💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Not Who You Think]

A post regarding what has been seen of Kayla's body (so far):

Kayla's physical appearance doesn't matter too much to me beyond some occasional teasing. A woman having some "work done" is fine, but it bodes ill for a married woman when she's sharing the results online with other men/women in an intentionally provocative manner.

As such, Kayla has invited this attention, and a lot of the criticisms that come with it for making it more public. Additionally, it is a shame that she puts so much effort into looking good while posting for strangers online, clubbing at Gay90s, and swinger locales over her family life.

Relevant to Kayla's overall shape; women generally don't lose weight just from the desired location on their body. Women I have known have generally lamented having smaller boobs after they lost weight. Tummy fat isn't the only thing they lose with diet and exercise, so I am skeptical of a woman post-40 who has had 5 babies with a slim waist and large chest. Reminder: celebrities are not a credible counterpoint for issues pertaining to authentic physical aesthetics.

Kayla intentionally wears outfits that show off her stomach quite a bit. This would only increase how often she would have to suck in her gut (if that's what she is doing). Strange if she is sucking in her gut for pictures considering her wardrobe choice. In any case, Kayla seems to feed her ego by showing off what is likely both her own work and work she had done.

Boobs can be rigged up in a number of ways, so I don't really trust what I see most of the time. That said, decide for yourself if these are closer to "big naturals", "fantastic plastic", or just the bra.

Without further ado, I invite you to consider Kayla's gut, boobs (and face if you want) as you review the material below:

Spoiler: Some Pics and Vids for Analysis

From Hedo II:

Election Stream:

Recent Outing:


Posted Pics:




This one from Hedo II contains sideboob. Note that the cleft in her posterior and her head indicate she is facing more to the right. The placement of her right elbow make supporting her left breast unlikely.

Maybe her boob is trying to escape before Kayla can ink it too.

In any case, it's not clear what is going on with her physiology here, but it has looked odd to me since I first saw it:

 

[RotPockets]

The dude has become a deep earth boring machine

That’s putting it lightly.

What is Rumble even getting out of this?

His ineptitude makes Crowder look better in comparison?

 

[feral cat #6385]

I would bet that they brought him on because of the daytime trial streams, hoping to bring in an influx of live viewers to jumpstart their new platform. You know, those things he used to do before he got the Rumble deal money, realized how much he hated sitting there just raking in cash, and then promptly blew off doing again.

For both Rittenhouse and Depp, he had tens of thousands of live viewers at any given point, and over a hundred thousand live viewers at the peaks of excitement. People who had never watched a night stream linked me videos of his from both trials. They probably wanted him to have the same effect over there. It's not in the same league, but he completely skipped the apparently hilarious Paltrow trial, streams for which Emily D. Baker pulled in roughly 1/6 her typical average-day Depp total views. He's not even around to cover news that would be interesting to conservatives, literally sleeping through both the Trump indictment and the Fox News settlement on the days those stories broke.

For someone who says he streams every night at the same time, he still can't keep a regular schedule, and still barely lets his audience know in advance when he won't be around. He doesn't move over to Rumble exclusively until he gets through all the YouTube stuff. Even his regular content had largely shifted away from law to coomer bullshit (although some of these recent video titles imply he's going through documents again now; I don't know, I don't watch anymore).

What is Rumble even getting out of this?

The risk of getting dropped by their payment processers because Nick lets fedposters and lewdposters run free.

 

[Captain Manning]

What is Rumble even getting out of this?

I think they thought they were gonna get something that he's no longer interested in delivering.

I'm beginning to think Nick needs detox.

This. No joke.

We make fun of people here, but he might need legitimate medical intervention, and I hope he seeks it.

The risk of getting dropped by their payment processers because Nick lets fedposters and lewdposters run free.

I find it interesting Locals didn't ban Still-Life. Only deleted his posts. Whereupon he started right up again with his bullshit.

Either they don't care as much as they probably should, or...?

 

[feral cat #6385]

Without further ado, I invite you to consider Kayla's gut, boobs (and face if you want) as you review the material below:

No thank you.

Either they don't care as much as they probably should, or...?

Building a document trail to justify kicking off an underperforming creator.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick is claiming on Twitter he will have a show tonight. I wonder what state he will be in or if he's made a miraculous and rapid recovery.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

A post regarding what has been seen of Kayla's body (so far):

This one from Hedo II contains sideboob. Note that the cleft in her posterior and her head indicate she is facing more to the right. The placement of her right elbow make supporting her left breast unlikely.

In the election stream she freaked out and explained showing her leg in the way she did was because people would see her belly. Yet she seems pretty fond of showing off her stomach now in any way she can. Your sideboob clarification at Hedo made it click as well. Her boob in the pic is way to pert to be natural. I’ve handled mom boob in much smaller cup sizes than Kaylas, and even those had mommy sag without lift from a bra. It just happens. With boobs the size of Kayla’s, hers should have been dragging the beach after all the kids she’s popped out.

Add on the previous comments about stomach scarring from the Philly pics, the new weird face, and its 100% believable to me she’s had a boob job, lipo on the stomach, as well as Botox on the face plus other facial work that (@RotPockets I think) was speculated about. She should have gone for the full meal deal and had butt implants done too, but the Wayzata Spa that did all her other work doesnt list that on the menu, only injectable cellulite treatments.

Nick is claiming on Twitter he will have a show tonight. I wonder what state he will be in or if he's made a miraculous and rapid recovery.

He posted topics 30 minutes ago on LowCows, so it appears your rapid recovery miracle has happened.

Edit: extra word

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nick is claiming on Twitter he will have a show tonight. I wonder what state he will be in or if he's made a miraculous and rapid recovery.

Who gives a shit? I'd rather watch a kitten cam than the boring fucker. The amount and quality of law talk will be the same. At least kittens are cute.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I think we are all missing the important question here. Is balldo man a gayboi?

It's only gay if the balls touch, but Nick's balls are permanently encased in the balldo.

"Nick messaged me a minute ago and said he's not feeling well. So I don't know if Nick will be there. He's not going to be here tonight either [...] He said he was feeling bad." - Coomalot

I'd get "dehydrated" too if I had to spend time around that manlet and his fake sex stories about being the biggest stud in the Alabama trailer park.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Put another way, if you're Rumble, you're probably now figuring he had entered this "mid-life crisis" at the worst possible time. If he entered it before, you would have never inked the deal and dodged a bullet. If he had it later, you probably would have gotten at least some decent income from him until that happened.

Even though he's at a whole different echelon, given the reveal he's been separated for 2 years and Dave Landau airing his dirty laundry, the same thing could be said of Crowder.

 

[Potatoherder]

I set my collector as the fishtank went down for a day. In the old days an absence would cause an increase in superchats but i don't expect it this time.

 

[RotPockets]

It's only gay if the balls touch, but Nick's balls are permanently encased in the balldo.

Why is Nick so fixated on testicles?

“Futanari, balls or no balls?”
“Want to sniff Drex’s Balldo?”
“I love my Vibralldo guys, no cap!”
“I wish my balls could hang out of my hot pants.”

Ironic for someone so evidently lacking in testosterone. Does he not have testicles? It almost seems like Neuticle Nick is overcompensating for something…

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Why is Nick so fixated on testicles?

I still stand by he has may have had penile enchantment (a pump) possibly. After all he does have ED and his incessant drinking would not make Sildenafil (viagra or any other vasodilator) a good idea.

The risk of getting dropped by their payment processers because Nick lets fedposters and lewdposters run free.

If locals goes down because of the aforementioned it probably puts the final nail in the coffin on "alt-right" tech.

I'm beginning to think Nick needs detox. Never mind pulling up. The dude has become a deep earth boring machine heading for the core of the planet.

He needs a Jordan Peterson tiered intervention where they sedate him and throw in the ICU, otherwise he would not listen. Not available in the USA. Maybe if they charge him for sodomy in China and he gets Ty Beard to fight his extradition case... That being said, they would just throw him in a room of 40+ sweaty men in a cell and a concrete bed just like his hetroflexible ass wants.

That being said. Guesses on the "illness" cause? Mine is alcohol + MDMA.

 

[Thugnificent]

I still stand by he has may have had penile enchantment (a pump) possibly. After all he does have ED and his incessant drinking would not make Sildenafil (viagra or any other vasodilator) a good idea.

If locals goes down because of the aforementioned it probably puts the final nail in the coffin on "alt-right" tech.

He needs a Jordan Peterson tiered intervention where they sedate him and throw in the ICU, otherwise he would not listen. Not available in the USA. Maybe if they charge him for sodomy in China and he gets Ty Beard to fight his extradition case... That being said, they would just throw him in a room of 40+ sweaty men in a cell and a concrete bed just like his hetroflexible ass wants.

That being said. Guesses on the "illness" cause? Mine is alcohol + MDMA.

I distinctly recall him mentioning he had tried mushrooms as well in Jamaica. The idiot's probably candy-flipping now, that would easily explain the accelerated brain rot.

 

[dustnight]

Why is Nick so fixated on testicles?

Ironic for someone so evidently lacking in testosterone. Does he not have testicles? It almost seems like Neuticle Nick is overcompensating for something…

Nah guys come on, Nick has explicitly stated over and over again what a drag it is when your giant balls are constantly getting stuck in between everything.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I tuned in for 5 minutes to see how our friend Nicholas is doing after a week of doing drugs, drinking and balldoing. His nose looks bigger and redder than usual tonight. Tonight's discount Tim Pool night where those of you who have been in a coma for 3 days can hear Nick's thoughts on Tucker Carlson. How very topical. Right on the bleeding edge Drunkeita.

 

[Phil Leotardo]

Alcoholic nose + dead eyes = inevitably going to be setting up a gofundme for a liver transplant

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick is covering the breaking news about Tucker leaving Fox.

I guess Nick tossed a coin and the excuse came up "darn kids" and not "dehydrated", since he said he was tired after driving his kids around all day and, when confronted with the confusion about which stream he was supposed to join earlier, decided to cancel and sleep instead.

He looks so red that he commented it on stream. He blames how hot his house is. (It's about 50 degrees in Spicer right now)

 

[Poop Shoot]

He’s dying his hair too dark for his complexion, that’s not helping with the sallow look to his skin, it also draws attention to the thinning.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

He looks so red that he commented it on stream. He blames how hot his house is. (It's about 50 degrees in Spicer right now)

I'm going to laugh and say he's a hypocrite if it's a Taylor Lorentz situation where the HVAC is set to 90F.

I distinctly recall him mentioning he had tried mushrooms as well in Jamaica. The idiot's probably candy-flipping now, that would easily explain the accelerated brain rot.

I'm not a doctor but shrooms can induce serotonin syndrome (As would MDMA) which if severe would be a medical emergency. Typical symptoms are agitation, tremor, sweating, dilated pupils, hyperthermia hyperflexia and clonus. I wonder how true that heat allergy is, I'm beginning to think Nick was a molly taker all his life, just at low dosages and intervals.

Ironically, the front line treatment for SS is... Wait for it... Benzos!