🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[convulsion swell]

simmons apologists real fuckin quiet after this self-felting.

I still think he's just retarded and doesn't understand what jokes are appropriate and aren't.

I do think he should kill himself though. His life as he knows it is over.

 

[DustBuns]

The only thing I'm mad about missing is King Jon the tard on alcohol.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

There's a lot of weird doomerposting in these past few pages.

Each time this show reaches a new low, it always bounces back up, then reaches a newer lower. Is it too much to ask for you guys to either enjoy the show or enjoy the trainwreck?

A lot of cable shows have these same sorts of massive fuckups in production. Difference is, you don't get to see them in that case.

I think the best thing that could happen for the show rn is more advertising, though. Maybe some sort of recap on day 10 for newcomers, so that people can jump right in? Idk.

This show can only slingshot back & forth so much before its neck snaps. We went from "our website doesn't work" to "Sam got rid of 2 contestants in one day & convinced at least half the other ones to consider jumping ship too." That's not even getting into budget concerns.

 

[Sneedifarms]

HAHAHAHA he just tried to deny it's him talking about kissing kids in that one video

 

[Crungass]

Frank Hassle finally gets in and asks Simmons what was up with him sniffing underwear, Simmons says it was probably his own, Hassle counters that it wasn't in his room, it was in Mauro's room.

Weren't Simmons and Mauro sleeping in the same room? I don't think anyone moved their shit over to different rooms when they moved rooms.

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

Frank Hassle finally gets in and asks Simmons what was up with him sniffing underwear, Simmons says it was probably his own, Hassle counters that it wasn't in his room, it was in Mauro's room.

It was the day after he moved out of Mauro's room, and it was his underwear, he took it to wash

 

[Appetizer]

Like 80% of the intense Simmons aggression is the IP2 fans / people who wanted hell house finally seeing their opportunity to be angry as possible at someone.

 

[Cabbage Farmer]

This Simmons interview is fucking kino
The ESL excuse isn't working anymore

 

[Aristides]

The thing about 8 year olds, though, is they bounce back, I have a feeling Jon is gonna be right as rain soon enough.

People were acting like Jon would develop lifelong cPTSD from watching Sam shit all over Simmons then kick him out. Even if it rocked his socks, he'll be fine and sperging joyfully in a day or two. What's happening now is desperate damage control to stop him from leaving too soon, which may very well be a consequence of Sam's needlessly cruel bit towards Jon's only friend in the tank.

 

[FluorideHuffer]

i need a recap WHAT IN THE FUCK HAPPENED TODAY

Letty shakes Jon's baby
Jon gets mad and shakes other babies.
Simmons reveals himself to be a perv.
TTS bullies the fuck out of Jon.
Jon doesn't all the way believe Simmons is a perv.
Everyone spends all day mad at Jon.
Sam shows up out of the blue, barely bothers staying in character, and throws Simmons to the curb in a hilarious manner.
The weird shock of it happening makes a lot of the fish nervous.
Jon gets upset finding out Simmons was a pedo + the constant backstabbing from everyone against him + the TTS bullying, hides in a bathroom.
Sam tries to goad him out with an alpha male speech, gets a bit real with him, but it doesn't work.
Jet comes up and just man-to-man levels with him, Jon comes out. Jet and Jon hug (kinda a sweet moment)
Jon disappears. Mauro quits.
Jon comes back later.
Everyone is promised a beer/pizza/movie night.

 

[alicesroom]

i got banned from the discord for saying simmons should be beaten with a bat

 

[The Blue Morpho]

What did Simmons say? I was taking a piss.

No, I will not scan through 50 pages from the last few hours to see if this has been posted.

Sam said he doesn't think Jon isn't mentally capable of consenting to a real boxing match. There is no way he lets anything happen to his special boy now.

 

[FluorideHuffer]

What did Simmons say? I was taking a piss.

Sam said he doesn't think Jon isn't mentally capable of consenting to a real boxing match. There is no way he lets anything happen to his special boy now.

I'm pretty sure he's joking.

 

[Terrorist]

A guest asked if he was fresh off the boat when he wrote the book and the host instantly kicked him out because it wasn't a question to shit on him.

Fresh Off The Chode by Peddy Wang

 

[Legalion]

The way Simmons talks about massaging and cuddling Jon really shows how naive he is to Western expectations. He's literally an ESL autistic, still not defending himself because he does not understand the weight of the situation or fully understanding the accusations. I really think his responses have to be looked at with a level of empathy, also his accent is noticeably heavier in the better audio quality in the interview.

 

[Cocklaunch]

What did Simmons say? I was taking a piss.

Sam said he doesn't think Jon isn't mentally capable of consenting to a real boxing match. There is no way he lets anything happen to his special boy now.

Sam kicked this retard in the head, I doubt he wants to make him think about that.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I'm pretty sure he's joking.

He's been treating him like he's special needs since the mustard incident. He's serious.

 

[Sammich]

Like 80% of the intense Simmons aggression is the IP2 fans / people who wanted hell house finally seeing their opportunity to be angry as possible at someone.

I don't think you are really aware of how pissed folks get over even a hint of pedo behavior if you think that is the case. Some of it, yeah sure, but that number you pulled out of your ass.

 

[Rakovnik]

Frank plays a video of Simmons saying "on a social night you can talk with the kids you like or kiss them"

Simmons denies it completely at first, Frank pushes back that he's literally watching the video of him saying it. Simmons asks for context, he needs to see it, the hosts send it to him. He's taking a bunch of time now to look for context in his own video to try to figure out an excuse for saying that.

He got a look at it and told the hosts he'll have to leave to watch this and come back, they're pretty sure he's not coming back

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Sam said he doesn't think Jon isn't LEGALLY capable of consenting to a real boxing match. There is no way he lets anything happen to his special boy now.

Too wetawded