🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[KingElizabeth]

Sam completely obliterating and humiliating a retarded chink was hilarious.

It kind of sucks to see Sam destroy a guy for the sake of comedy though, I thought he was above that.
All that was needed was 'He's an ESL chink weirdo with low IQ and an even lower understanding of the English language, wrote dumb books that if clipped out of context sounds like he's something like pro pedo, but actually..' and whatever excuse you want.
That's all. That's all that was needed at any point but for some unbelievable reason it festered into whatever this was.

He's a low iq weirdo retard but he doesn't remotely deserve to be witch hunted like this and branded a pedophile. Undeserved.

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

This Frank Hassle goal seems like a scam to bait more paypiggies. Majority of people that were going to buy this have already bought it and it's not like anyone will create a second account just to buy it again. It's been 10 days and only 1/4 of the goal has been met, it's unrealistic to expect 3/4 of it to be filled even if we consider it's going to last for a month longer. There's no way it's going to be reached without rigging it. It doesn't even update automatically, so it's probably the devs manually putting whatever they want anyway.

Yesterday Jet sent a TTS announcing a clown coming in 3 days, could be Frank but it would be too obvious that the goal was fake.

 

[Anorexic Robot]

Are we all on the same page that Mauro left (even after the accommodations) because his potential skeletons would be exposed on Fishtank?

The only skeleton Mauro is hiding is the one inside his giant body

 

[Chainblade]

Safe to assume the garage light is going to be on 24/7 because of chat spamming that there were rats in it the other night. Jet can't catch a break with the chat.

 

[Weed]

He needs to offer more than 10k for this entire thing. Atleast 25, I’m a wagie and make almost double of that in the time span

So if you make double, then you make over $173,000 a year as a wagie? No wonder you're a wagie, lol, can't do basic math.

Check the math. 10k per six weeks is 86.67k a year.

 

[Forest Person]

This Frank Hassle goal seems like a scam to bait more paypiggies.

I'm highly skeptical of that progress bar's functionality, considering how several other features on that website were not working until very recently.

 

[eaglesfan665]

Vance is doing a gay dance in the kitchen now, he really needs to be eliminated preferably by means of a shotgun

 

[Extreme Crusader]

How long before a lolsuit for the Simmons suitation happens? Simmons vs Sam in court would be kino asf too

 

[SpruceEater]

Jet need to stop treating these adults like kids. Don't give these niggers pizza and beer.

They picked the wrong contestants for the show. If they're worried about them leaving over this then they shouldn't be competing. I only say this as Ice Poseidon ran shows like Fear Factor, and those guys put themselves through hell for like 2 grand iirc. They all have their quirks and are a bit weird but they're all fairly normal. If Jet is going to have to do damage control everytime something like this happens then there is going to be no consistency. People like Mauro will just say they're stressed in order to get their phones back. We've barely even scratched the surface and they're already crying. Not good.

Hopefully for next year's show they're going to be better at picking the loonies.

 

[August Levasseur]

How long before a lolsuit for the Simmons suitation happens? Simmons vs Sam in court would be kino asf too

What would they even sue each other over? Defamation? Sam just quoted from a book Simmions 100% wrote (out of context, yes, but still), and showed an insta post he also 100% made. Breach of contract? There is 110% a clause in the contract somewhere telling them they can be kicked at any time, for any reason. If Sam doesn't pay him his fishbucks, maybe there'll be cause for suit, but he's probably paid him off already.

 

[markzuckerbergslave]

He raised it to 20K on day 7 I believe.

Yeah that’s much better. Josie and letty can probably get 10k in a day by selling feet pics or some shit and Sam isnt going to have a lot of leverage against them so that they can stay

 

[King George III]

How long before a lolsuit for the Simmons suitation happens? Simmons vs Sam in court would be kino asf too

I would die from ecstasy if Simmons files pro se and Sam hires a high quality jew lawyer. Trial of the century, greater than Heard v. Depp.

 

[Frogget-me-not]

So if you make double, then you make over $173,000 a year as a wagie? No wonder you're a wagie, lol, can't do basic math.

Check the math. 10k per six weeks is 86.67k a year.

Assume for a second that you wagecuck 24/7. 6 weeks is about 1000 hours. 10k over that time amounts to 10$/hr.

This means the wagie job would have to be paying 20$ an hour and work all hours of the day to meet the claim. Of course, no one works 24/7 for a week straight, so it would take three or four times the time (20 weeks?) to accumulate 10k.

 

[markzuckerbergslave]

So if you make double, then you make over $173,000 a year as a wagie? No wonder you're a wagie, lol, can't do basic math.

Check the math. 10k per six weeks is 86.67k a year.

Point still stands

 

[synapse]

Mauro just said on IG live he sort've regrets leaving, and that he's very impulsive. The dude really should've slept on it.

When asked if he wanted to come back he essentially says yes, but he knows it would be really awkward.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Simmons has been framed by Josh Moon in his speech to text book.

View attachment 5091694

Here's the video it was ripped from:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGrmnBNI7sY

He's just a Chinese SEO scammer. That's why he was like "bro I make $100 a month off those" and it explains the social media shit with 10000 tags as well. Not that I'm defending the guy or anything, he fucking penned a book in his own name claiming to have a tiny penis in the course of recklessly spamming for barely enough money to pay a utility bill, but it's just typical sinobug behavior and it's such a clusterfuck lmao

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Frank Hassle should hassle the rats.

 

[Hector Hamsteak]

Mauro just said on IG live he sort've regrets leaving, and that he's very impulsive. The dude really should've slept on it.

When asked if he wanted to come back he essentially says yes, but he knows it would be really awkward.

He also said he liked Jon the most out of all the other fish. Just another lying snake.

 

[apa gapa]

How long before a lolsuit for the Simmons suitation happens? Simmons vs Sam in court would be kino asf too

That chinaman won't do a thing he seems totally clueless and dumb, Especially after that interview

 

[coof coof]

VOMIT ALERT. I REPEAT VOMIT ALERT.