🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[ChumChumbler]

It is kind of gay that Jon can't be bullied anymore over the TTS, but did any entertainment ever come from that?

Yes. I could deal with the off-night, but if Sam is really going to make Jon off-limits for TTS, than the whole thing is in tatters already. Are we going to make all the fish off-limits for TTS? We'll just never turn fishtoys on because all those options would make the contestants uncomfortable. They knew what they were doing when they brought Jon on. They just lost the spine to allow it to happen. So far the audience torture has been severely hampered. The catalyst for this catastrophe was Sam acting like a fucking lunatic about it. They could have quietly 'disappeared' Simmons and explained what happened in a more calm controlled manner.

 

[Bloatlord]

Man, they need to bring someone completely new in, the herd is thinning way too rapidly.

 

[Master Wel]

I've been rugpulled by Maunero
I'm fucking broke
Sucks that he's leaving though. He was my second favorite behind Jon. Even Jon feels bad vibes now

 

[Bozo Gnarly]

I am sure she'd try her best but no way lol.

i think josie would autistically obese over her child. i would not give her a child if that is the subtext of that question though. genes aren't looking good even at a glance.

 

[Tad Loaf]

I have never paid for TTS, but I could not imagine spending such a large amount just to make fun of somebody in the same tired way that's already been done 10 times. I would feel like I ripped myself off. I see the moderation as a necessary + good thing for the show, just get creative and make an actually funny message to put through.

It doesn't help they also banned "snitching" which means you can't even try to feed real/false information about things going on. It comes down to the point there simply isn't that much to say after all the filters they've tacted on. What are people supposed to do just ask Josie about her favorite games and spam production approved memes like "vancepilled"?

 

[Collections Agent]

Mauro on bedroom cam 3 just said he thinks he's gonna leave.

What if Mauro has some vile hidden secret and he's leaving because he doesn't want people to find out about it like they did Simmons, and he can't access the internet to DFE?



I mean it's not like anyone had any intensive eyes on this guy like they did Simmons, all he does is sleep

 

[Tourniquet Man]

"IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOWN"

In all seriousness I hope this continues through all 6 weeks

 

[convulsion swell]

Good riddance you fat subhuman spic. Go sleep at home.

 

[Aidan]

How will I ever survive not watching Snorlax sleep 23 hours a day?

I was banking on him snapping in a way he's never snapped before. The pressure has been building up inside, he let a little of it out today but not enough.

 

[Akashic Retard]

If you're gonna get me on semantics sure, the website was down, but the stream has always been on.

It's turned off to conceal from the viewers what the fish are doing at this very moment, deliberately.

they could have just lied to them tbh, they really didnt go through anything crazy except some yelling on a game show lol

Simmons got yelled at, big whoop. They all immediately were talking shit about him and laughing making fun of him in the kitchen after coming out of the basement. Josie was pumping up a ball and was skipping and giggling ready to stim. Jon is the only person that could arguably said to be "traumatized" and maybe he should be so he can learn a lesson on how to act around people.

 

[Crungass]

Sam's spending 60k on production costs, he should really just up the prize to 100k to keep them on.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Bog hog and snorlax hugging before the departure

 

[ShapelyMutton]

Funniest thing about Mauro saying he's leaving is specifically how difficult it would be to sleep.

 

[cobsongemmy]

sam hyde has one of the most annoying fandom/hatedom rivalries i have ever seen, they are both incredibly autistic and only seems to be driving sam further into his madness slippery slope.
he definitely has problems , as i said earlier in the thread and its intentionally really hard to tell wich part of him is trolling/kayfabe or legit mental illness. I think the best evidence of this, better than any autistic infograph is how bizarrely his appearence has decayed since he started his comedy career, he looks 50 in his mid 30s.
But i think we all can agree that now and then he strikes gold, this has happened 3 times so far: the TED talk incident, World Peace and now fish tank.

 

[Giant Machine]

They should do the Real World mid-season Puck replacement on Mauro if he bails.

 

[curbside2]

Well, if it had to be someone then Mauro isn’t a bad choice to go.

 

[IrishGuy088]

Mauro leaving because he is afraid of being doxed and ruined.

Dox and ruin the quitter!!

 

[Bobuno]

Wasn't expecting to use this more than once tonight. But if the Hawaiian is also leaving.

 

[Akashic Retard]

Bog hog and snorlax hugging before the departure
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Mauro confirmed gay.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

sam hyde has one of the most annoying fandom/hatedom rivalries i have ever seen, they are both incredibly autistic and only seems to be driving sam further into his madness slippery slope.
he definitely has problems , as i said earlier in the thread and its intentionally really hard to tell wich part of him is trolling/kayfabe or legit mental illness. I think the best evidence of this, better than any autistic infograph is how bizarrely his appearence has decayed since he started his comedy career, he looks 50 in his mid 30s.
But i think we all can agree that now and then he strikes gold, this has happened 3 times so far: the TED talk incident, World Peace and now fish tank.

I was with you until you called Fishtank a success. This was a terrible idea from a budget, production, planning & execution perspective. I barely have to explain why since one of the contestants is leaving despite being given a day of recess. More of these fragile zoomers will follow. I expect Sam will be left with a big hole in his wallet & he'll vent impotently at his subscribers.