🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Frogget-me-not]

Damiel saying that if Simmons dies, it’s on them. Vance gives him a glare

 

[ToddleDoddle]

Critiquing Simmons clothing style, dresses in a "less threatening, childish way". Apparently Simmons always wore his pants inside out

He did. He said it was because the fabric made him itchy and he was allergic to it. I thought it was weird though because why wouldn't you just buy clothing that doesn't make you itchy? Why would you own any clothes that you are allergic too?

 

[Sneedifarms]

He did. He said it was because the fabric made him itchy and he was allergic to it. I thought it was weird though because why wouldn't you just buy clothing that doesn't make you itchy? Why would you own any clothes that you are allergic too?

given he's proven to be a bona fide retard there must be some insane reason like that being his only pair of pants or him not realizing that different pants can be made out of different fabrics.

 

[Frogget-me-not]

He did. He said it was because the fabric made him itchy and he was allergic to it. I thought it was weird though because why wouldn't you just buy clothing that doesn't make you itchy? Why would you own any clothes that you are allergic too?

“If you have allergies, you’re a pedophile”

 

[Mr.Bucket]

He did. He said it was because the fabric made him itchy and he was allergic to it. I thought it was weird though because why wouldn't you just buy clothing that doesn't make you itchy? Why would you own any clothes that you are allergic too?

And spoiler alert...the fabric outside is the exact same fucking fabric as inside.

It's one piece of fucking fabric.

 

[curbside2]

Damiel saying that if Simmons dies, it’s on them. Vance gives him a glare

Leave it to Damiel to finally be antagonistic on the night it’s not needed.

 

[Squatty Potty]

"Earl Jr" nice reference.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

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simmons and jon were greater than the sum of their parts, jon needed an autistic foreigner to indulge him.

I reiterate, Simmons has had more physical contact with Jon than that succubus Letti EVER will

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Whore is playing it up for the camera again. After years of being exposed to the depravity of the internet, I'm not at all shocked or surprised that there people sexually attracted to stick figure drawings.
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Playing devil's advocate: She's drunk and that's a very comfortable position to chill out in for a few.

 

[Meth Until Death]

Damiels said he worked with EDP. Sylvia seems to know talk about bringing Andy Dick on

 

[curbside2]

Sylvia seems to think the show is more mainstream than it actually is. Suggests celebrities like Kanye West must be watching. The reality is five figures.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

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B2 baby crying for the past few minutes since Jon abandoned it to sleep in the laundry room.

It's been crying for *several hours*.
Jon is 'immune'(if they still follow those rules) and with Simmons gone it really doesn't matter.

 

[stink rink]

It's been crying for *several hours*.
Jon is 'immune'(if they still follow those rules) and with Simmons gone it really doesn't matter.

My b i delete

 

[curbside2]

It's been crying for *several hours*.
Jon is 'immune'(if they still follow those rules) and with Simmons gone it really doesn't matter.

I think Jon is going to be immune far beyond this initial immunity if he’s willing to stay. He gets special treatment from Sam and not just because he’s retarded. That didn’t help Simmons. I think Sam and Jet like him and know he’s great entertainment.

 

[Meth Until Death]

Vance tried stopping Jon from drinking. Unexpected turn from Vance.
Edit - they mentioned "fast pass" or something. Confirmation on bud and beer for Jon?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

This is the most evil thing Sam Hyde has done, if you exclude the Marky allegations. He ruined this guy's life and reputation forever. With baseless accusations, while laughing about it. And he thinks he was in the right too.

It's ironic you call the stuff against Simmons baseless when the Marky shit literally boils down to extremely easily faked text message screencaps and anonymous posts on 4chan. There is no police report or case. I could take the next hour in photoshop and make you something more convincing then the Marky shit.

 

[Sneedifarms]

I think Jon is going to be immune far beyond this initial immunity if he’s willing to stay. He gets special treatment from Sam and not just because he’s retarded. That didn’t help Simmons. I think Sam and Jet like him and know he’s great entertainment.

he has special jontent privileges now and honestly it's for the better. one of the few times i agree with the producer tinkering and rule breaking.

 

[Octavia]

Can someone explain who this simmons guy is since the community post went out of it's way not to?
TY in advance.

E: if you're going to negrate me, you can at least point me in the right direction.

 

[Appetizer]

I forgot that without Jon and Simmons the rest are more or less a bunch of normies. These late night convos are of much lower quality without Jon...as odd as that sounds.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

he's such an overwhelmingly gross asshole I can't stand most of his antics. I still tuned into Fishtank because, like I said, he can be very funny and you know when he's involved, it will be at a minimum popcorn fuel.

This is so fucking based, Sam Hyde is only funny in context to society as it is right now, if actually funny people spoke about the same shit he does he would be forgotten tomorrow.