🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[RotPockets]

Improvbros, I don’t feel so good.

 

[Frogget-me-not]

but higher IQ than the people interviewing him

I now realize you are right; they keep accidentally reading out fake shit then taking it back. Retards all around.

 

[Doseferatu]

"I might find where you live and beat you to death" Is what I heard the rando say.

There were at least two issuing threats - a guy first and then a girl.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Someone asked a good question, "Why did you reference a specific incident of a counselor giving alcohol to minors multiple times?"

 

[Rakovnik]

The hosts(?) or someone told him to unprivate his Twitter so they could verify if tweets are real but suggested he go through and delete anything questionable. What a content cuck.

 

[Legalion]

Listening to Simmons just makes me more unsure of everything. The guy could be trying so hard to understand American culture, "the memes", trying to be funny. I really think hes just a cringe weirdo theater kid... He's ESL, comes from a different culture where pedo's aren't paraded around like they are here, he even tagged some random chink girl in that insta post and mentioned he was "actively dating" at the time, so he just thought it was funny.
Also earlier, the way he responded to Sylvia screaming at him when Jet made him come out of the bathroom. He just locked up and seemed confused, asking for Jon. The only thing that makes me think he might be playing dumb is how he hid in the bathroom for an hour, but maybe he just was tired and confused about the TTS attention? Or he really was ashamed? Strange.
EDIT *Also, keep in mind he hid in the bathroom twice. Once when he followed Jons plan, and again after Jet talked to him in the basement.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Someone asked a good question, "Why did you reference a specific incident of a counselor giving alcohol to minors multiple times?"

"it was a different perspective of someone else not me"

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

These people are insanely retarded

 

[Doseferatu]

Apparently, there's a rat under Josie's bed.

 

[Aristides]

We currently only have access to the upstairs bedroom cameras. Jon is so loud for no reason at times you can hear him all the way in B3, he seems to be in a manic and irritable mood. Someone is probably recording all of this now and will run it through an evil AI program of some kind to make most of it audible later.

 

[Frogget-me-not]

These people are insanely retarded

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Imagine you’ve been accused of being a pedo… you have two choices:

1. Leave the Internet for awhile
2. Go immediately on a Discord call with Frank Hassle

Fucking hell, Simmons.

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

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The people interviewing Simmons lmao

 

[Retink Retunk]

"When I say here's how to do it the right way, if you want to date a camper you don't want to get fired." - Simmons

Holy shit. This was him answering if it's ok to buy underage kids booze.

 

[Crungass]

Someone asked a good question, "Why did you reference a specific incident of a counselor giving alcohol to minors multiple times?"

It was a example of someone getting fired for raping a girl. The book is about not getting fired for dating as a counselor, one of the 4 points he put down for not getting fired is to quit if you want to fuck anyone underage. Calling him a pedo for anything in those two pages is hard reaching.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

reminds me of this image lololol

 

[popnloch ness monster]

I now realize you are right; they keep accidentally reading out fake shit then taking it back. Retards all around.

Dumbasses are literally needling a sped over 3rd world memes. If a fucking extremely online chomohunt is the thing that sunk Fishtank, I swear...

PS Frank Hassle is an unfunny faggot who's been wholly salvaged in editing, big respects to

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

 

[Anti Snigger]

Is Hassle in this call?
t. Have never seen anything by Frank

 

[Enig]

you see, i only jacked off to sylvia's onlyfans as a meme

Ysee it's a simple matter okay I only jerked off to her nudes as a meme ok I only imagined myself plowing her balls deep unprotected for jokes all right I only thought of myself creaming deep and impregnating her no holds barred with her tennis ball tits bouncing around as a ruse kay only thought of eating her out with her hair stuffed up my nose as an epic fuckin table flip all right it was all a joke ok I kept the karma balance right by playing letty revenge porn on the other monitor sall good