💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Swole McPole]

Agree he said some really crap things to say about a wife to the whole internet but was a ruined snatch included in the list of gripes?

I don't think he said it explicitly, but it's the one thing that doesn't return to it's previous state through exercise., so I just assumed that's what he was talking about. Kayla's first two children were vaginal deliveries, I believe.

Of course, most men consider it completely insignificant -- we'd fuck mud if that's all there was -- but everything I've learned about Nick combines to paint a picture of the kind of person that's so shallow that he'll complain that his wife's vagina no longer provides the kind of friction that it did when she was in her early 20's. Even if he didn't say it explicitly, surely he'd know that's what most men (and women too) would assume he was talking about?

What else could he be complaining about? Her breasts are no longer as pert as they once were, and her stomach isn't quite so flat? Childbirth will have an impact, but those things are really just a function of hitting 40.

Curious, I Googled it. This was the first thing that turned up. Is this what Kayla slips inside herself when Nick is getting into the Balldo? Remember the pic of her and Drex flexing their muscles? Are those the only set of muscles she's exercising?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

He's like a boomer version of another Nick, Nick Fuentes, from the privileged background to putting up a fake front of being trad while in fact being massively latently homosexual.

I honestly believe neither of these people have seen real suffering in person before. Either that or they are just narcissistic assholes.

It seems Rumble is being more careful with their spending. So if Rumble is backing out on big deals like they did with It'sAGundam (1 or 2 months ago)

Wow it's almost as if Rumble realized that wasting money on contracts for Rekieta Law or whatever the fuck "It'sAGundam" is was not a good business decision.

It'sAGundam is completely different from Nick though.
Gundam is closer to a cross of Daniel Tosh and MGTOW streamer (Although he vehemently denies it) who rips on people all day but especially the e-thots and protected classes. That to itself is radioactive to investor money. Rumble got him because he can draw an audience, but the second they meet resistance they'll drop him like a hot potato like the buck-broken cuckservatives they are.

Nick is a legal streamer who got drunk and ranted on milquetoast political opinions which were not completely verboten and doesn't make jokes about of bitches being retarded and deserving to get Darwin awarded from society alongside Auschwitz jokes.

Agree he said some really crap things to say about a wife to the whole internet but was a ruined snatch included in the list of gripes?

Unless Kayla was cheating on him, there are exactly two people responsible for the state of her snatch.
1) Kayla
2) Nick
He should look in the mirror and wipe the dried cum off his face before he talks shit about his wife, he has/had no respect for her.

 

[Chibitzen]

And I think, in fairness, a few people over in his Locals are starting to get wise to this. This is evidenced by what we saw earlier a few of them basically saying "Look, I don't particularly like Kiwi Farms, buuuuuttt..."

Unfortunately, those more levelheaded people are going to have their opinions shouted down by the brain trust that is people like Art, CGoody, and Sally. They'll cast everything going forward as "the Farms vs. Rekieta" because it looks better to do that than admit Nick has been hemorrhaging good will independent of his former fans that post on the Farms.

Nothing suggests "brain trust" like pointing all Nick's future revenue towards a website full of detractors and saying "The drama's over there!!! Don't listen to them!!!". One has to be bored to tears these days to even venture into the land of the Locals since the exodus. Imagine their glee once new members find out there's a source for free entertainment with daily updates within their fingertips... and they don't even have to sign in!

 

[Captain Manning]

It'sAGundam is completely different from Nick though.
Gundam is closer to a cross of Daniel Tosh and MGTOW streamer (Although he vehemently denies it) who rips on people all day but especially the e-thots and protected classes.

Which there's a market for.

Don't get me wrong, I think bitching about Brie Larson and Kathleen Kennedy all day long is the epitome of low effort, but I'll be god damned if people don't lap that shit up. I personally stopped trying to make sense of that that phenomenon sometime after the 87,338th time Yellowflash and That Umbrella Guy managed to make it work.

This boomer coomer shit Nick's doing? Not so much.

 

[Strix454]

Wow it's almost as if Rumble realized that wasting money on contracts for Rekieta Law or whatever the fuck "It'sAGundam" is was not a good business decision.

"ItsAGundam" is a garbage channel complaining about things like star wars movies and the state of scooby doo cartoons. Its content is so predictable that it could probably be generated by software. Its a format right out of 2018 and its being done by any number of other people. Objectively it has nothing anyone would want.

At the time of the Rumble deal, Nick had alot of what they wanted. He was a leader in a format (legal talk). He was seen as conservative friendly based on things like Rittenhouse trial coverage. And the superchats looked good on paper.

But if I were them now, I would go after Emily Baker and just cut Nick loose entirely. He doesn't have a clear format anymore, he seems unable to attract even decent guests and everything he is doing is low effort. He refuses to prepare or do even basic promotion when he has something big like the Rittenhouse interview.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Well, if you read the press release I posted, they specifically emphasized he's a legal commentator. They didn't call him a superchat specialist, or even mention how much money he was bringing in through Youtube. They emphasized the fact he got a lot of views on his videos about Depp and Rittenhouse.

Either way, he sucks at both now. I struggle to think of a single data-point concerning Nick that makes him appealing. Ostensibly, how much he gets made fun of on a certain fruit farming website isn't one that would be considered by Rumble.

If they really wanted to jumpstart their "legal content", they would have paid for the trial streams to be exclusive too, which they didn't. Even by October his night streams had stretched the title "Rekieta Law" beyond recognition for a long time. The super chats were the one area where Nick clearly punched above his weight class (subscribers) where it might make sense to pay the guy to come over.

To be honest, I'm not sure how much strategy went into the deal. Nick got banned from YouTube and there was immediately pressure on Rumble to give him a contract, not even just from Nick either. No doubt if they pulled out he would have become a hardcore Rumble detractor. I recall that when they were in the midst of negotiation he would go on rants about how much Rumble sucks as a platform relative to YT from a feature perspective.

 

[localsinsight919]

How about both? WTF Wednesday is boring and unoriginal, and COOM Friday is so boring and dumb that it might actually be original.

Looks like we will be getting a Nick appearance tonight in about 1.5 hrs (8:30 PM CST) on COOOOOMELOT's channel, he even has rekieta in his thumbnail holder for the live. Then a full Nick show at 11 Central. Double dose.

 

[Captain Manning]

"ItsAGundam" is a garbage channel complaining about things like star wars movies and the state of scooby doo cartoons. Its content is so predictable that it could probably be generated by software. Its a format right out of 2018 and its being done by any number of other people.

Agreed, but...

Objectively it has nothing anyone would want.

Here's where you're wrong.

Look, I don't like it either, but the numbers are what they are. People still watch such insipid crap.

At the time of the Rumble deal, Nick had alot of what they wanted. He was a leader in a format (legal talk). He was seen as conservative friendly based on things like Rittenhouse trial coverage. And the superchats looked good on paper.

But if I were them now, I would go after Emily Baker and just cut Nick loose entirely. He doesn't have a clear format anymore, he seems unable to attract even decent guests and everything he is doing is low effort. He refuses to prepare or do even basic promotion when he has something big like the Rittenhouse interview.

Put another way, if you're Rumble, you're probably now figuring he had entered this "mid-life crisis" at the worst possible time. If he entered it before, you would have never inked the deal and dodged a bullet. If he had it later, you probably would have gotten at least some decent income from him until that happened.

 

[200MB]

"ItsAGundam" is a garbage channel complaining about things like star wars movies and the state of scooby doo cartoons. Its content is so predictable that it could probably be generated by software. Its a format right out of 2018 and its being done by any number of other people. Objectively it has nothing anyone would want.

Even if he had the best content on the platform, I'd still be unable to watch it due to his voice.

Guy sounds like Rizzo from the muppets, only somehow more grating.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

"ItsAGundam" is a garbage channel complaining about things like star wars movies and the state of scooby doo cartoons. Its content is so predictable that it could probably be generated by software. Its a format right out of 2018 and its being done by any number of other people. Objectively it has nothing anyone would want.

Not to derail too much, his earlier videos like the dating app hypergamy series were good but all his culture war shit going forward is a snoozefest.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

No doubt if they pulled out he would have become a hardcore Rumble detractor. I recall that when they were in the midst of negotiation he would go on rants about how much Rumble sucks as a platform relative to YT from a feature perspective.

I can't wait for the DSP muh detractors and begging arc.
"I really need the donations man, I really do. I just bought a new Ducati and a Kinkmen.com subscription and I really need it to pay my bills! WHY AM TOXIC? No, fuck you and Cgoody get that ass banned. After all these years I finally got a great, caring community on rumble. Then these sick, mother fuckers like TevinElissa and GundamPepsi man got me kicked off by bringing up shit I did like 6 billion years ago like saying nigger on unbreaded! They're like vultures man, I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct."

 

[Captain Manning]

they really wanted to jumpstart their "legal content", they would have paid for the trial streams to be exclusive too, which they didn't. Even by October his night streams had stretched the title "Rekieta Law" beyond recognition for a long time. The super chats were the one area where Nick clearly punched above his weight class (subscribers) where it might make sense to pay the guy to come over.

Sure, his sub to superchat ratio was highly impressive.

Ultimately, I think maybe the debate over what they found appealing in him is largely moot now seeing as he's not really performing very well in most, if not all, metrics that Rumble would be concerned with.

Only way that wouldn't be the case is if they were REALLY enamored with the TMI and degeneracy. Which I highly doubt.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

I think we are all missing the important question here. Is balldo man a gayboi?

 

[RotPockets]

Looks like we will be getting a Nick appearance tonight in about 1.5 hrs (8:30 PM CST) on COOOOOMELOT's channel, he even has rekieta in his thumbnail holder for the live. Then a full Nick show at 11 Central. Double dose.
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The only thing that would make that lineup worse would be substituting Nina with Brittany Venti.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

he even has rekieta in his thumbnail holder for the live.

This means nothing. Nick has no showed on streamers that advertised his appearance before. The only thing COOMY has going for him is that Balldoman cancelled on him last week (yielding the excellent marionette picture), and the associated guilt of canceling/no showing twice.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Which there's a market for.

Don't get me wrong, I think bitching about Brie Larson and Kathleen Kennedy all day long is the epitome of low effort, but I'll be god damned if people don't lap that shit up. I personally stopped trying to make sense of that that phenomenon sometime after the 87,338th time Yellowflash and That Umbrella Guy managed to make it work.

This boomer coomer shit Nick's doing? Not so much.

"Kathleen Kennedy will be fired anyday. It's all part of Bob Chapick's plan."

Outrage channels belong on the wall.

But if I were them now, I would go after Emily Baker and just cut Nick loose entirely. He doesn't have a clear format anymore, he seems unable to attract even decent guests and everything he is doing is low effort. He refuses to prepare or do even basic promotion when he has something big like the Rittenhouse interview.

I would fire whoever signed him to a contract and find a reason to sue him for breach of contract. On the locals front I would terminate his account for violating the terms of service with the continued fedposting and lewds. He has proven to be an absolute piece of shit who hasn't lived up to his contract and has jeopardized locals access to payment processers. He should face the consequences.

Looks like we will be getting a Nick appearance tonight in about 1.5 hrs (8:30 PM CST) on COOOOOMELOT's channel, he even has rekieta in his thumbnail holder for the live. Then a full Nick show at 11 Central. Double dose.
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What a charisma void of a lineup.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This means nothing. Nick has no showed on streamers that advertised his appearance before. The only thing COOMY has going for him is that Balldoman cancelled on him last week (yielding the excellent marionette picture), and the associated guilt of canceling/no showing twice.

Ready to collect your winnings?

I checked to see if Nick was on the stream and Camelot was streaming alone and there were people asking where he was.

I went back to about 5-10 minutes into the stream, and.... Nick has cancelled!

There appears to have been a miscommunication about whether the stream would occur on Camelot or Nina's channel, so Camelot will be going on Nina's channel later tonight, but Nick has straight up cancelled.

"Nick messaged me a minute ago and said he's not feeling well. So I don't know if Nick will be there. He's not going to be here tonight either [...] He said he was feeling bad." - Coomalot

 

[feral cat #6385]

Ready to collect your winnings?

I checked to see if Nick was on the stream and Camelot was streaming alone and there were people asking where he was.

I went back to about 5-10 minutes into the stream, and.... Nick has cancelled!

There appears to have been a miscommunication about whether the stream would occur on Camelot or Nina's channel, so Camelot will be going on Nina's channel later tonight, but Nick has straight up cancelled.

"Nick messaged me a minute ago and said he's not feeling well. So I don't know if Nick will be there. He's not going to be here tonight either [...] He said he was feeling bad." - Coomalot

I'm beginning to think Nick needs detox. Never mind pulling up. The dude has become a deep earth boring machine heading for the core of the planet.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Ready to collect your winnings?

I checked to see if Nick was on the stream and Camelot was streaming alone and there were people asking where he was.

I went back to about 5-10 minutes into the stream, and.... Nick has cancelled!

There appears to have been a miscommunication about whether the stream would occur on Camelot or Nina's channel, so Camelot will be going on Nina's channel later tonight, but Nick has straight up cancelled.

"Nick messaged me a minute ago and said he's not feeling well. So I don't know if Nick will be there. He's not going to be here tonight either [...] He said he was feeling bad." - Coomalot

Place your bets, place your bets! Will Balldo no show his own stream, ya know being so sick and all. I wonder if chronic dehydration is a thing?

 

[Hraf]

It would appear, from this press release, that Rumble specifically picked up Rekieta because he was a legal streamer.

I would bet that they brought him on because of the daytime trial streams, hoping to bring in an influx of live viewers to jumpstart their new platform. You know, those things he used to do before he got the Rumble deal money, realized how much he hated sitting there just raking in cash, and then promptly blew off doing again.

For both Rittenhouse and Depp, he had tens of thousands of live viewers at any given point, and over a hundred thousand live viewers at the peaks of excitement. People who had never watched a night stream linked me videos of his from both trials. Rumble probably wanted him to have the same effect over there. It's not in the same league, but he completely skipped the apparently hilarious Paltrow trial, streams for which Emily D. Baker pulled in roughly 1/6 her typical average-day Depp total views. He's not even around to cover news that would be interesting to conservatives, literally sleeping through both the Trump indictment and the Fox News settlement on the days those stories broke.

For someone who says he streams every night at the same time, he still can't keep a regular schedule, and still barely lets his audience know in advance when he won't be around. He doesn't move over to Rumble exclusively until he gets through all the YouTube stuff. Even his regular content had largely shifted away from law to coomer bullshit (although some of these recent video titles imply he's going through documents again now; I don't know, I don't watch anymore).

What is Rumble even getting out of this?