Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[Optimus Prime]

Multiple people, some in this thread, have stated that someone is convincing Chris that that wound is a vagina, so no, I disagree, someone is forcing him to think this way. This isn't a responsible adult, this is an autistic man with very little mental capacity, someone is very capable of influencing him into believing this total bullshit.

Chris thought getting a taint piercing meant getting an artificial substitute for a vag. He also thinks he is an attractive woman with the appearance of Sailor Mercury or something.

So something growing out of his crotch 'naturally' that could possibly be a vag simply is classified as one to Chris. Nobody - not even the weens - ever actually supports anything Chris claims to be actual feminine development on his body. Even those who buy his bullshit about being a woman are absolutely against him not seeing a fucking doctor over this.

He's really committing to this girl thing.

Honestly thought he'd give up on it by now.

I think it's honestly all he's got.

 

[MrTroll]

He's really committing to this girl thing.

Honestly thought he'd give up on it by now.

Barb and Bob probably thought he'd have given up on that Sonic the Hedgehog thing by 1995 or so.

 

[ZE 021]

Chris thought getting a taint piercing meant getting an artificial substitute for a vag. He also thinks he is an attractive woman with the appearance of Sailor Mercury or something.

So something growing out of his crotch 'naturally' that could possibly be a vag simply is classified as one to Chris. Nobody - not even the weens - ever actually supports anything Chris claims to be actual feminine development on his body. Even those who buy his bullshit about being a woman are absolutely against him not seeing a fucking doctor over this.

Judging by the amount of edgelords in this thread who are actively enjoying the fact that Chris could literally die as a result of this stupid shit, I beg to differ.

 

[4Macie]

Spoiler: evolution

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This just further shows that:
1) this is because of the old taint piercing (so that's confirmed)
2) his buttcrack has literally merged with the wound and now Chris has a longer buttcrack then most.

 

[Aiyane]

Chris either deleted the posts or put them on private. Either or, they are gone from the public eye.

Edit: Direct links still work.

 

[Bgheff]

Multiple people, some in this thread, have stated that someone is convincing Chris that that wound is a vagina, so no, I disagree, someone is forcing him to think this way. This isn't a responsible adult, this is an autistic man with very little mental capacity, someone is very capable of influencing him into believing this total bullshit.

Just because people think a ween is behind it doesn't mean there is. People also think a troll was behind the tomgirl thing too.

Chris has been wishing for a vag to magically form for like 2 years. I don't see how it's shocking that a retarded man who believes he has magic powers and wants a magically grown vagina actually believes he has one now. This looks like all Chris to me. It's a dream come true to him.

 

[Bragorboats]

If only the wound was in another part of his body, he might have just gotten it taken care of instead of believing it's a fucking vagina

QFT. We all know how steadfast Chris is in his beliefs, there's a good chance the more you tell him it's an open wound, the more he'll dig his heels in. Are we approaching something of an endgame for Chris? When he finally goes to the doctor with pain/collapses, the doctor will ask why he didn't come in sooner. If Chris' answer is "I was cultivating a vagina" then the doctor needs to have a word with him and possibly get him help.

 

[Rogowski]

This is the funniest thread I've read in months and it has little to nothing to do with Chris' rotting vagina.

 

[Strelok]

But does this technically mean Chris again is more of a woman than ADF?

 

[Optimus Prime]

Judging by the amount of edgelords in this thread who are actively enjoying the fact that Chris could literally die as a result of this stupid shit, I beg to differ.

That's par for the course on the farms - every time some more-than-minor medical incident occurs, people talk about the pros involved with how Chris would die from it.

Plus, Chris never actually reads the farms - he only reacts to direct contact and right now everybody on that front is telling him to cut the shit and see a fucking doctor.

But does this technically mean Chris again is more of a woman than ADF?

He's always been more of a woman than ADF - potatoes don't have genders.

 

[Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4]

You know I couldn't imagine what it would feel like to be Cole Smithey. He's trying to have a legit career as a film critic but his family haunts him. They're internet famous for being nutcases. How would you feel if your brother did this shit on the internet?

"WE NEVER HEAR FROM THAT BAST*RD" - Quoted, Christine Weston Chandler

His family haunts him so much he gave Toy Story 3 a negative review

 

[MrTroll]

You know I couldn't imagine what it would feel like to be Cole Smithey. He's trying to have a legit career as a film critic but his family haunts him. They're internet famous for being nutcases. How would you feel if your brother did this shit on the internet?

"WE NEVER HEAR FROM THAT BASTARD" - Quoted, Christine Weston Chandler

It's definitely cost Cole dozens of Twitter and Youtube followers over the years, I'm sure.

 

[Strelok]

You know I couldn't imagine what it would feel like to be Cole Smithey. He's trying to have a legit career as a film critic but his family haunts him. They're internet famous for being nutcases. How would you feel if your brother did this shit on the internet?

"WE NEVER HEAR FROM THAT BAST*RD" - Quoted, Christine Weston Chandler

He'd have to ask his wife what to think I'd assume. After all she's the breadwinner.

 

[ZE 021]

Just because people think a ween is behind it doesn't mean there is. People also think a troll was behind the tomgirl thing too.

Chris has been wishing for a vag to magically form for like 2 years. I don't see how it's shocking that a exceptional man who believes he has magic powers and wants a magically grown vagina actually believes he has one now. This looks like all Chris to me. It's a dream come true to him.

In the end of the day, you're right, I can't argue with that. It's very possible that he genuinely believes that it's a vagina and his autism just can't let him see past that belief. When I asked "whoever it is" to stop, it was in the hopes that someone is actively feeding Chris this garbage.

Honestly, as sad as it is, if there is some ween pulling the strings, that's the better alternative, cause if that's the case then there's at least SOME chance of convincing Chris to drop this shit. If it all came from his autism, then, sad as it is to say, he's probably fucked.

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

WHAT THE FUCK
CHRIS NO
STAHP

 

[Mason Verger]

Guys, guys, guys.. You can all relax. He got his official woman card. His vag story checks out. Now I just feel silly..

 

[Apocalypso]

If Chris does feel any pain from this it still won't raise any red flags for him. He'll assume the pain and bleeding is just him having his first period as a true and honest woman.

New Christine motto:

"No pain no gain!"

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris either deleted the posts or put them on private. Either or, they are gone from the public eye.

The direct links still work.

https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1107426912685120
https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1107518442675967

 

[Memories Of A Lumberjack]

Cumming this summer!!!

Spoiler

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Could someone call 911 on his house and say that there's a mentally handicapped man who sick and in danger and doesn't know it? I would feel really bad if chris died from this.

This is seriously a fucking stupid idea. Do NOT call 911 for a tranny with an infection. Emergency Services does not need to be tied up for autistic weening. Not to mention it's a fucking felony to crank call 911.

I agree. There are real people who need emergency medical attention, it shouldn't be wasted on trannies.

Trust me when I say they respond to much, much dumber things and this is actually something they would respond to. I just don't care enough to call.

I'm the person who responds to those type of calls. It isn't a big deal, wellness calls are easy. They wouldn't send paramedics and the people checking up generally spend barely anytime responding to calls and generally enjoy it when the do get a call. So if they did do a wellness check it wouldnt actually be taking care away from anyone who needs it. Even ambulances work on priority bases and would go there based on the type of call when they had nothing else to do. Not only that but EMT's get paid based on calls in a lot of areas, so more calls can be a good thing.

After all of that, still don't call. They wouldn't legally be able to do a full body search, and Chris would never freely show them. Even if he did, he wouldn't believe them if they said he needed medical attention, and people are free to deny medical intervention.