Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[Skeletor]

This is the most thoroughly-documented taint in human history.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I guess we finally know the answer to the question "When Did Chris Finally Snap".

I dunno. This doesn't feel like he snapped. His weird insistence he now has a vagina feels like a logical progression from where he was before.

 

[MagneticTowels]

When it becomes hard for him to sit down because of the excruciating pain and the wound becomes all discoloured he won't really have much of a choice but to do something about it. Considering his poor hygiene and shitting himself on a daily basis it will become septic and even more gross. A wound like that really can't be left untreated.

Not exactly. He'd start to lay in the bed all day, because he has nobody to keep him in line.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

So yeah... don't think I could ask another grown ass man to show me a pic of some tards bloody taint but if it happens pm'd to me for LULZ, i'll take a gander and then report my disgust.

 

[Quijibo69]

Can't wait until Chris cuts off his own dong for real and tells everyone on Facebook it was a joke. Then he dies of blood loss the next day....

 

[Karen Riley]

Chris is so stubborn and set in his opinion that he's developing an actual vagina it seems, that he'd rather pretend it was all one big joke to avoid people telling him he's wrong and needs to get help.

Of course he still feels the need to insist because there's no pus in the photo that it's not an abscess. If it was a genuine prank why would he even care? It's almost frustrating to see the extent Chris will go to believe his delusions nowadays.

Also, in regards to the cries of moralfaggotry and white knighting earlier in this thread. There's nothing wrong with believing this is funny and that people shouldn't be so upset because Chris is someone we don't personally know, just like there's nothing wrong with caring about Chris and not wanting to see him come into serious harm. There is something wrong however with coming into the thread and screaming 'Chris is awful and I hope he dies, you're all moralfaggots and hypocrites for not wanting to die when you're on a forum dedicated to making fun of him,' like Beardchan did. They were a ridiculous set of posts. Differing opinions are okay, but there's no need to be so overbearing and tryhard about them.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Fake? My Ass!

Spoiler: fucking idiot

 

[4Macie]

Oh you, tease!

lol as if seeing the infected taint from a different angle is even worth it when it's free.

If someone says they have it or saw it, just pm them. It's not that hard.

So yeah... don't think I could ask another grown ass man to show me a pic of some tards bloody taint but if it happens pm'd to me for LULZ, i'll take a gander and then report my disgust.

I mean...I can send it to you...... just hit me up

 

[CaptainDong]

Coming from a long background in the medical field, and unfortunately found myself elbow deep in wounds more than a handful of times, I'll give my two cents on what we're really looking at.

1. This wound is identical in shape to the original piercing migration (however, much larger in size...which isn't uncommon for a wound to grow in size, but not shape. Considering as how the taing piercing occurred how long ago, it's not surprising that it's as large as it is at this time).
2. I highly doubt that this is an abcess, considering how identical it is to the original wound. There doesn't appear to be any infected tissue (however, there is the possibility of an abcess further in the buttocks that we cannot see in the picture, so it cannot be 100% ruled out). The drainage that he more than likely has is called 'serosanguinous' which means part clear, part bloody. This would explain Chris feeling the need to buy pantyliners, and convincing himself that he is having a period, because the drainage would be mostly likely blood tinged at the least.
3. The edges of the visible wound are well approximated, there doesn't appear to be any tunneling, and there is no sign of slough/necrotic tissue. The wound bed itself appears to be a healthy pink in color, which is good for the wound itself.
4. Considering the length of time that passed between the original piercing and what we're seeing now, it's unlikely that this wound will heal any time soon.
5. Which brings me to this point: Chris has to be taking good care of this wound, as the sheer amount of bacteria found in the area (and no, that isn't a reference, everyone has fecal bacteria to some degree around the perineum) should have seriously taken it's toll on this wound, so with that point alone, I am both amazed (because I've seen 30+ year experience nurses do wound care worse than him), and confused at the same time.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

He could go into shock too

The smell is probably very bad.

 

[Cuntster]

It's hilarious to know there's a very high possibility that Chris has shoved an unwashed dildo he's had up his ass up into the gaping wound in his taint.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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He is wrong, it isn't a fistula. I work in (and am passionate about) medicine, but am not a clinician, but here is my theory:
1. Chris went in to the ER about the abscess on his taint.
2. They freaked out, cleaned it out, bandaged it up, sent him home.
3. He took the bandage off and is now saying it's clean and healthy (when in reality, you gotta keep that shit bandaged).
4. Chris uses this to say it is his "talking with his doctor" about SRS and HRT. They don't let you do that shit unless you pass a psych evaluation. And we all know Chris won't pass that.

If the wound is that deep, that's a deep infection. That's really bad. It is easy for it to get re-infected unless it's cleaned for.

 

[pepeelfeo]

Fake? My Ass!

Spoiler: fucking idiot

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Of course it wasn't fake.

 

[CWCchange]

Sure Chris, no pus no pussy.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Coming from a long background in the medical field, and unfortunately found myself elbow deep in wounds more than a handful of times, I'll give my two cents on what we're really looking at.

1. This wound is identical in shape to the original piercing migration (however, much larger in size...which isn't uncommon for a wound to grow in size, but not shape. Considering as how the taing piercing occurred how long ago, it's not surprising that it's as large as it is at this time).
2. I highly doubt that this is an abcess, considering how identical it is to the original wound. There doesn't appear to be any infected tissue (however, there is the possibility of an abcess further in the buttocks that we cannot see in the picture, so it cannot be 100% ruled out). The drainage that he more than likely has is called 'serosanguinous' which means part clear, part bloody. This would explain Chris feeling the need to buy pantyliners, and convincing himself that he is having a period, because the drainage would be mostly likely blood tinged at the least.
3. The edges of the visible wound are well approximated, there doesn't appear to be any tunneling, and there is no sign of slough/necrotic tissue. The wound bed itself appears to be a healthy pink in color, which is good for the wound itself.
4. Considering the length of time that passed between the original piercing and what we're seeing now, it's unlikely that this wound will heal any time soon.
5. Which brings me to this point: Chris has to be taking good care of this wound, as the sheer amount of bacteria found in the area (and no, that isn't a reference, everyone has fecal bacteria to some degree around the perineum) should have seriously taken it's toll on this wound, so with that point alone, I am both amazed (because I've seen 30+ year experience nurses do wound care worse than him), and confused at the same time.

Well he does claim he pours fucking rubbing alcohol all over it every day. Maybe that's why it's not in worse shape?

 

[Sho'nuff]

I come back from a 2 day Chris-cation to reset my sanity and there is this.

Sad thing is, I think the booze is talking, I'm jelly of his lack of body hair in his ( insert Chrisism). That requires way less up keep than mine.

 

[Vitriol]

He is wrong, it isn't a fistula. I work in (and am passionate about) medicine, but am not a clinician, but here is my theory:
1. Chris went in to the ER about the abscess on his taint.
2. They freaked out, cleaned it out, bandaged it up, sent him home.
3. He took the bandage off and is now saying it's clean and healthy (when in reality, you gotta keep that shit bandaged).
4. Chris uses this to say it is his "talking with his doctor" about SRS and HRT. They don't let you do that shit unless you pass a psych evaluation. And we all know Chris won't pass that.

If the wound is that deep, that's a deep infection. That's really bad. It is easy for it to get re-infected unless it's cleaned for.

Thoughts @CaptainDong? This viable?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Depends on a lot of factors. Is it the original unclit? Is it a new one? How long has it been there?

It looks oddly similar to the original unclit, so it is probably the same one.

This is the most thoroughly-documented taint in human history.

Spears has the record on that one

I guess we finally know the answer to the question "When Did Chris Finally Snap".

Along with, "When will Barb Finally Die?" It will happen when she walks in on her baby Chrischun taking gentleman callers to support the family.
No one finds it odd that Chris is showing this off primarily to women? This could mean he is still trying to desperately allocate a lesbian mate with his synthetic gash, which could also mean that all this crap has been to secure China plus a mommy replacement and not to express the vagina of his female soul like everyone is always crowing about.

He is wrong, it isn't a fistula. I work in (and am passionate about) medicine, but am not a clinician, but here is my theory:
1. Chris went in to the ER about the abscess on his taint.
2. They freaked out, cleaned it out, bandaged it up, sent him home.
3. He took the bandage off and is now saying it's clean and healthy (when in reality, you gotta keep that shit bandaged).
4. Chris uses this to say it is his "talking with his doctor" about SRS and HRT. They don't let you do that shit unless you pass a psych evaluation. And we all know Chris won't pass that.

If the wound is that deep, that's a deep infection. That's really bad. It is easy for it to get re-infected unless it's cleaned for.

If it was packed with iodine gauze, and he is not leaving it in there, this can never end well.

 

[Vitriol]

I come back from a 2 day Chris-cation to reset my sanity and there is this.

Sad thing is, I think the booze is talking, I'm jelly of his lack of body hair in his ( insert Chrisism). That requires way less up keep than mine.

• Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.

 

[sugarcummies]

Chris is too delusional to survive this. There's no way.

The wound is deeper than what the fb picture shows. He's going to go septic and die a painful death due to his delusions. I don't think anyone but chris is behind this.