🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[cwestg]

Is Sylvia leaving?

probably not, but who cares

 

[ToddleDoddle]

I pondered this a bit while taking a giant coffee-fueled shit and trying to get ReVanced to work on my phone:
I think Jet is too nice to be the antagonist backbone that some people expect from this show.
He's living in the basement under them, watching them all the time, interacting with them several times a day, etc. Hell last night Jon and several others said they liked him, and Jet said he liked them as well and then had to explain to Jon what "wholesome" meant.
Hell he popped Josie's ball the other day then felt bad about it enough to get her another.
Basically need a bastard like Sam's caliber around 24/7.

You say this but even with Jet "being too nice" and Sam only being around in small bursts they've had one guy choose to leave and another on the verge of leaving as well a quarter of the way in.

 

[Lame Entropy]

"Did you get your fish bucks money?"

Simmons: "Not a lot"

 

[FluorideHuffer]

There's a lot of weird doomerposting in these past few pages.

Each time this show reaches a new low, it always bounces back up, then reaches a newer lower. Is it too much to ask for you guys to either enjoy the show or enjoy the trainwreck?

A lot of cable shows have these same sorts of massive fuckups in production. Difference is, you don't get to see them in that case.

I think the best thing that could happen for the show rn is more advertising, though. Maybe some sort of recap on day 10 for newcomers, so that people can jump right in? Idk.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I don't think Simmons understands just how damaged his image is

He's making it far worse.

 

[Rob Wolchek]

Simmons is a sick fuck

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

"Did you get your fish bucks money?"

Simmons: "Not a lot"

Such a weird question to be slimy about. I mean, say you either got all of the fishbucks, none of them, or only 500 out of 1500 or whatever.

 

[Crungass]

A guest asked if he was fresh off the boat when he wrote the book and the host instantly kicked him out because it wasn't a question to shit on him.

 

[Sammich]

There's a lot of weird doomerposting in these past few pages.

Each time this show reaches a new low, it always bounces back up, then reaches a newer lower. Is it too much to ask for you guys to either enjoy the show or enjoy the trainwreck?

A lot of cable shows have these same sorts of massive fuckups in production. Difference is, you don't get to see them in that case.

I think the best thing that could happen for the show rn is more advertising, though. Maybe some sort of recap on day 10 for newcomers, so that people can jump right in? Idk.

That's the thing, even if it goes completely sideways and falls apart that's also gonna funny to watch as well.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Holy fuck Simmons this is painful to watch
Why would you do this QnA? When has this ever worked for anyone?

He didnt even actually diddle a kid, as far as we know. He could've just closed social media for now and cut his hair shorter. It would've blown over in no time.
Like a month after the show ends he could make a new social media presence and no one would remember.

 

[Cabbage Farmer]

He doesn't want to answer a simple question about his favorite anime, pedo confirmed

 

[netorare]

There's a lot of weird doomerposting in these past few pages.

Each time this show reaches a new low, it always bounces back up, then reaches a newer lower. Is it too much to ask for you guys to either enjoy the show or enjoy the trainwreck?

A lot of cable shows have these same sorts of massive fuckups in production. Difference is, you don't get to see them in that case.

I think the best thing that could happen for the show rn is more advertising, though. Maybe some sort of recap on day 10 for newcomers, so that people can jump right in? Idk.

i need a recap WHAT IN THE FUCK HAPPENED TODAY

 

[Mr.Bucket]

You say this but even with Jet "being too nice" and Sam only being around in small bursts they've had one guy choose to leave and another on the verge of leaving as well a quarter of the way in.

Well yeah, they're mentally/emotionally stunted zoomers. Probably what made Jet gravitate to them so much.

Which is why I was saying earlier that an actual torture house wouldn't last long.

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

Any sort of defense Simmons could've possibly had is moot now. He's dug himself his own grave. He's cast an incredibly bright ray of suspicion onto himself. It could've just been passed off as "I didn't know English very well, it wasn't my intention for it to come across as predatory." Nope.

What a fucking creep.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Such a weird question to be slimy about. I mean, say you either got all of the fishbucks, none of them, or only 500 out of 1500 or whatever.

He's also not willing to tell people what anime he likes. That shouldn't be a hard thing to answer without locking up and refusing to answer after you already said you watch anime.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

i need a recap WHAT IN THE FUCK HAPPENED TODAY

Start at page 666 and just skim forward til around 700 or so. A TL;DR doesn't do justice.

 

[Sneedifarms]

simmons apologists real fuckin quiet after this self-felting.

 

[FluorideHuffer]

"just how small ar

That's the thing, even if it goes completely sideways and falls apart that's also gonna funny to watch as well.

I agree. I don't necessarily think it will entirely fall apart, either. It's the first season, and it's gonna have growing pains. Even if that turns out to be a cope, it's still going to be fucking hilarious to watch everything fall apart if that turns out to be the case- and I think the fallout will give us several lolcows to follow for a while.

 

[Sneedifarms]

lol some sperg joined to bring up the marky shit and call frank fat and ugly.

 

[Rakovnik]

Frank Hassle finally gets in and asks Simmons what was up with him sniffing underwear, Simmons says it was probably his own, Hassle counters that it wasn't in his room, it was in Mauro's room.