He would need to liquidate the investments (likely at a loss due to the current state of the stock market), slough off about 80% to pay for taxes and mental health care, and then he can spend the remaining 20% on gravel and jugs of rancid canola oil.
He's closer to the walking dead at this point than ever. Not even any point in making zombie photoshops anymore, sad times.
Most corpses I’ve seen have looked more lifelike, even before embalming.
Anybody else find Tom to be scary in this video? His calmness is unsettling.
Doped up to the eyeballs. He should dope more. A LOT more.
May his foot fungus and HRT do him in.
In an astonishing twist, it turns out that Tom has been dead for twenty years and his body is one massive fungal infestation.
He's got that Chris-Chan complex where he believes half the world waits around with bated breath for updates on his life. His brain can't accept that it's really a combined maybe 30 people here and at AMB that check out his threads when they have a new post to see if he's done any new stupid shit lately.
That's not a Chris-Chan complex. Its a Russell Greer complex
I think it’s loneliness. Dude has no one to share even the smallest minutiae of his life with. There is no one who cares.
Its Russell Greer syndrome. Nobody but here and AMB gives a shit but he believes he has a lot of wisdom to spread so he keeps posting
The IRS is coming after him (he apparently owes $20,000 in taxes). They're not going to be amused by any excuses he gives, and he really doesn't see a way out of it.
I'm almost amazed Tommy has enough income to have that much owed to begin with
