🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[MadStan]

Personally, given his emotional and financial state right now I think him doing a livestream showing us gun safety and how to load and unload guns (and checking the chamber) would be entertaining and bring in a real good crowd. "Guns and Gunts".

This is of course just a warm up for when he does venomous snake handling, "Snakes that sneed".

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The real depression is going to hit when he's on the flight back to Mexico. He's currently got 10+ mG of Xanax in his system and at least an entire handle of 101 proof bourban and he's at his edaddies house. I wonder if he'll try to stay there longer leeching off of dick fagterson. He has nothing back in Mexico but a room filled with garbage.

Might as well stay in LA. Mexicans have surely looted the guntshack dry by now with the guardhorse gone.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The real depression is going to hit when he's on the flight back to Mexico. He's currently got 10+ mG of Xanax in his system and at least an entire handle of 101 proof bourban and he's at his edaddies house. I wonder if he'll try to stay there longer leeching off of dick fagterson. He has nothing back in Mexico but a room filled with garbage.

Dats nawt truuuu

There’s 2 cats in that trash heap too

 

[Anomalous Coward]

Dick is a genius for making sure this went down on his watch, now we see why he keeps Ralph around. He's a court jester

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

Might as well stay in LA. Mexicans have surely looted the guntshack dry by now with the guardhorse gone.

Lets be real. Short of the odd xannie lying around and maybe some booze, what is actually in there that would be worth anything

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Lets be real. Short of the odd xannie lying around and maybe some booze, what is actually in there that would be worth anything

Rozie's Mexican toys from the paypigs.

 

[Freeman]

He was so incoherent he reminded me of the little backwards talking fella from Twin Peaks.

 

[cheese burger69]

High Definition Pillstream Archive:

HDPILLSTREAM : Ethan Oliver Ralph : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Another all-time pillstream from Ethan, allegedly after a divorce with his horse.

archive.org

So much for sober spring

Stills and gifs!

Spoiler: Massive Gif Boofer Zone

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Spoiler: Notes:

Ethan, in this stream, argued with imaginary people. Every time he went silent for ~10 seconds, he would switch the imaginary person he was hollering at. So far we've deduced he was talking to:
Imaginary May (Talking about money and land)
Imaginary Jesse Pod Awful (Outright referring to him)
Imaginary PPP (Talking directly to Kino Casino)
Imaginary Dick (Talking about NP2 and "Johm Potter" )

This behavior is not new, and he does this when alone too, the same pattern is exhibited in the hotmic audio (which I have yet to finalize the transcript and mp3 clipping of due to content overload, sorry).
Also note that his ring has been missing since court, it's possible he takes it off 1) When his allergies act up. 2) When he gets in a fight with Meigh.

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Awoo!

< I want to see the only thing that really loves me in this world...

Spoiler: Miscellaneous Clip "Niggertologist Sword"

Thanks to Cringemomma for the only archive of this stream, and thanks to Eyeguy for finding CM's snipe channel for me on Kick.

 

[Truly Rural]

Prove it (that you cronies mean anything to me?)

 

[LanternsNSongs]

I even feel a bit bad saying this but if Ralph blew his brain during the "Goodbye Horses" part this would be the most Kino stream ever. Not just in the sektur or IBS or whatever. It would be the best in the history of streaming.

 

[Rogue AI]

I hope Ralph goes back to Mexico soon. I want to see how wild the pillstreams get if there are no tard wranglers around.

 

[L'Jarius Sneed]

Gonna have "Goodbye Horses" stuck in my head for a while. Banger.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

I better not wake up the next day and seeing Ralph death being comfirmed in the front page.

 

[Jump]

I really hope Dax put his guns on a tall shelf so Ralph can’t get to them.

Sorry fren.

Dick's 12 gauge ticket to paradise is peaking out from behind the green screen right in piggy reach.

 

[Hokuriku]

Gonna have "Goodbye Horses" stuck in my head for a while. Banger.

Wonder how many Mexican hookers he'll have to flay to stitch together a dress that will fit him

 

[MadStan]

Awww, Ralph, your cat might be closer than you think!

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Of my list of things I expected to see in 2023, Ethan Ralph singing along to "Goodbye Horses" to celebrate Meigh leaving him was definitely not one of them.

If he pulls a Ronnie McNutt when he gets back to Mexico, it'd probably be the best lolcow finale of all time.

 

[make_it_so]

It's been pointed out elsewhere that it's Meigh's paypal and bank accounts that his stream donations go to, and from which he pays for everything. With her gone, he has no way to collect or spend income.

He very well may end it all soon, because he's quite literally lost everything.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

I watched the video on the main page...

I don't want to drink or do drugs anymore.

 

[free_protons4u]

I couldn’t post last night because this site was giving me errors, but I feel like this is almost definitely NOT a work. His breakup/divorce with Nora and Faith all ended this way, with it seemingly like it’s all good in the hood until it wasn’t.

What we need is - please deity - we need Ralph to survive for at least a month. And then we get the dirt on Amanda. We get the details of her lolicon, the sex tape (someone else can watch), all the awful stuff. And, unlike Faith, I think Amanda will fight back.

He’s going back to Mexico. He doesn’t clean up after himself so soon he’ll have a bug infestation. There’s no one to feed him. I doubt he’s capable of doing it himself. There’s no one to end streams when he passes out. He’s almost certainly on death’s door, but we really need him to release the dirt first.

By the way, didn’t he get banned from AirBNB? Are they renting under her account? Ruh roh!