- Joined
- Jul 4, 2022
Watched most of the "call in" stream last night and had the rest on as background noise today. Its tough.
The earlier streams from yesterday I tuned out of pretty quickly. Same for the Fuentes/Ali Alexander stream. This nigger turns up a day late and a dollar short, looking like an Ali Express Richard Stilgoe, dropping takes so cold they make Walt Disney's head shiver. This latest Godwinson arc has reached the point where its like the 6th season of Lost.
So, the "call in" session.
Mormon Shaggy vs Elaine? Don't care. Shaggy, even when he is at his most lucid, makes you want to put a gun to your mouth. If I want barely coherent pub wisdom I'll just go to the pub. At least he's on borrowed time. As for Elaine? Take away the fact that her voice is dentist's drill ASMR; she's a woman on the internet. Opinion discarded.
Godwinson vs Daimyo Film 2023? Hipster wankfest. Book a hotel room, listen to Mark Kermode through a pair of shared headphones and indulge in some mutual autoerotic asphyxiation (hopefully with the Michael Hutchence ending).
Gahoole and Perspicacity on the same call was like two charisma black holes colliding. It should have been narrated by Carl Sagan.
A nigger with a voicechanger. In the year of our Lord 2023? This guy must be buried in clunge on a daily basis.
We have an hour so of the Mr Metokur Never Noticed Me Support Group. Put this segment on x1.5 speed and imagine them sounding an octave higher for the authentic gossiping fishwife experience.
PPP lore segment. The one saving grace of the entire stream. There were some good killshots in here that could have been delivered in Godwinson's earlier videos for better effect. Alas.
Sargon, CRP and Gamergate reminiscing segment. Some high points like Coach's prostitute video and bonus Sargon lore from Godwinson infiltrating the pub, but apart from that it was just digging up more corpses for their annual flogging.
I tapped out 20 minutes before the end when he started talking to chat. He's surrounded himself with some of the worst the internet has to offer this time around. I could only handle the heady concoction of shit takes and "notice me Adam" for so long.
This season has run its course. Adam, I think it might be time for the annual DFE.
The earlier streams from yesterday I tuned out of pretty quickly. Same for the Fuentes/Ali Alexander stream. This nigger turns up a day late and a dollar short, looking like an Ali Express Richard Stilgoe, dropping takes so cold they make Walt Disney's head shiver. This latest Godwinson arc has reached the point where its like the 6th season of Lost.
So, the "call in" session.
Mormon Shaggy vs Elaine? Don't care. Shaggy, even when he is at his most lucid, makes you want to put a gun to your mouth. If I want barely coherent pub wisdom I'll just go to the pub. At least he's on borrowed time. As for Elaine? Take away the fact that her voice is dentist's drill ASMR; she's a woman on the internet. Opinion discarded.
Godwinson vs Daimyo Film 2023? Hipster wankfest. Book a hotel room, listen to Mark Kermode through a pair of shared headphones and indulge in some mutual autoerotic asphyxiation (hopefully with the Michael Hutchence ending).
Gahoole and Perspicacity on the same call was like two charisma black holes colliding. It should have been narrated by Carl Sagan.
A nigger with a voicechanger. In the year of our Lord 2023? This guy must be buried in clunge on a daily basis.
We have an hour so of the Mr Metokur Never Noticed Me Support Group. Put this segment on x1.5 speed and imagine them sounding an octave higher for the authentic gossiping fishwife experience.
PPP lore segment. The one saving grace of the entire stream. There were some good killshots in here that could have been delivered in Godwinson's earlier videos for better effect. Alas.
Sargon, CRP and Gamergate reminiscing segment. Some high points like Coach's prostitute video and bonus Sargon lore from Godwinson infiltrating the pub, but apart from that it was just digging up more corpses for their annual flogging.
I tapped out 20 minutes before the end when he started talking to chat. He's surrounded himself with some of the worst the internet has to offer this time around. I could only handle the heady concoction of shit takes and "notice me Adam" for so long.
This season has run its course. Adam, I think it might be time for the annual DFE.