
• "I only fuck with the big titty 18 year old bitches.. yeah I knock them up so?"
• Again referring to Faith "there weren't a lot of people out here ready to impregnate her fat pussy... that's not on me"
• "now I didn't procreate perfectly and that's true and I'll take that, and I'll take that from Nick"
• Immediately clarifies he's not trying to fight with his boss, claims Fuentes saved his life and career and he would never fight with Fuentes (basically same things he said about Metokur for years before finally snapping)
• "Nick saved my life" x4
• "BUT.... I will say... OK?... They... they took the serum, they knew the deal... it was Ralphamale, and... first off the whole thing with Nick too, they knew.. they knew that was Nick, right? Like oh he can't say this or he can't say that" Incredible, I'm truly amazed at how fucked his brain is.
• "Not only have we not been caught off guard, we've been the guard, we've been the ones monitoring this the whole entire time"
• "Now was I gonna bring everybody back? Probably not" Who is he even talking about??? There is no one to bring back Ralph.
• He refuses to say gunt guard and tries "Ralph guard" and "alpha guard"
• He looks like he's about to pass out and never wake up, both eyes are almost gone now but the left one is now sort of droopy
• He can barely get the words out and you can see how the sentences disappear from his brain while he's trying to finish them
• Rambling about the responsibility of carrying the show, people who don't like him, him saying "y'know" a lot but nothing of substance
• Apparently has technical issues on one of the platforms "I'm not trying to offend anybody I have my own locals and maybe you would be included in that?" This doesn't make more sense if you watch what was said before
• Suddenly: "You know I'm glad... I hate you by the way, I really hate you cause you dishonest... ummmm.... PORTRAIT MAKER.. you really dishonest but you can still be honest in moments like this"
• I guess it was someone in chat? "I didn't ban him because he is the only thing chronicling this whole fucking thing"
• "Tell him, don't make me tell him, cause you're uhh... you're biased towards Jesse" is he talking about PodAwful?
• The last few minutes are completely incoherent rambling, still whining about Jesse, lots of "I don't care/give a shit"
• More weird left eye twitching, screen goes dark and comes back, apparently Ralph was trying to check Jesse's website but can't because OBS is too hard for him.
• Stream ends suddenly

TL;DR: The most interesting points:

1. Ralph claims the horse wants to get back together but he doesn't, he will probably do things in the coming days to ensure it doesn't happen
2. A big part of the "breakup" seems to be the horse can't stand Mexico anymore but Ralph refuses to go back to America
3. He seems to be fighting with his family over one of the properties his Ronnie gave him
4. Harry should really be careful, even if this is real, it seems that the horse will probably take the first opportunity to swindle him for Ralph

There are probably some good clips in this, hopefully someone else can get them because he is so fucked (I honestly doubt he can heal the damage he's done at this point), but a lot of it is dead air, mumbling, incoherent rambling and typical Ralph "YOU UNDERSTAND" type coping.

Also, I really wonder how Dax puts up with this shit, can you imagine having this guy at your house for close to a week? He does seem to just be adding fuel to the fire instead of helping his "friend".

 

[Escalating Violence]

- Ralph’s increasing weight to the point of being physically repulsive..

Jesus, Gunty is so rotund more than ever. The Gunt has even started expanding to his sides!

 

[Anonanon]

this whole thing is fake and gay. It's so obviously a work it's even beyond gay. The thing took hormones, cut it's genitals off changed pronouns and killed itself. It's fake and trans and y'all should be ashamed of believing it.

Every time he feels slighted he goes nuclear. He can't have a nice parting of ways with anyone.

I'm doubling down as well if for no other reason then I think it would be the funniest outcome if the RALPHAbrain outfoxed his hatyerrs and alogs again with the same damn bit.

Wild card outcome for everyone: wHorse fakes a DV incident on Harry ,but shocks Ralph and the world when she just keeps the money and splits causing untold hollerin'.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Gonna post a series of observations, facts, funnies, and insanities.

-I told you guys the other day, cosmic justice. Ralph gets a W and immediately gets 10-50 L's.
-It looks like the Mexicans hired to look after the horse left the barn door open.
-If Harry were smart, he'd turn his back on Meigh and let her suffer for turning against her family, but he won't.
-Pantsu probably wouldn't go after child support, but Harry will force her to.
-I doubt Ralph was smart enough to get a prenup, but then again, where did the money go?
-There's a reason why every year for Guntmas, I wish it could be Guntmas everyday, where the xannies are popping and the horses are all named May-ay. The reason for that is so everyone can join in on the Guntmas spirit all year round.
-There's 2 routes Ralph takes now, he'll take the ultimate maker's and xanny route and really start abusing drugs. Or he won't have to use drugs anymore since the horse won't be nagging him and the guntling won't be crying.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Ralph gets a W in court but a fat L with his horse.

Like Poatry

 

[AnOminous]

I thought so too, but there's no reason for Ralph to be humiliating himself online today like he has been if this is a work.

Why would Harry go along with it?

-There's 2 routes Ralph takes now, he'll take the ultimate maker's and xanny route and really start abusing drugs. Or he won't have to use drugs anymore since the horse won't be nagging him and the guntling won't be crying.

Drug addicts don't do drugs because they're under stress. They do drugs because they're drug addicts and then they blame everything but their own degeneracy for their behavior.

 

[Leftists=Pedophiles]

Can we get an arc of Meigh hooking up with Maddox just to make this thing full circle? It would make perfect sense to spite both ralph and his ball-washer.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

…and really start abusing drugs. Or he won't have to use drugs anymore since the horse won't be nagging him and the guntling won't be crying.

Really start abusing drugs…LMAO, where have you been for the last six months?

Do you really believe Ralph’s crippling addictions are the result of nagging or anyone but himself?