Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4 said:
You know I couldn't imagine what it would feel like to be Cole Smithey. He's trying to have a legit career as a film critic but his family haunts him. They're internet famous for being nutcases. How would you feel if your brother did this shit on the internet?

"WE NEVER HEAR FROM THAT BAST*RD" - Quoted, Christine Weston Chandler

His family haunts him so much he gave Toy Story 3 a negative review
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Coles own ego and lack of charisma is what is holding him back, most of his videos have less than 100 views which is just fucking sad for "The worlds smartest film critic".
 
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In the UK we have a number for lesser more domestic incidents to free up the emergency services. Stuff like reporting a stolen phone/wanting a same day doctors appointment/reporting someone you're worried about, that kind of stuff. Anything like that for Chris' local area?

For the record I say DON'T. CALL. ANYBODY. Chris dug himself into this septic vaghole, he can get himself back out of it. Obviously he'll need one hell of a kick up his infected arse to do anything about it, but its not like he's standing there with a knife to his neck. He's no immediate danger to himself or anyone else, he just needs to be seen by a professional within the next few days. But if people absolutely HAVE to interfere leave the people who need to be attending to heart attacks and seizures out of it please.
 
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I've read this thread from start to finish. I feel like a broken record but the way things just fall into place for her in life is incredible. I couldn't look at the picture, I just couldn't but i got a good idea from that Fistula link i decided to click earlier out of curiosity, Sick curiosity.

I really hope she doesn't leave it too long. It sucks when the only person that can help themselves are themselves. Christine doesn't seem concerned about it at all but judging by the reactions alone on here she really should be.

Edit: Thanks Memories Of A Lumberjack Disregard what i said about not looking at it, worse than i thought. Ouch.
 
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If he doesn't get some treatment for that abscess, he really will loose his genitals if gangrene sets in. Of course that rules out surgical SRS cause they use your cock to make your fauxgina. If the cwclluminat has a hand in this then they have gone to far. It's doubtful this will kill him cause the infection will put him in the hospital before it kills him but still.
 
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Sorry, have yet to catch up with this thread and am currently just up to page 5, so sorry if this is somewhat repetetive to other posters' comments, but I just have to vent... Jesus Christ.

When the taint piercing happened, someone in that thread said that with Chris' endgame it's not about finding out what it is going to be but rather finding out whether or not there actually is going to be an endgame. After he got rid of that piercing, I was relieved but now we're straight back at square one.

Again, it feels like we're in the last days of OPL.
 
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In the end of the day, you're right, I can't argue with that. It's very possible that he genuinely believes that it's a vagina and his autism just can't let him see past that belief. When I asked "whoever it is" to stop, it was in the hopes that someone is actively feeding Chris this garbage.

Honestly, as sad as it is, if there is some ween pulling the strings, that's the better alternative, cause if that's the case then there's at least SOME chance of convincing Chris to drop this shit. If it all came from his autism, then, sad as it is to say, he's probably fucked.
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Yeah, this isn't Chris showing it to a troll and the troll saying "Oh don't worry Chris, it's not a symptom of something very bad. It's actually your new vagina growing in!".

This is Chris honestly thinking that he's growing a vag. His rationale is very similar to how he behaved when he thought the Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha might actually work IRL. In the sixth set of Katie Bay emails, Chris's first reaction to Liquid being "kidnapped" was "OMG, did that attack ACTUALLY WORK?". He then went on to think "Now that I think of it, didn't MLW's reputation go down right after I tried to curse her?", but he apparently gave up on that train of thought after the curse failed to work on Vivian when he tried to curse her a few days later.

Point is, he saw himself getting fatter and assumed it was because of the breast expansion hypnosis videos he was watching at the time. This caused him to conclude that the videos actually worked. By pure coincidence, the infection from the un-clit resurfaced with a vengeance JUST as he'd started watching the "TURN PENIS INTO VAGINA" videos.
 
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